Translate a little conversation in English, thank you

Dizzy. How do you translate it like this? Doesn't the sentence make sense? Again, my translation is better than yours. Do you use translation software anymore? Why is the answer so irresponsible?

a warp meal will be ok.

t be too polite to me,select other things to eat.

s enough,really.

i choose the same like i wanna take a glass of you?

d like a bottle of bear.

you want to play or to work as you come here?

come here to attend an interview,and i want to get a job here.

you want to develop yourself here,wonderful!let's wish you a good interview.

you.things here are good,very will be better if it would be a little salty.

anything else?

can't eat more.

get paid.

s 90 yuan for all.

me the bill,,here is 100 yuan .the rest is you tip.

Plagiarism is prohibited!

2D characters acting out this dialogue.

Jenny: Your dog is so cute, Peter!

Peter: He's my new pet, Tintin. He's very smart.

Jenny: Really? What can he do?

Peter the Elder: He can walk on two legs. He can also dance.

Jenny: Wow! Peter: Do you have a pet at home?

Jenny: My mom has a big cat, but I don't like her.

Peter: Why don't you like that cat?

Jenny: Well, he's a little annoying because of the tease. He slept all day long, and his name was Lazy.

Peter: Haha, that's a good name for him!

P.S. The original text is as follows.

We have discussed about your 3% proposal and accept it in relation to the citation. We are prepared to give you a review of your product if you can guarantee the delivery of the right-handed batter to the left rear court or the previous thing on September 20th. The goods which are attached strictly in relation to this situation.

After this date, we reserve the right to refuse delivery and/or cancellation of the order.

We discussed your 3% proposal and also accepted it under the following conditions: We're ready to try your item if you can guarantee it delivered on or before September 20th.

the enclosed order is given strictly on this condition.I can't translate it directly. This means that if they do not receive the product before September 20, they will not try or buy it, and the order that has been placed will become invalid.