Who has Lan Zhenglong s classic lines in The Great Sage PS Man ?

Xia and Jie dialogue.

My name is Xia Hejie, a handsome and stylish writer of both sexes, a blogger who creates at will, and a TV celebrity with a poisonous tongue, but that is me on the surface, a me who has been shaped by **, that is not the real me, I want to take this opportunity to solemnly introduce myself to you:

When I was in elementary school, I was a little chubby, naughty, and did my homework well, but my parents weren't home because they were busy. My brother is much older than me, so he doesn't play with me, so I often go to and from school alone, and eat the bento I bought outside. From that time on, I liked to play pranks, but not because I wanted to bully people, but because I wanted to attract attention.

Because I'm afraid of being alone, I'm afraid of being lonely.

When I got to middle school, I became a prankster. I started to have a bunch of friends around me, but I thought that everyone made friends with me because I liked pranks, so I thought about how to fix people every day, but I didn't really like pranks, I was more afraid of losing friends.

The day the steeltooth girl disappeared, I lost the motivation to play pranks.

I started to study hard to get my first choice, and I was a standard nerd at that time, and I didn't dare to chase after girls because I was afraid that they would suddenly disappear like steel tooth girls.

In fact, I am very ordinary, very ordinary, sometimes funny, embarrassing, I am not a love expert, a master of sisters. The real me is a fool who has lost faith in love, a fool who is afraid of losing and does not dare to give. Remember you once said to me, your impression of me is:

Poisonous tongue, arrogance, arrogance, flowery, narcissistic, fake literature and art. I admit you're quite right, but.

I'm tongue-in-the-dark to protect myself.

I'm arrogant because I'm afraid that people will look down on me.

I'm arrogant because I have low self-esteem.

I bothered because I was afraid that I would be rejected for giving sincerely.

I'm narcissistic because I don't have self-confidence.

I fake literature and art because I am afraid of being discovered, but in fact, I am very ordinary and ordinary;

I've never had the courage to look at myself in this way, but because of you, I've been able to re-examine myself in these 158 hours. Ma Xiaoqian, I have never seriously pursued you, but I will only selfishly ask you to like me, selfishly blame you, why don't you accept me, I have never considered your feelings. I don't mean anything else when I say this, I just want to tell you that your choice is right, the past Xia Hejie is really annoying, but I will change it, and when I come back from the UK, you will see a new me, a new Xia Hejie.

Teacher Xiaoqian, I am graduating from Angel Kindergarten, thank you.

Episode 1 1The most interesting thing in life is that you don't know where, when, who you'll meet, what's going to happen.

2.I am a writer of both sexes who wanders in the literary world and the film and television industry, I like to create, I advocate freedom, and improvisation is my attitude towards life.

3.Want to know the secret of my success? It's actually very simple, only eight words - there is no woman who can't figure it out.

4.As long as you get a woman, it is equivalent to conquering half the world!

5.A big man wants a woman to listen to him, and if he wants to get a woman, he has to listen to a woman, and only by listening can he understand, and only by understanding can he get it! Of course, I'm not against getting a big man once in a while, but that's for fun, not for tantrums.

6.His film has a far-reaching artistic conception and is thought-provoking, and I have been seriously reflecting for a long time, why can I make such an ugly and incomprehensible movie?!

The story, like moldy bread, shape, like soaked bread, dialogue, like a clogged sewer, the soundtrack is better, because there are very few, otherwise it will be worse!

You go and take a look at the **····

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I guarantee you'll find the best of the best.

"Love is a gift from Satan, and when you take it apart, your life will fall into a catastrophe; Love is the sugar coating of poison, and under the sweet packaging is a fatal crisis; Love is a cruel game, and when you finally muster up the courage to give your sincerity, it will once again put you in a desperate situation of disappointment. Sincerity is a joke, courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense, loyalty is a dream talk, happiness is bullshit, so my conclusion is: fuck love! ”

It only takes a second to fall in love with someone.