Who has a little story of typos in life? Just come with 2 or 5

The story takes place during the Cultural Revolution, when young intellectuals went to the countryside to join the queue for "re-education". A young intellectuals wrote a letter to their family. The letter reads, "Mom and Dad, stop sending food stamps and money.

My food dog (enough) eats. It's raining a lot these days, it's boring, and my life (umbrella) has been lost. In order to save and make a revolution, I only need your old life (umbrella).

Now the commune has set up an ideological propaganda team, and I will hang myself in two days. ”

He looked at the signs at the doors of each room and searched all the way, and when he finally saw the sign of the Poverty Alleviation Office, he did not knock on the door, but stared at the sign at the door, because he found that it was written with the words "Helping Corruption". He was afraid that he had seen it wrong, so he carefully read it again. That's right, it's anti-corruption.

He knocked on the door and showed the words on the sign to a cadre-like person who came out to open the door. The person who looked like a cadre was not sure, so he asked someone to check the dictionary, and after checking it, he confirmed that the words on the sign that had been hung for a long time were really "helping corruption".

Silent mosquito-free riding fun.

Xiao Ming often writes an umbrella as his life, once it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he asked his classmate to bring a note to his mother, Xiao Ming wrote: Mom, I don't have a life, I can't go home, please help me send my life.

, Xiao Ming, once I didn't bring an umbrella, so I left one with my mother, and wrote a note to my mother, I am dead, don't use it to pick me up.

There are indeed a lot of typos in our lives, and now let's look at some basic words in our lives where we don't pay attention.

For example:1Press (install).

2.Willing to defeat (worship) the upper hand.

3.Self-hugging (violent) self-abandonment.

4.Needle depreciation (砭).

5.Parking (foreign) products.

6.Pulse

7.Relaxation (relaxation).

8.I can't do anything.

9.Wear (river) flow endlessly.

10.Essence (pure).

11.Overlap (stack).

12.Ferry (degree) resort.

13.Prevent (nuisance) obstacles.

There are many words that should not be wrong in our daily life, but they often appear in our daily life, we must carefully observe, correct the mistakes in the hall, and carry forward the traditional Chinese culture. Dress up as an ant.

1. In a imperial examination at the end of the Qing Dynasty, a relative of Li Hongzhang did not learn or have no skills, but he wanted to take the imperial examination to high school, so he wrote a line of words on the paper "I am Li Hongzhang's own wife (wife)", the chief examiner is an upright person, and after reading it, he already understood what he meant, so he directly approved on the paper "I dare not marry (take)".

2. There were two prisoners standing in front of the county magistrate, the county magistrate said: "All come up", the two prisoners walked forward together, the county magistrate said: "All down", the two prisoners stood back together, then the county magistrate was very angry, and said "all come up", the two prisoners went forward together, the county magistrate was even more angry, shouting "all down", the two prisoners went down together, at this time the county official was furious, and asked the official to drag the two prisoners down and play 20 boards each, at this time the master whispered to the county magistrate:

The two prisoners are named Jin Buwei and Yu Bian Diu respectively." The magistrate said, "Oh, I thought they were calling all up and down, and I was wondering how anyone could have such an interesting name."

"The squad leader instructed us to carry the dung, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to drink it. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind the squad leader's back.

Once upon a time, there was a county magistrate who wrote very sloppily. On this day, he wanted to have a treat, so he wrote a note asking the servant to buy pig's tongue. Who knew that the word "tongue" was too long and too divided, and the servant mistakenly thought that he was asked to buy "a thousand mouths" of pigs. This was so busy that the servant ran all over the city, and went to the four towns to buy them, and he could easily buy five hundred pigs. As soon as he thought that he couldn't pay the errand, he pleaded with the master, hoping to buy five hundred less.

The county magistrate said angrily: "If I tell you to buy pig tongue, will I ask you to buy a thousand pigs?" ”

When the officer heard this, he answered, "It's okay, it's okay!" However, please pay attention to the lord in the future, if you want to buy meat, you must write it shorter, and don't write it as buying 'insider'. ”

The scenery around the scenery can get by for a while, and continue to push to a collection to give him the gu meaning ah and cover the thickness and reform bhduhhe retrospective ......What you don't say is not a taste ......Fourth birthday