The funny lines of Everyday Down , the classic lines of Everyday Down .

Every day is up, and every night is down.

1. The autumn wind rises, and the crickets chirp.

2. Shandong crickets are the best in the world, and Ningyang crickets dominate five continents.

3. Autumn is still a time when there are many things, and the autumn is eventful, and the accounts are settled after the autumn.

4. Autumn is also very cool, autumn pants.

5. "The first thing to welcome is our 'Crab Queen' Miss An Yixuan" and "After the 'Crab Queen' Chinese Lunch Box, it is amazing, the king of packing".

6. How to determine if the cricket wins? Answer: Crickets stop calling. (Interpretation is interpretation: The cricket loses and does not sing, and if it loses, it will hide in the corner and make no sound, so the cricket can be judged to be the winner of the other cricket after the fight is finished.) ）

7. How long do crickets live? Answer: 100 days. (Explanation: Crickets, also known as whooping worms, have a human lifespan.) One day, which is equivalent to one year of the life of a cricket. Cultivation shed).

8. Where are the ears of crickets? Answer: calf. (Explanation: The auditory sensation of crickets is simply a layer of tympanic membrane, located in the tibial joint of the forefoot or the first segment of the abdomen.) ）

A collection of cold jokes every day Classic.

A collection of cold jokes every day Classic 1:

1. Excellent female secretary: "Boss, good morning!" The best female secretary: "Boss, it's morning!" ”

2. My mother said that the food has been very expensive recently, and the money is very cheap...

3. Shanghai and Shenzhen brand high drop tablets, it has a high drop content! Fall one day to the top of the past five days, affordable!

4. A classmate bought a plate of "male mosquito music" mosquito coils. Everyone asked, "How do you call it a male mosquito?" "The female mosquitoes came out to suck blood and were all smoked, and the male mosquitoes did not take the opportunity to ......”

5. What is overtime pay? It's like a virgin, everybody is talking about it, but no one has ever seen it.

6. That day, I went to the supermarket with Lao Chen and saw pomegranate vinegar, and Lao Chen was surprised to say that pomegranates can also make vinegar! Later, when he saw dumpling vinegar, he was surprised to say that dumplings can also make vinegar! I saw Lao Chen vinegar, pointed at him and said: Lao Chen, you are so pitiful.

7. Do you know what Shanghai women and Taliban men have in common? That is, they don't let go of American men!

8. I bought food in the cafeteria just now. Me: I want a bowl of egg noodles.

Waiter: There is no meat. Me:

So what else? Waiter: There is ham, beef, I:

Then ask for a bowl of egg noodles with ham. Waiter: No noodles.

10. The four modernizations have finally been realized: male feminization, female pets, pet aristocracy, and aristocrats have no culture.

A collection of cold jokes every day Classic 2:

1. A classmate, a few days ago on Singles' Day, he sent a message to his favorite girl wishing her a happy Singles' Day (I wanted to take the opportunity to confess), but the girl replied: "I don't have to pass, haha".

2. I broke up with my girlfriend, saying that I don't get along with each other for old age, and the next day I checked my mobile phone and found that there were 499 minutes left in the monthly point-to-point call between us, so I sent her a text message: Our couple party call has 499 minutes left in the monthly package, or let's live together for another month, and then divide it next month? Girlfriend said:

Yes, can't be cheap to move.

3. Girlfriend: Husband, my classmate asked me to go shopping, give me some money.

Boyfriend: Is it taking the money to go out with other men?

Girlfriend posed in an S shape and snorted: You underestimate me too much, if I go out with a man, do I still need to bring money.

4. Girlfriend: I just saw that you were a potential stock to take advantage of the dip, how do you know that it has been a few years, there is no upward momentum at all, and it is better to directly select high-performance stocks.

Boyfriend: Be content, in your eyes, you will definitely buy PetroChina.

5. Girlfriend: Do you miss me?

Boyfriend: Yes. Girlfriend: Where do you think?

Boyfriend: I want to do anything.

Girlfriend: When don't you want to!?

Boyfriend: If you don't ask, I don't want to...

Jokes about every day

There's a cake that gets lost in the forest, and guess who encouraged him to go out? It's pigs, because of the chocolate cake.

At that time, we would all blush when we talked, thinking that holding hands was forever.

I really want to get busy again with boiling water.

You were there when I needed you.

The sweat that flowed together on the playground gave us countless summers.

It wasn't that I met you at the best time, but that I had the best time thanks to you.

In the dramas we have chased together, Jiang Zhishu is really in love with Yuan Xiangqin, Li Daren is really in love with Cheng Youqing, and Zhiming is really in love with Chunjiao.

I hope you don't forget that I really loved you at that time.

This time I won, I went first, and the last one to leave the dormitory cried the most.

Dry this cup, as a farewell, after youth, I am still, you are still there.

No matter where you are in the future, may we have the wind under our feet and each of us be brilliant.