What jokes can you come up with or hear that burn brain circuits?

A man came home in the middle of the night, his home lived on the 14th floor, he walked into the elevator and found that the eighth floor was lit, he thought that it must be someone on the eighth floor who wanted to take the elevator, and after a while he suddenly pressed the 345th floor, the door opened and rushed out, staying at the convenience store near the building until the next day.

The two stood side by side on the roof of the building to meet for martyrdom. The woman cried, "People think I have a crush on your money." The man sighed that there is no trust in the world, only benefits.

Can you be a little self-motivated and study hard! Xiao Wang's college entrance examination score is the first in the class, so what? If I'm serious, I'm afraid of myself! You're serious, but I'm afraid.

Three years ago, I joined a singles group of 300 people, and agreed that whoever got married would quit the group by themselves, and today three years later, I have become the group leader.

Lao Li lent me some money, and I went home to discuss it with my wife. Don't you have no wife? yes, so it's not negotiable.

The eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle, saying that the fourth uncle was deceived by the fifth uncle, went to the sixth uncle's house to steal the seventh uncle's cabinet, and the ninth uncle borrowed 1,000 yuan from the tenth uncle's salary to the eleventh uncle. Who exactly is the thief? Whose money was originally owned?

My friend and I played rock-paper-scissors, and whoever loses washes the dishes, and at the beginning she told me that she was going to make the paper.

A says B tells a lie, B says C tells a lie, C says A, B all tell a lie, ask: A, B, C Who tells the truth?

The husband brought home a vacuum cleaner and excitedly said to his wife, "I bought you the best vacuum cleaner in the world." As he spoke, he ...... the coffee and cigarette ashWithdrawn on the carpet in the living room, "I don't believe you, as long as I push the button of my hand, this garbage will disappear immediately, otherwise, I will eat it immediately."

When his wife heard this, she calmed down and said, "It seems that you have to eat." ”

Absolutely not! ”

Yes, because there is a power outage today. ”

Who named TM's blue teeth an old sow? Lao Tzu opens his blue teeth and it shows that an old sow wants to match you ......

Let me tell you a funny joke, an uncle one day at home cleaning, in the laundry found a laundry bill three years ago in the laundry, he didn't even pick it up, and then he went to pick up the clothes with the attitude of trying, but the boss saw it and went into the house for a while, and then came out and said to him: Sorry sir, I forgot to wash, I'll take it with you now.

When I was a child, my mother gave me coffee as soon as I was sick, which caused me to always think that coffee was a cold, until one day I came across a drug, which is called Banlangen.

Once upon a time, a man was fishing and caught a squid. The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions." Squid was very happy and said:

You take the test, you take the test! Then the man grilled the squid.

I said, "Good wine and plum," and others said, "Well, I haven't seen you for a long time."

At this time, Wang Junkai is indispensable!

Wang Junkai had a birthday when he was a child, and then he forgot that day it was his birthday, and when he came home, he found that his parents had prepared a cake, which was obviously a happy thing, but he felt that this birthday cake was too small, and he was unhappy (haha, he thought the birthday cake was small), so he was beaten by his parents ......