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Anonymous users2024-02-06You can take a look at Tianjin's campus cross talk and the cross talk of the Beiyang Qu Troupe.
I'm a college student, so that's good.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05A: Our family is a family of braggarts!
B: Our family is still a professional braggadocio!
A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.
B: Our family brags and doesn't pay yet!
A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.
B: Crawling?
A: Who is born to crawl?
B: So how do you get there?
A: The bed is like a toilet!
B: It's called bedwetting!
A: I'll be running in three months.
B: That must be a freak!
A: My mom went to work in three months, so I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.
B: Just run!
A: If you want to brag, I'm no one better than me.
B: I don't believe it, but you have the ability to compare with me?
A: Than bragging? No problem!
B: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!
A: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!
B: Oops, I have a fever!
A: Oops, I have a fever too!
B: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, it burned a big hole!
A: When I went to bed at night, I had a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!
B: I'm taller than a tree!
A: I'm taller than a building!
B: I have my head up to the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!
A: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!
B: What about your face?
A: No!
B Wow!!
A: Come again.
B: What else do you want to brag?
A: I'm a very capable person!
B What are you capable of?
A: I am a man who can read with my ears.
B. You didn't ask me what I was capable of, did you?
A: What are you capable of?
B I eat a lot through my nose.
A: Then I can use my armpits to find minerals.
B: I can use my throat and eyes to generate electricity.
A: I can see people through the wall.
B I can see your money through your clothes.
A: I invited my classmates to dinner last night!
B: I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!
A: Why do you keep learning from me!
B: Come on! A: It's going bad when you're eating. I swallowed my chopsticks!
B: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I'm going to swallow the spoon!
A: I'm eating and eating and I'm going bad! I bit off a piece of the plate.
B: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I'll take a bite off the big bowl!
A: I'm eating and eating and I'm going bad! I've bitten the table off!
B: I'm eating and I'm going to be bad! I bite ......I'm biting my nose off!
A: Huh? Are you enough?
B I bite on my stilts! Can you handle it?
A cut, is it possible?
B I brag about an ancestral recipe.
A: I can blow the square into a circle.
B I can blow the short into the long.
A: I can make the ugly beautiful.
B I can blow the dead into the living.
A: You're too good, aren't you?
B: Keep blowing!
A: Let me tell you, our family is a braggart workshop.
B: Our home is a braggart factory.
A: Our family is blowing **.
B Our family is a braggart tolas.
A: Our home is the center of the world's bragging.
B We ......Oh! By the way, your center is still blown out by our family.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Go to the Internet to find a song of "Occupy a Seat", it is easy to change it to cross talk.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03It is recommended to search for cross talk on the Internet "Go Left Go Right" This cross talk is good, and you can change it yourself according to the situation!
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Anonymous users2024-02-02"My College Life" is for you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01A: Yo, isn't this a little X?
B: Yo, it's little X, what have you been busy with lately?
A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?
B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.
A: Your dad also likes to play chess.
B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.
B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...
B: Isn't that a draw?
A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
B: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
B: What's the idea?
A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”
B: I haven't heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me and me.
Take my gentleman, your father... Your father is like me again, I am your father again, your father is like me, I am your father.
Your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, my father is like me, and your father is like me.
I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father...
B: you!!
Let's recite poems. Easiest. Line dancing, those troubles. Or a sketch.
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