Ask for a funny English story in English, and learn a truth from it

monther：''why do you just eat the money i give you？'' son：

well,you say it my lunch money！''Mother: "Why are you eating the money I gave you?"

Son: "Because you said it was the "lunch money" you gave me."

English humorous and philosophical short stories:

The father and son passed by the door of the five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son said to his father with disdain: "A person who rides in such a car must have no knowledge in his stomach!" 」

Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true inner attitude? ）

after his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.

son of disdain for his father, said: "the people who take such a vehicle, necessarily moyouxuewen stomach!"

father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket

note: your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?)

a schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon.There was a teacher who had to take a nap every afternoon. when his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.

When his students asked him what was going on, he replied that he had gone to meet the ancient saints in his dreams. one extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom. when the school-teacher chided them, they said, "we went to meet the sages in dreamland.

One day, it was very hot and several students fell asleep in the classroom. When the teacher rebuked them, they said, "We went to see the saint in our dreams."

what did they say?" demanded the teacher."What did they say?

The teacher asked. "we asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person.""We asked them if a teacher came to them every afternoon, but they said they hadn't seen the man. ”