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Cross talk is not something that anyone can say well.

A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

B: The four of us use it for a show;

C: A show at the party;

Ding: It's a mission!

A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;

B: It has grown to thirty-nine;

C: I haven't been able to get married;

Ding: Worry! A: I heard that a certain place abducted people;

B: Sold as a wife to a ravine;

C: It's nice to think about ugly girls;

Ding: Let's go! A: As soon as I left, I was targeted;

B: The ugly woman was hooded;

C: Grab into the car and start the car;

Ding: Let's go! A: The car stops halfway;

B: The traffickers were stunned when they saw it;

C: Who wants such an ugly woman;

Ding: U-turn! A: The car goes back to the old place;

B: The ugly girl refuses to go;

C: Willing to be sold as a wife;

Ding: Rare. A: The traffickers are worried this time;

B: I don't know how to drive her away;

C: Suddenly there was a roar;

Ding: Stay behind, let's go!

A, B, C: (Wangding) Huh?! (ENDS).

Campus Sketch Script: Funny and Humorous Cross Talk Sketch Short Script Lines Campus Sketch Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling Scene:

Classroom Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, compatriots, together... Same...

Go ahead. League Secretary: Do you listen?

Two: Listen! Youth League Secretary:

Really listen? Duo: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure? Two:

Are you sure. Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Two: No repentance. Youth League Secretary:

Are you serious? Didn't lie to me? Two:

Do you want to talk about it? League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it!

--What am I going to say? The two fainted. Youth League Secretary:

Yes!!! That's right! The two sat up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say! The two fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self...

Rectify it and boycott Japanese products! Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep! Youth League Secretary:

Why don't you sleep in your dorm? Xiaoling: I want to too!

But the teacher won't let me go! League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class! Youth League Secretary:

So what do you do at night? Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep! Xiaoling:

We have the same habits! League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying? Xiaoling:

I'd like to ask about that too! League Secretary: Classmates!

Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long? Xiaoling:

Oh, yes! League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games? Xiao Ai:

Psychological need! League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game?

Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, and the same two: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what! The two fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth! Xiaoling:

No matches! Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength! Youth League Secretary:

Come on, let's work together! The two of them lay down: Alas!

Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class. Youth League Secretary:

Eat and go! Two: Yay!

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! Youth League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of --- me?

Xiao Ai Ruo felt: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a pure accident! music!

Senior brother and second senior brother.

Little sister and younger brother.

Two juniors and one younger sister.

The second younger brother and younger sister played.

Singing in unison: Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, the grass is green and ......

Junior 1: I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white, and the silent era may not be too far away to love.

Junior 2: Don't ask, don't say, everything is silent, this moment is a candlelight for us to spend quietly.

School sister 1: If you love me, don't go, if you say, don't hear what you really say, give me a little tenderness.

Senior Sister 2: When you unload the glory with your backpack, I can only let the tears remain in my heart, and wave my hand vigorously with a slight smile, wishing you a smooth journey.

Pause) Qi: Who married you who is sentimental, who comforts you who loves to cry, who coils up your long hair, who makes you a wedding dress.

According to the singing conditions of the actors, the length of the sentence order can be appropriately adjusted, the feelings are sincere, the chorus should be neat, and the harmony can be appropriate).

Student 1: This time the singing is not bad, the graduation party is about to start, we have to hurry up.

Student 1: You said, let's perform this show and give it to the senior brothers and sisters, can we do it?

School sister 2: I heard that the boy in the ** grade did the ballet Little Swan, and the Divine Comedy was nervous, and he was always powerful.

Junior 2: When you say that, I'm really worried.

Junior 1: It's okay, it's okay, let's have a discussion with my brothers and sisters tonight, let's just feel the situation and see what they like.

Student 1: How do you touch the situation?

Junior 2: Senior brother likes you the most, you don't want to touch it as much as you want, just touch it?

Senior Sister 1: you, the little sister still likes you the most.

Junior 1: He was looking forward to the little sister touching his ......What about the situation.

Senior Sister 2: Don't be poor, it's time for senior brothers and sisters to come.

Senior brothers and sisters are on the top.

Younger brothers and sisters: Hello senior brother, good junior sister, good second senior brother.

Second Senior Brother: It's been four years, I've been talking for four years, don't call me Second Senior Brother, people still think my surname is Pig.

Senior Brother: You troublemakers, I have to say a word for your second senior brother.

Second Senior Brother: Yes, you can tell me.

Big brother: Some people see that his appearance is a bit tiger, some people say that he is honest and cute, and some people say that he is a bit two, but in fact, it is not at all.

Second Senior Brother: Not at all!

The complete script can't be posted, **Search for the store of "Yang Laomi".

Isn't the score a bit low?

Act I: 1...Background** Brisk

2.Scene: On a sunny morning, three good friends, Jingjing, Lan Lan and Honghong, happily come to school with their schoolbags in the warm sunshine. (Simple Dance).

Act II: 1Background **** fold -)

2.Story Scenario:

Lan Lan casually threw the bag of finished breakfast on the ground, and thus the conversation between them ......

3.Conversation: Jingjing: Huh? Lan Lan, how can you litter at will?

Lan Lan: Shhh

Honghong: Lan Lan, you can't do this! Don't teachers always teach us to pay attention to hygiene and care for the environment?

Jingjing: yes, can you just throw it away without deducting points?

Lan Lan: Hey, you guys are so nosy! Make a mountain out of a molehill! (Straight to the classroom).

Honghong sighed and picked up the trash and threw it into the trash.

Act III: 1Background**: Ding Zero Zero ......

2.Story Scenario:

After class, the classmates were playing happily, Jingjing and Honghong were also happily playing games together, but they didn't call Lan Lan. Lan Lan walked over ......From this, another conversation.

3.Conversations:

Lan Lan: Let's play together?!

Jingjing and Honghong (in unison): We don't play with people who don't pay attention to hygiene!

Went to another place to play.

4: Lan Lan's Thinking Monologue: (Heads down and thinks).

Hey, blame myself! It's all because of my laziness, and I shouldn't throw the garbage around. Ahem, if everyone is like me, then?

Isn't our campus a garbage dump? Well, I would have been told that this would not have been the case. I have to apologize to them.

Act IV: 1Background **** fold -)

2.The story scene Lan Lan came to them and bowed her head to apologize to them.

3.Conversations:

Lan Lan (head down): Jingjing, Honghong, I'm sorry, I was wrong in the morning, I shouldn't have littered the garbage, I shouldn't have ruined the campus environment, and I shouldn't have disobeyed your advice, I won't do this again in the future, please believe me......."

Jingjing (excited): I propose that the three of us set up a hugging group, and we will all be environmental protection guards, not only to be strict with ourselves, but also to supervise and call on all students in the school to pay attention to hygiene and take care of our campus, okay?

Lan Lan and Honghong (happy): Okay, good ......

Jingjing: Then let's do it!

Uh: I think it's over.