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Q&A for the fourth episode of the second season.

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Funny lines from Love Apartment 2:

1: Left eye jump, peach blossoms, right eye jump, chrysanthemum bloom.

2: You have to give me an online line tonight, otherwise, I'll write your name on the tablet.

3: I would die in a dozen different ways.

4: Life is like a play, love is one, and marriage and childbirth are another. It's normal.

5: I'm definitely going to be chopped into potato chips.

6: Since ancient times, no one has died, and he has to die early and late.

7: Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8: It's not terrible to die, it's terrible to sit and wait for death.

9: I have the final say. Disagreed, she had the final say.

10: Oh my God, I can't even wash myself when I jump into the Sea of Japan.

11: Reunion and parting, as if a turn, circle after circle, connected into a dance of life, some people will come back, some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

12: You are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13: A strong life doesn't need to be explained!

14: How can you say that he has water in his head? The premise is that you also have brains.

15: Three stinkers, stinky to death Zhuge Liang.

16: Well, I said a lot, I didn't understand much.

17: A good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

18: I'm Brother Zeng, I told you to believe me, believe me.

19: I'll squirt you to death with a sip of salt soda.

20: Opportunities are raining down on me. But I avoided 21 one by one: Let's face it, life is often much heavier than the taste of those idol dramas.

22: Help me dice the carrots.

23: Whatever identity you have, you have an ID card.

24: Bet with me, not by what you want, but by what I have....25: Hitting people does not advocate self-esteem in the face, we brothers are united, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26: Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

27: It's always bad to quarrel, why don't you just duel?

28: It's good that it's not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be wasted, but fortunately, it's not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be wasted.

Aisan remembers that one of them was when Xiaoxian and Yifei went to the bar to find Mika, Xiaoxian took the wrong person, and patted Brother Li on the shoulder, and Xiaoxian's expression was too funny for me at that time. and love 2 Guan Gu let all friends cheat on that girl (I forgot what it was called) That episode is quite funny, especially when Xiaoxian and Ziqiao cut off the head of the fake child (rag doll), that expression, that nervous mood, put in a little bit to watch It's funny! Finally, I'm a big fan of Love Apartment, and I'm following Love 4 now

Wan Yu: 1I want to own a small house with marzipan chips on the roof, roast pork rolls on the chimney, red date cakes on the bed, crystal shrimp dumplings on the pillows, raisins on the rain, and lollipops on the snow.

Outside the window, you can see Xiaolong soup dumplings everywhere, the river is full of preserved eggs and lean porridge, the sky flies and the river swims are cooked, I snort and they automatically jump into my mouth, the clouds in the sky are marshmallows, and the stones on the ground are braised pork.

2.The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool, the blind man saw it, the dumb man roared, the deaf man was startled, the camel stepped forward, the broken man flew up, the police wanted to pull them to the district public security, Mazi said, for my sake, forget it.

Not afraid of enemies like tigers, only of teams like pigs.

It's 30 yuan for a fight, and it's still 30 yuan for 2 people, aren't you worthless?

Forgive him? Forgiveness is God's business, and my task is to send him to God.

A good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

You can borrow it.

Bathroom. Zhang Xiaoxian.

The flower language of clover is leaf leaf leaf.

The beggar's wallet was stolen by a fool, the blind man saw it, the dumb man roared, the deaf man was startled, the camel stepped forward, the cripple flew up, the wanted man wanted to pull them to the public security bureau, and the pockmark said: "For my sake, forget it." ”

Audience: Mr. Zeng?

Xiaoxian: That's right, a good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian.

PARTICIPANT: I've had a hard time, I'm going to make a long story short, but it's a long story.

Xiaoxian: It's okay, I'll always listen.

Participant: I fell in love with Ah Zhi at the same time But I didn't tell him I told me about the other Ah Hao at the same time Ah Hao promised not to tell anyone But my colleague Ah De told me Ah Hao secretly told another colleague Ah Lin Ah Lin is very familiar with Ah Zhi's former girlfriend Ah Lan I was afraid that Ah Lin Hui would tell Ah Lan Then Ah Lan went back and told Ah Zhi So I would be very embarrassed Fortunately, now Ah Lan is in a relationship with Ah De, so I went to Ah De to help me solve this problem, Ah De told me that Ah Lan and he have broken up He's on good terms with Arin now, let me go to Arin, and Alin told me that he didn't say anything to him at all, and now I'm dizzy, who should I believe?

Xiaoxian: (on the verge of collapse) Ao.

Participant: I'm talking about Zhi It's not Ao Ao Ao is my colleague in another department Ao is Ah Lin's younger brother I can't tell him The person I like is your brother's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend So the relationship is even more messed up Who do you say I should tell Ah Lin Ah Zhi Alain Ade Ah Hao or Ah Ou.

At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks were free of bird flu, and pork could be eaten with confidence.