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A woman takes a train, her menstruation comes, and the sanitary napkin is still out of place, and in a hurry, she opens the window and still goes out! It happened to hit a farmer in the face, and the farmer touched his face and said after reading it. No way. The train is fast, and my face is covered in blood!!

Do you think I'm going to watch you die, absolutely not, I'll close my eyes.

I'm not going to watch you jump into the fire pit, I'm going to close my eyes and push you.

One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof. (Pig A and Pig B are at the doorway, and Pig C is on the roof.) Pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". So:

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "'What' on the roof. ”

Wolf: "What is your name, I mean?" ”

Pig A: "My name is 'who', 'what' on the roof!" ”

The wolf asked Pig B again.

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who' (referring to Pig A.)." ”

Wolf: "You know him?" ”

Pig B: "Hmm! ”

Wolf: "Who is he?" ”

Pig B: "Yes. ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "'What' on the roof!" ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "'Where' is me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "Who is he." (pointing to pig A)".

Wolf: "How do I know?" ”

Pig B: "Who are you looking for?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig B: "He's on the roof." ”

Wolf: "Where?" ”

Pig B: "It's me." ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig B: "I'm not 'who', he's 'who'".

Wolf: "Oh my God! ”

Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad! ”

Wolf: "What, your father?" ”

Pig B: "No! ”

The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”

Pigs A, B, C: "Do you know our grandfather?" ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A: "No, our grandfather is 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Why? ”

Pig A: "Yes! ”

Wolf: "What is it?" ”

Pig A: "No, 'why'. ”

Wolf: "Who?" ”

Pig A: "Who am I?" ”

Wolf: "Who are you?" ”

Pig A": Yes, I am 'who'. ”

Wolf: "What? ”

Pig A, B: "He's on the roof." ”

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1. The soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a mine during the battle? The company grew up annoyed: Damn, what can I do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price.

2. I haven't received your message for a long time, and I'm very distressed. I thought of death, and I used potato chips to cut my veins; hit your head with tofu; jumping over a building with a parachute; Hang with noodles. But if Dumo dies, you can invite me to a meal, and I will die.

3. If you feel cold and cold, please call me**! Please press 1 to talk about feelings, press 2 to talk about work, press 3 to talk about life, press 5 to introduce me to the object, please talk straight to dinner, and please hang up if you want me to borrow money.

4. The giraffe married the monkey, and a year later the giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to live this kind of jumping up and down anymore! The monkey was furious: Leave or leave! Who has ever seen R kiss and have to climb a tree!

5. The fish said, "I keep my eyes open all the time because I am reluctant to leave by your side." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day long, in order to carry you up around you." The pot said, "It's almost ripe and you're still so stubborn." ”

6. Have you eaten? Please receive a text message. The elephant discharged its feces on the road**, and an ant happened to pass by, it looked up at the misty peak, and couldn't help singing: Yalasuo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~

7. You have grown up, and there are some things that you should know: the sky is used for wind and rain; The earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I'm here to prove how great humanity is; You're using it for stewed vermicelli.

8. Don't worry when you are in a large size next to the railway but you don't have a paper, the train will remind you: trouser wipe, trouser wipe, trouser wipe! Don't worry when you're on the river with a tuba but no paper, the frog will tell you: stick scrape, stick scrape, stick scrape! Agree with 0|Comments.

Once I went to the market to buy vegetables and prepare for a dinner, a Korean friend bought lettuce and asked for 2 yuan 4, and he gave all the change on his body to the vendor, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor: "My hair is given to you, so there is no hair." "The peddler was dumbfounded, half a day,:

I don't want your hair. ”

The Shaolin Temple's Scripture Pavilion caught fire. As a result, many scriptures were burned, and the abbot couldn't help but cry bitterly......The little monk didn't know why the abbot was crying, so he asked, "Why is the abbot so unbearable?" The abbot continued to cry and said, "The old man has menstrual pain, ah......."”

Poop and urinate good friends, one day, poop has to go home to visit relatives, only pee at home, pee said, "I want to poop so much.........

I'll give you jokes if there's a share of them, and there are more than 300 of them.

- Xi Li, you take the college entrance examination this year! How much -720 was tested-。

So high? - Almost, the main thing is that I forgot to write an essay. -？

Then how did you get a 720? - I was the first in the provincial competition in mathematics, physics, and chemistry, and each had 10 extra points. - So you have 90 in Chinese, 150 in mathematics, 150 in English, and 300 in science?

No, I'm 300- What did you study? - That's not it, it's just that the college entrance examination registration report was wrong, and I didn't find out until the day of the college entrance examination.

。。Hey, why don't you talk? - Which university did you apply to?

Tongji University. Why not Qingbei? Because my two girlfriends went to Qingbei separately, I couldn't be partial, so I had to go to Tongji.

720 should be the champion. - Not, champion 719 -? The champion is the daughter of the provincial education director, she was originally the leader, and I am the champion.

However, the Education Bureau found out that I was a freshman in high school, so I was disqualified from being the champion. -You should be able to take the college entrance examination in the first year of high school, this punishment is not fair! - It doesn't matter, that 719 is my girlfriend anyway.

What time do you sleep every day? - 2 a.m. - Oh, no wonder - yes, play cf.

。。Don't your parents care? - No matter what, they play mahjong at 3 points to go home - So how did you do so well in the exam?

Is it in good condition during the college entrance examination? - Probably not, the brush ran out of ink when I took the Chinese exam, which affected my mood very much. -Quill?

Isn't the college entrance examination not allowed to use brushes? -My calligraphy is almost the same as that of a fountain pen. The grading teacher didn't find out - then your IQ must be very high.

Not tested - are you left-handed? -Yes -Then you hold a pen in your left hand during the college entrance examination - No, I use my left foot. -。I..