Who knows the meaning of this joke, I don t understand

.I get it. Do you want me to tell you? I'm not going to tell you.

Through three days a day, the little white rabbit asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred little daos?"

Bread? It gives people the illusion that the little white rabbit wants to buy a hundred small loaves of bread, and then it forms a strong contrast with the little white rabbit buying two loaves of bread on the third day, so as to create a sense of funny.

Or buy two loaves of bread through the White Rabbit but insist that the bakery has a hundred reserve loaves to highlight the rigidity of the White Rabbit to create a sense of comedy.

Or through the boss's "happy" and the white rabbit to buy two loaves of bread as a contrast, highlighting the boss's helplessness and white happiness, so as to create a sense of funny.

Or maybe the joke isn't complete.

Personally, the joke is not funny at all, it is extremely boring.

It's a bad joke.

The White Rabbit deliberately asked the boss if he had 100 loaves of bread three times (maybe the boss only sold about 20 in that place).

In order to satisfy the little white rabbit, I deliberately went to buy 100 pieces.

As a result, the little white rabbit bought 2 angry bosses crying...

So very cold jokes.

o( o means that the boss thought that the little white rabbit was going to buy 100 small breads, so he bought them, but he said to buy two, and there are many jokes about the little white rabbit, which are quite interesting, hehe

The boss thought that the little rabbit wanted to buy a hundred breads and went into a hundred, and after the little rabbit bought two, it meant that the boss was shaken.

This is the White Rabbit spoofing the boss, hehe.

A hundred small loaves of bread, sold together, are most likely freshly baked.

But the little white rabbit didn't have the money to buy that much, so...

At noon one day, Lao Liu happened to meet Lao Zhang on the road, hurriedly greeted him, and casually took out a dime from his pocket and handed it to Lao Zhang.

Lao Liu said: "Lao Zhang, I borrowed a dime from you the day before yesterday, and I didn't pay it back until today." ”

Lao Zhang said: "Forget it, a dime, what's the matter!" ”

To be returned, to be returned! Lao Liu insisted on stuffing a dime into Lao Zhang's hand.

Lao Zhang had no choice but to accept it and said, "If you really want to pay it back, I'm welcome, I'll go back later, and I'll circle this account!" ”

What is it, I want to know, you have to tell me, how about I see you for free in the future?

A short sentence: the above is just a joke......

Embarrassment. Do you really believe that there is a sentence behind this, and that sentence can really have this effect, which can be called the ultimate ** of human beings.

The author of this joke is either deliberately suffocating everyone (bad kids) or filling in the last sentence himself, depending on the situation. For example, a very ugly person can say this joke in one sentence: I'm not ugly.

For example, census takers can say in one sentence: there are not many Chinese. For example, NASA said, just one sentence:

There are no aliens. Finally, for example, China ** said, just one sentence: I am very honest.

A county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to make a report: rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Don't pickle melon, pickles are too expensive!!

Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't speak, it's time for the meeting!!

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: Pickles, please sausage and pickles! Translation:

Don't speak, I'll tell you a story).

Scratch the invoice and win the lottery One day I went to a restaurant for dinner, and after checking out, I scratched the invoice and found that I won a prize of 50 yuan.

When looking for a waiter to claim the prize, the waiter had a strange face and muttered in a low voice: "There is also a prize for fake invoices?" ”

Joke world, use jokes to convey happiness, you go find it, there should be an answer.

joketd

The answer on the second floor is the rogue rabbit.

right

It has both the correct meaning and the right side.