To perform a cross talk at the graduation ceremony of your senior year, ask for a suitable cross tal

1.It's different.

A: Do you say that people are different?

B: Absolutely.

A: What's so good?

B: Fortunately, he has a personality and a specialty!

A: I'm different.

B: How are you different?

A: I'm not like you. I don't do what you do, and if you do it, I'll do it.

B: You're called drilling! We have Chinese lessons, you ......

A: I do my math homework.

B: We have a social studies ......

A: I had a physical education class and went to the playground to practice Shaolin boxing.

B: You monkey?! We listened carefully to ...... lectures

A: I'm cranky.

B: What do you want?

A: I look at my watch: ......You say, why don't the hands, minutes, and seconds go together?

B: Nonsense, it's a bicycle wheel.

A: Don't tell me, one day, I finally figured out why they didn't go together.

B: Why?

A: Because they don't have a good relationship – not together.

B: Not true. Then at 12 noon, why did they come together?

A: That's- that's their lunch.

B: Why do you eat for a second?

A: They eat less, can you manage it?

B: Okay, I'm in a hurry. You're so cranky all day long?

A: Yes, that's my big plus.

B: It's no wonder that your academic performance is not high.

A: But I recently came up with a recipe to improve my academic performance?

B: Really? You talk about it.

A: Let me start by talking about what it does.

B: Speak quickly. A: As long as I implement this trick, keep my head and be extremely smart. I could put all the knowledge of the world into my stomach and eat it!

B: Eaten? A: I didn't take the first exam in the class, only the second in the country.

B: That's not bad!

A: I play computer invincible in the world. "Legend" I can play at the highest level.

B: Wow! Awesome enough!

A: The latest level of "Three Kingdoms", I'm not finished. I played "Multinational Force", I made dumplings for Bush, Blair, and Saddam Hussein, and I unified the world!

B: Wow! You're really good!! Tell me, what's the recipe?

A: Do you want to know?

B: Yes. A: Do you really want to know?

B: I really want to know.

A: Don't you be scared when I say it?

B: It's fine. I'm so bold! Say it.

A: Tell you - I'm going to cut off my head ......B: Huh?

A: Put on your computer again!

B: Is that okay?

A: When you see me in the future, don't call me by name.

B: What's it called?

A: A robot that wants to eat!

B ran to the stage with a disgruntled face).

B: I'm! Hum!

A: What's wrong? Brother?

B: I'm running away from home. (Tears are arising).

A: Wouldn't you?

B: What wouldn't! My mom won't buy me that toss 4 computer.

Armor; That's called Pentium.

B: Whatever, it's popular now, and my mom won't buy it for me, so I'll be in a hurry with her.

A: (to the audience) How can there be such a person?

B: That day, my mother and I went to the street and saw a computer store, so we went into it, and we were immediately attracted by a computer.

A: How much?

B: It's not expensive, it's not expensive, it's just 4 zeros.

A: Isn't that expensive?

A: You! How difficult it was for your mother to give birth to you, why are you like this? Running away from home ......You can figure it out!

B: (Slows down, with shame) What do you say?

Armor; Go back and apologize to her.

B: Okay, you're ......Forget it, when I suffer.

A: What's wrong? What's wrong?

B: You told me to apologize, and I went, but it turned out ......

A: What was the result?

B: As a result, my mom wasn't angry at all.

A: Is this good?

B: What's good, I'm not a little ashamed that she didn't buy me a computer. You say it's infuriating?

A: It's you who apologize! Still counting on her to apologize to you?

Second; It's all you! Tell me to apologize, isn't it a big loss now?

A: If you do something wrong, you have to admit your mistake and apologize.

B: What should it be, I wanted to just say 'I'm sorry' casually and listen to my mother's sincere apology, but now I ......(Sentenced to Zheng Qi) blames you!

A: Who's who! (Hand high finger B, facing the audience).

A: Haven't you helped your mother once?

B: What do you mean?

A: Just help her with some housework.

B: Yes! When I was 8 years old, I went to take out the garbage, and I saw two green cylinders, one with a big mouth and one with a small mouth, so I drew lots to decide which one to pour, and finally decided which one to pour the smallest.

A: What's wrong?

B: I saw four big characters on the 'garbage can' - 'China Post'. A: Ah!

A: That's what you did?

B: No, 1, but I don't dare to take out the garbage in the future.

Armor; What's that for?

B: Mopping the floor. A: That's a good idea.

Second; I dragged so hard that the floor was full of human figures.

A: Well done!

B: After I dragged it out, my mom was about to compliment, boom! Fall, stand up, boom! I fell again and got up ......

A: Boom! Another fall.

B: I didn't fall this time.

A: That's fine.

B: This time, I just lay down after standing up.

Armor; Halo

A: Anyway, she's still your mother! You have to have a grateful heart.

Second; A: It is to repay the kindness of parents and care for them bit by bit.

B: I see, I will never let my mother hold a broom all day long, carrying an ashtray in her hand, two rotten pen nibs between her feet, and a ...... on her head

A: What? B: Pressure cooker!

A: Hey.......Beg.

？A: The sun and the moon are like shuttles, and time is as fast as an arrow.

B: Yo, why are you dragging it here?

A: Let's take you as an example, it's 11 this year, right?

B: It's 12.

A: Look at how big it is.

B: For a moment?

A: This "Huang" is also a word to describe time. Just gave birth to such a little, a child entered kindergarten at the age of 3, a child went to elementary school at the age of 6, and a child was 12, and it was time to graduate from primary school, and you shook it a few times.

B: How?

A: You're gone.

B: I dare to love me for the rest of my life.

A: This Akira has the same meaning as the arrow I just talked about.

B: Describe the sun, moon, and time.

A: Let yourself say, is time fast?

B: Too fast.

A: But some of our friends don't cherish time, and they don't think they can use it.

B: Is there still a lot of time?

A: There is a classmate named Wang Xiaohu, who always thinks that time flies slowly. Look at his energy, his eyes are always like he can't break them all day long, and he wastes time. I couldn't hear him speak, but I was sure that it was the same sentence.

B: What do you say?

A: "Why aren't you out of school yet?" ”

B: Looking forward to getting out of school?

A: You have a good temper, and you smile at everyone: "What are you doing here?"

B: What do you do when I study?

A: "Hee-hee, I don't know. ”

B: Is the homework done?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Did you pass the exam?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

A: I have a special kind of kung fu. Second;

What kung fu? A: I can sharpen pencils.

B: Hush! Who doesn't know how to sharpen a pencil!

A: I sharpen my pencil differently than others. Second;

What's the difference? A: The pencil I sharpened has a point.

B: There are no pointers, that's chopsticks. Armor;

Not only is it sharp, but the barrel is also well-sharpened, which is very beautiful. B: This is kung fu, unlike some people, who only pay attention to the nib of the pen, regardless of whether the barrel is sharpened or not.

A: I'm addicted to sharpening pencils. Second;

That's good, wow, do your own thing. A: I don't sleep with a small bowl of pencils every day.

B: How much do you cut? Armor;

Let's put it this way, my dad bought it, my mom bought it, my grandma bought it, and my grandma bought it. B: Did you make it?

A: Sometimes I can't cut when I cut it. Second;

Tired. A: Where?

I saw that it was a ballpoint pen. B: Ballpoint pens are also sharpened?

A: Sometimes I even sharpen my chopsticks. Second;

Why do you want to sharpen chopsticks? A: This saves the need to wash chopsticks.

B: I haven't heard of it, you can't be lazy when washing chopsticks. Armor;

The chopsticks I sharpened are not only pointy, but also have well-proportioned stems, which are also very beautiful. B: Can you write after sharpening chopsticks?

A: No, chopsticks are still chopsticks, which is an alternative to washing chopsticks. Second;

After making it, the chopsticks got dirty again. A: Dirty?

Sharpen again. B: Still cutting?

That's not getting thinner and thinner! A: Not necessarily, other people's chopsticks can only pick vegetables!

B: Your chopsticks are not good at picking up vegetables! Armor;

You can't skewer sausages if you can't pick up vegetables. B: Huh?

It's too sharp, isn't it, and your family doesn't criticize you? A: Don't criticize, my mom saw it and broke it.

B: I don't know what's wrong, people are laughing at you. Armor;

No, my mom said that you don't need to buy sweater needles with it, and you save money! B: It's still a sweater needle!

First of all, appearance, you have to have affinity. It's not so handsome that it's earth-shattering, and it's not that it's ugly enough to be a maverick. It's best for ordinary people to look more secure.

Second, articulate. There are no shortcuts to this. It's just one word, practice.

That kind of massive practice. Of course, because some cross talk actors can still be popular now, I am also thinking about whether to change the requirement of speech from a must to a suggestion. The third or leak, the eyes.

Eyes need to be practiced. Because my favorite Jingyun drum actor has been practicing for more than 20 years, and it is indeed very fruitful. I can't see the astigmatism and other problems, and I feel like I'm looking at me through the screen, and I feel a beautiful sense of happiness.

I asked him, and cross talk actors also require eye practice. However, this is a private skill, and it is not clear how everyone practices it and to what extent. Fourth, partners.

This shirt is rotten next to the most important thing! If you don't know anything, you can still laugh at your peers and crush the same ticket friend. Even if you are a professional actor, it is necessary to make your career open.

A few adhere to a certain law and direction of art, however, under the attack of brain-dead fans, this part of the people will soon remain quiet, or tired and fight brain-dead fans.