Are there any sketches that are suitable for campus life?

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad?

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" The teacher said indignantly

And what about me at night? The students shouted in unison, "Teacher, it's okay at night!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" The students shouted in unison

Good morning, good afternoon, good evening, teacher! The teacher said, "Sit down!"

Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud.

Start now. Teacher: "The weather is fine today.

Student: "It's a bad day.

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere.

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere.

Teacher: "The road is crowded.

Student: "The road is empty.

Teacher: "Young.

Student: "Old.

Teacher: "Stand."

Student: "Lying down" Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road.

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road.

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct.

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" Teacher: "I said it wrong.

Student: "We're right.

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" Teacher: "You are stupid.

Student: "We're smart.

Teacher: "Stop! Student:

Go on! Teacher: "Stop now!"

Stop it! Student: "Let's move on now!"

And more! Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!"

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" Teacher:

Listen to the teacher! Student: "Teacher listens to us!"

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" Student:

Teachers have to listen to their students! Teacher: "Now stop practicing!"

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" Teacher:

Are you all endless? Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig!

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented!

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the books in his arms, which was very good, and it worked very well during our class performance.

Shen Teng's sketch "Help or Not".

As long as it's funny, it's suitable for students.