Dry humor nonsense, hilarious nonsense literature

You're talking about it now, but it's not humorous.

One day, when the four Tang monks and apprentices passed by the "Bhikshu Country", they found that the name engraved on the gate of the city had been changed to "Children's City".

Tang Seng felt very strange, so he casually found an old man and asked: "This old man, may I ask why this bhikshu country is not called the bhikshu country, but has been changed to a children's city?" ”

Old man: "It's true that this is the country of bhikshus, but the name has been changed to Xiaoer's City, so it is not called the country of bhikshus." ”

Tang Seng nodded and said, "The old man is reasonable!" ”

The above story is a typical nonsense Q&A, I haven't found it before, and it feels interesting after being picked up by netizens, "Journey to the West" is worthy of being the origin of nonsense literature!

Nonsense is not necessarily nonsense sometimes, but it is also a good weapon to resolve embarrassment.

For example, relatives and friends ask you: "You are 30 years old, why are you still single and have no partner?" ”

Here's what you can do: "Yes, but whoever has a partner is not single anymore!" ”

Another example is when a relative asks you: "I heard that someone in your village has a salary of more than 10,000 yuan, and you have worked for so many years, how much is your salary now?" ”

You can answer, "Ah, he's amazing, five thousand more than five thousand!" ”

Even when arguing, you can hit back with nonsense, such as "You're so good at arguing, you can't do it next time!" ”

<> "Funny Nonsense Literature.

I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

If you're white, you're not black.

Excuse me, can I delay you for half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child, and today is September 30th, it's not my birthday, but I want to delay everyone for half a minute.

If I'm not wrong, then I must be right.

I agree with what you said, regardless of the content.

It's not too much nonsense, it's just a bit of nonsense.

Last night, I listened to an online family education open class with the theme of "Being a Wise Parent and Raising Excellent Children".

In the morning, I listened to a lecture on "Looking, Hearing, Asking, and Doing a Good Job in Journalism".

Whether it's as a parent or someone who has been dealing with words all year round, I should listen, I must listen, listen well.

The classes are all good lessons, the content is all good content, and the teachers are good experts.

Opening the book is beneficial, and so is listening to lectures.

As a parent, I am not wise, I have to learn wisdom, at least in the concept of pure pants to keep up. For example:

Learning is never a 100-meter sprint, it's a marathon.

Your child will never grow up to be what you want it to be, it will only be what you say it is.

As someone who deals with written materials, I'm also stupid, not the kind of person who can be sharp-minded and thorough.

Don't write nonsense that is always right. I remembered.

Even if it's not a piece of jade, then make a stubborn stone and practice slowly.