What does it feel like to have a stupid golden retriever?

Updated on pet 2024-03-28
22 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    I took him home because the golden retriever was a big warm man, and when I was a child, he was really cute, fluffy, and very smart, and a lot of things were taught as soon as I could, and it didn't take much effort, which brought a lot of happiness to the whole family. The owner of the golden retriever who has never eaten the bibimbap is not really a golden retriever, especially the two seasons that lose the most every year, the house is covered with his hair, since the family has raised a golden retriever, he has never been lazy, you try not to suck the hair for a day. Every time I take a shower, it takes 10 minutes to get wet, and I can't blow my hair for 40 minutes.

    And have you ever had a stable meal since you knew that the owner was eating all good things? Every time I think carefully for the sake of cheating, eating, cheating, and drinking, I sell miserably, detour, and squat. Every day I feel that I can't eat enough, I eat as much as a pig, and occasionally hide in the kitchen in the middle of the night to unpack potato chips, and the next second a dog face must appear in front of you.

    And every time I want to be able to walk outside for a while, I just hold my and pee and take you around in circles! I'm writing now that it's my stupid dog doing stupid things that are automatically replaying in my head, which is angry and funny.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    My golden retriever is a princess dog, when I was a child, I went to the pet store and took a fancy to her at first sight, she was the youngest one in the litter, but her eyes were smart and bright, which made people look very happy. After taking her home, she began a variety of coquettish and cute roads, all the way smoothly occupied the main position of the family, her parents spoiled her as a real princess, she is especially good at looking at the face and knows the current affairs, usually my mother is not at home, she knows that we will not be used to her holding a small spoon to feed her, so she eats obediently by herself, but in front of my mother she completely let herself go, do not take a spoonful of feed and never eat, just hum in front of you and pretend to be pitiful. As the saying goes, the hair is lost twice a year, and it is not an exaggeration to say that her hair is scattered at home anytime and anywhere, from the fuss with dog hair in the meal at the beginning, to today's habitual, this is also a process of acceptance in the heart, and a process of loving these hairy children!

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    When he was two months old, he was brought home, and at the beginning of that time he was really tortured, defecating in the open, and doing sabotage, I really don't know what to do for a while, by asking for advice from dog friends, learning online, reading books, and slowly educating and domesticating him, during this period, the hairy child was not less beaten, about 5 months or so, he will no longer urinate at home, and he will be held back until we take him out to solve. The older he gets, the more sensible he becomes, he becomes a part of our family, and it's very heartwarming, seeing that some of his troubles will disappear, we are his trusted dog parents and dogs, and he has also become our guardian. Now more than 2 years old, occasionally make trouble, but all very mild, such as holding one of our shoes to the pillow, or ruthlessly taking our clothes into the nest to sleep, unable to get angry, because I feel that the dog is too lonely when we go to work and misses us.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    When the dog was a child, he urinated everywhere at home, dismantled the house everywhere, bed legs, remote control, charging cable, slippers, socks, towels, etc. were bitten, and even a large piece of wall skin was bitten off, which was really infuriating. Of course, pain and happiness, as the dog grows up, he brings me more and more fun, I have never had a pet before, and I don't know how to educate it, but I found that many skills of the dog will be self-taught, really smart. Now it treats me as the master, very obedient and well-behaved, although sometimes it is mischievous, criticizing and educating him, as if it understands and can understand the words, and slowly changes.

    It has long been regarded as a member of the family, last year led it to drive to the northwest, although it is not very convenient to eat and stay, but the dog is sometimes a big star in the scenic spot, more than a dozen strangers lined up to take pictures with it. Since I adopted it, I took it well, accompanied him, and exercised myself to the fullest.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Our family's golden hair is called steamed bread. Very well-behaved, sensible and smart, except for not being able to speak, the others are no different from children's paper. I've always loved dogs since I was a kid, and I've always had dogs in my hometown.

    In 2015, the first thing I did after I worked and lived in Chengdu was to get a dog. The choice of a dog is very fast, and I agree with the golden retriever recommended by a friend who runs a pet store. I still remember that steamed buns took a ride from Suining to Chengdu, and I liked her very, very much at first sight.

    She's really good. When she got home, she jumped out of the cardboard box and started to flick her tail at us, with a good personality. When she was a child, she was very smart, and she didn't deliberately teach her to set a toilet, so she learned it herself.

    If there is anything bad about her, it is to take her out for a walk, and after walking for a while, she will play tricks, lying on the ground and not leaving.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Fifty days of it and now five years old it. I also played when I was a child, but it gave me more joy and warmth. Very sticky to me, the last toilet is squatting at the door, if you close the door, just hum at the door, open the door, see me before lying down with peace of mind.

    I have developed a good habit of never urinating at home or dismantling the house. At most, move your slippers or tear off a cigarette case. It is accompanying and waiting for me for the rest of my life, and I will not fail it!

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    The warm man among the dogs, when he fights with his boyfriend, he pounces on me to protect me.

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    In fact, the golden retriever is very cute, and it is very affectionate and lively at home, especially when the owner plays with it, it looks like a child.

  9. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    I feel like I have both a golden retriever and a second ha, and every day is a headache and full of fun.

  10. Anonymous users2024-01-29

    To sum up: it's all tears when you talk too much! Having a dog has always been my dream, and a golden retriever is my dream.

    I finally made up my mind in August 2017 to raise a golden retriever. And so the days of tears began. One day in September 2017, two months later, she came.

    It stinks all over his body, and because he is too small, he can't take a shower for two weeks. So the house was filled with the smell of kennels. It's all tears!

    Next, it's time to give her a name! My daughter-in-law finally settled on a domineering and foreign name - Jin Xiaomao. When Jin Xiaomao came, it was not an exaggeration to describe him as skinny.

  11. Anonymous users2024-01-28

    I feel very face-saving when I go out, and I like others to praise my pet.

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-27

    I have taught it many times how to go to the toilet, and I can't learn how to learn it, which is the same psychology as I tutor my child to do homework.

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-26

    This is very normal, the little golden retriever is so lively, as he gets older, he will become more stable. The owner does not have to restrain the golden retriever, after all, the golden retriever's lively time period is very short, and the owner should enjoy this time. After 6 months of age, the Golden Retriever will become more and more stable and will become more and more lazy.

    Why is this happening?

    In most people's impressions, the golden retriever is particularly stable, and always has a bitter and hateful expression. But this is actually a misconception, the golden retriever is very friendly to humans, and will wag his tail when he sees strangers' water. There was once a shovel officer who raised golden retrievers posted a paragraph on the Internet**, there was a thief in his house, and the golden retriever actually wagked his tail at the thief and did not make a sound at all.

    The big golden retriever is steady, while the little golden retriever is very lively and cute, and will run around the house, as if it were Erha. The owner can cherish this time, after all, the golden retriever will become more stable after 6 months. And the size of the golden retriever is relatively heavy, and it can grow to about 60 pounds casually, and the owner can't hold it at all.

    You can take the little golden retriever out to play.

    The little golden retriever is more yearning for the outside world, and the owner can take the little golden retriever out for a walk, so that the excess vitality of the golden retriever can be consumed, and the golden retriever will become more obedient and sensible. In the process of walking, the owner should also wear a leash, so as not to let the little golden retriever hurt other small animals or children. Although the Golden Retriever is friendly to humans, it does have a bit of a ferocity towards small animals.

    And the golden retriever is so enthusiastic that some people can't bear such enthusiasm. For example, when seeing a person, the golden retriever will wag its tail frantically and pounce on the person, which will make some people who don't like dogs feel scared. After all, the size of the golden retriever is relatively large, which will bring a sense of oppression.

    Summary: The owner can use snacks to guide the golden retriever, and then let the golden retriever learn some small instructions and become a little obedient.

  14. Anonymous users2024-01-25

    Because the little golden retriever is a more active hunting dog, it needs to have enough time to accompany it, and the little golden retriever will rest quietly after being tired.

  15. Anonymous users2024-01-24

    I think this is a very normal thing, after all, every dog has its own personality, and not all golden retrievers are very docile and honest.

  16. Anonymous users2024-01-23

    Because dogs are not very smart when they are young, they are so cute and cute, and they will be better when they grow up.

  17. Anonymous users2024-01-22

    It is raised like a domestic dog, but the golden retriever eats more, and it has to be bathed and groomed every day.

  18. Anonymous users2024-01-21

    Very smart, docile, very loyal to the owner, just a little big, the key is to love to lose hair and have a big appetite,

  19. Anonymous users2024-01-20

    Pros: Well-behaved, smart, cute.

    Disadvantages: large size, difficult to lose hair in the bath.

  20. Anonymous users2024-01-19

    Advantages: Enthusiastic, docile, sticky, intelligent, disadvantages: love to shed.

  21. Anonymous users2024-01-18

    Sorry, I don't have a golden retriever.

  22. Anonymous users2024-01-17

    The advantage is that the Golden Retriever is particularly obedient, intelligent, docile, loyal, and relatively speaking, it is a relatively worry-free large pet dog. Honest and lively, and not particularly troublesome. It is relatively intelligent and clever, and it is easy to be domesticated.

    And the personality is friendly and docile, and can get along harmoniously with family members, especially children. Golden Retrievers are very kind and friendly to their owners and other pets. The Golden Retriever has a thick golden coat all over its body, and it is strong and hardy, and it will not cause problems for its owner in winter.

    The disadvantage is that the gold fur is abundant, and the shedding during the moulting period is very serious, and urban families need to go to the balcony often to comb. And as a large dog with a certain amount of exercise, it is necessary to ensure that there is some place and time to walk it, and if you don't walk it, it will dismantle the house. The body odor of the golden retriever is relatively large, and even after taking a bath, it cannot completely remove the body odor.

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