What s a funny anecdote between husband and wife?

When my wife came back from shopping in the mall, she seemed to have gained a lot, and returned home with more than a dozen handbags. When I saw it, I said sourly, "With so many things, there must be a lot of money in the card, right?"

My wife smiled and said, "You can also brush it at night, just brush it!" When I heard this, I was very happy and full of anticipation, and when I had eaten dinner with joy, I asked my wife:

Can I just swipe my card? At this time, the wife glared, looked at the dishes and cups on the table, and then brushed the sink with one finger and said, "Husband, take the bowls and plates, cups, and plates, and brush them as you like!"

When I heard it, I was stupid. Obediently brushed the dishes.

One day, after a quarrel with my wife over a trivial matter, my wife went to boil the water without saying a word. After a while, my husband felt very thirsty and wanted to drink water, so he wanted to ask his wife if the water was boiling, and the result was a casual remark: "Haven't you rolled yet?" , I didn't feel right after this sentence came out, and I wanted to apologize. As a result, after hearing this, my wife didn't listen to the explanation at all, and slammed the door in a fit of anger and left home, and went back to her parents' house. I regret this so much, what is it?

The two of them have been together for a long time, it is what is the matter of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, of course, there will be some funny and interesting things, the following is our conversation, let you appreciate my husband's humor.

One morning, before going to work, the daughter-in-law left a note on the table, which read: Husband, remember to "come on"! At that time, I was happy, and I was happy in my heart, thinking that if I could marry such a sensible wife, I would work harder to make money in the future and let my wife live a better life.

Who knows, not long after driving out, the car ran out of gas, and I realized that my daughter-in-law was reminding me that the car was running out of gas and asked me to go refuel before going to work in the morning....Hey....I can only sigh that the Chinese characters are too broad and profound, and next time I must confirm it first, so as not to misunderstand.

I think about it and laugh, then we just got married, I accompanied my daughter-in-law to go shopping, we held hands, at this time the daughter-in-law came to a **, I let go of my hand, we went forward one after the other, just in time, there was a woman's clothes and my daughter-in-law was wearing the same height, I thought it was her! So I grabbed her hand and felt a little wrong, and she pulled her hand back hard! I took a closer look and it wasn't my daughter-in-law!

Give me a big red face, my daughter-in-law is staring at the back, what about the two of you? I can't hold back my laughter.

Because of a trivial matter, I quarreled with my wife in the afternoon and didn't eat dinner! At night, I watched TV with my wife in the living room, and after watching TV for a while, my wife actually said to me: "Stand up!

Lost his temper in an instant, as the head of the family, how could he be at the mercy of his wife, so he looked up at the sky and shouted at his wife domineering and vicious: "It's okay, I'll kneel for a while."

A friend took his four-year-old boy to my house to play, and the child laboriously went on the sofa and the bench, and suddenly fell down from the bench heavily, with a 'bang', it hurts to look at He just wanted to grin and cry, I stepped forward, helped up the bench, and said: The bench is broken for me, and the floor is also blown up a hole, give me compensation! The child didn't care about crying, and hurriedly said:

The stool is not broken, and there is no pit in the ground.

When my wife was pregnant, I said that oil smoke is not good for children, so let me stir-fry vegetables and show you twice. My wife didn't walk by and watched, and then I scrambled eggs and turned the pan twice, huh? What about eggs? Throwing it off, it buckled my wife's feet, and my wife said angrily: Don't fry without these two hits.

Once I slept in the middle of the night in a daze, my husband and I said something I don't remember, the next day he studied with me, he had a headache at night, and said to me: Daughter-in-law, my brain hurts. I asked him if it was one person or two?

The point is, he was alone, and then he asked me, do we have medicine? I said no, hold on! And then he survived all night.

When I was studying with me, I was amused, and I don't remember the point

My wife and I got married on October 16, and after 20 years of marriage, I said I would go to dinner this year. Every day is too busy, and when it is eighteen, I tell my wife that there are two days to come. The wife said that she was not taking him for a fool, and she said that it was two days after all.

One day my husband threw away my cosmetics, and I was about to explode, but he came and said, "Isn't this what you've always wanted?" It turned out that he bought a better one, which instantly made me feel so warm.

Watching TV while eating, she got angry and yelled at me.

The neighbor next to me forgot that a big dog was in the cage downstairs One day at noon kept barking and woke someone up and woke me up and told me that my uncle was calling me outside I kept listening I said no The dog was still barking outside and he said listen to you and keep calling you and then I understood and beat me to death