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A: I have a classmate who always thinks time is slow. Look at his energy, his eyes are always like he can't break them all day long, and he wastes time.

I couldn't hear him speak, but I was sure that it was the same sentence.

B: What do you say?

A: "Why aren't you out of school yet?" ”

B: Looking forward to getting out of school?

A: You have a good temper, and you smile at everyone: "What are you doing here?"

B: What do you do when I study?

A: "Hee-hee, I don't know. ”

B: Is the homework done?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Did you pass the exam?

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Hey, I don't know!

A: "Hey, I don't know. ”

B: Hi! What did you score on this math test?

A: "9 points".

B: It's not that you don't know?

A: I scored 10 points in the last exam.

B: Yes, 1 point less.

A: You say, if you continue to develop like this, will you still be able to graduate from elementary school?

B: I think if you don't value your time, you won't be able to graduate.

A: Do you know a lot about ancient sayings?

B: I know a little bit.

A: There is an old saying: "An inch of time is an inch of gold, and an inch of gold is difficult to buy an inch of time." ”

B: You know, this is saying that time is priceless.

A: The great poet Su Shi has an idiom: "A moment of gold".

B: Yes, a quarter of an hour a thousand taels of gold.

A: Time is the same for everyone.

B: Fair enough.

A: But someone needs more time.

B: Where did it come from?

A: Gotta squeeze it.

B: Right. A: Lu Xun said: Time is like water in a sponge, as long as you are willing to squeeze it, there will always be it.

B: Yes, young people must work hard!

A: I can squeeze in a little more time a day to study.

B: You have to squeeze in time to study.

B: Step by step, you will develop beautiful writing.

A: Take 10 minutes a day to read a Tang poem.

B: I was able to read 300 songs that year.

A: From this point of view, as long as you are good at using your time, it is not difficult to learn.

B: Right. A: Not only that, but cherishing time can prolong your life!

B: In that case, let's stop grinding here and prolong our lives.

A: Okay, let's get out of the game.

As follows:

Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

There are different forms of drama sketches in China, which are mainly divided into:

1. From the size of the drama sketch capacity and the complexity of the structure, there are multi-act plays and one-act plays.

2. From the division of the times reflected in the subject matter, there are historical dramas and modern dramas.

3. From the artistic expression of drama sketches, there are dramas, operas, dance dramas, opera sketches, etc. Opera sketches are drama sketches characterized by the trinity of traditional Chinese opera songs, dances and dramas, such as the Henan opera sketch "Dog Baby and Black Girl" performed by Chen Peisi and Xiao Xiangyu. A drama sketch is a kind of drama sketch that focuses on dialogue and has action.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

..After that, the teacher walked out of the classroom angrily holding the books, and wished everyone a happy New Year's Day while laughing!!

Campus sketches.

Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.

Scene: Classroom.

Three: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Three: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Three: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Three: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Three: No remorse.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Three: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The three fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you're hanging again!

League secretary: And you Xiaowu!

Xiao Wu: Yes! Youth League Secretary: Look at your day, in addition to dating girls, drinking tea and walking, is it worth it for you to soak in this achievement?

Xiao Wu: Yes! The future is bright! --No beautiful girls!

Youth League Secretary: The future is not bright, there is no light!

Students, classmates, comrades, the same

Three: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

Three people fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League Secretary: Abandon your bad habits!

Xiao Wu: It doesn't abandon me!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The three of them lay down: Alas!

League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's go

The bell rings for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Three: Yay! Youth League Secretary: How can you do this? Are you worthy of the party, the country, the people, and your mother? Are you worthy of --- me?

Xiao Ai Ruo felt: Mom!

League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Take advantage of me!

League Secretary: It was a pure accident! music！