Three people 100 words super funny sketch 10

Campus Sketch Script: Funny and Humorous Cross Talk Sketch Short Script Lines Campus Sketch Characters: League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling Scene:

Classroom Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, compatriots, together... Same...

Go ahead. League Secretary: Do you listen?

Two: Listen! Youth League Secretary:

Really listen? Duo: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure? Two:

Are you sure. Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Two: No repentance. Youth League Secretary:

Are you serious? Didn't lie to me? Two:

Do you want to talk about it? League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it!

What am I going to say about it? The two fainted. Campus Sketch Script:

Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines League secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The two sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The two fainted again. League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore!

You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products! Xiaoling:

What a mess! League secretary: Xiaoling!

Why do you sleep in class? Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory? Xiaoling:

I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go! Youth League Secretary:

Can't you sleep after class? Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night? Xiaoling:

What do you do at night? League Secretary: Sleep!

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping? Xiaoling:

Very important thing! --Dine! Youth League Secretary:

What about learning? Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude!

Why do you sleep all day long? Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night? Xiaoling fainted.

Ai: Hahaha! Youth League Secretary:

Xiao Ai, why do you always play games? Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time!

I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious! Youth League Secretary:

Students, classmates, comrades, and the same two: just say it directly! Youth League Secretary:

Same as what! The two fainted. Youth League Secretary:

Burn our youth! Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard! Xiao Ai:

No strength! League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The two of them lay down: Alas! Youth League Secretary:

Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell for the end of class. League Secretary: Let's eat!

Two: Yay! What does LZ think? Thank you!

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke? > boy A:

Do not suck. Teacher >: Don't suck?

Well, eat the root fries. >A naturally stretched out two fingers and took ......Teacher >: Don't suck?

Ask your parents to come and ......Scenario 2] Teacher >: Do you smoke? > boy B:

Do not suck. Teacher >: Don't suck?

Well, eat the root fries. >B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand. Teacher >:

Don't dip it in ketchup? > B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash.

Ask your parents to come and ......Scenario 3] Teacher >: Do you smoke? > boy C:

Do not suck. Teacher >: Don't suck, okay, eat a french fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating. Teacher >: Don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......Teacher >: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......Scene 4] Teacher >:

Do you smoke? > boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries. >d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher >: Don't you bring roots back to your classmates? >D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here! >d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher >:

Do not suck. Ask your parents to come and ......Scenario 5] Teacher >: Do you smoke?

Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher >: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?" >e hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......Teacher >:

Do not suck. Ask your parents to come and ......Scenario 6] Teacher >: Do you smoke?

Boy F: Don't suck. Teacher >:

Well, eat a root fries. >f ate it in horror. Teacher >:

Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is here! > f's palms were sweaty, but he still bowed his head calmly and said

Hello Principal! > sensei: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......Scene 7] Teacher >: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God that you will never suck. Teacher >:

Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries. >g is very natural, take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like? >g (get carried away):

Greater China ......Scene 8] Teacher >: Let's eat a french fry. > boy n:

Thanks, no. Teacher >:

Father: Son, it's the New Year, let's go and paste the Spring Festival couplets. I'll stick the upper link first, and when you paste the lower link, you can help me see it below, and the upper and lower links should be the same height. If the lower link is lower than the upper link of the grinding chain, you say 'high rise', and if the lower link is higher than the upper link, you say 'get rich'.

Son: Okay pants.

After the father posted the upper link, he held the lower link and showed it to his son, but the son did not speak after waiting for a long time.

Father: Rabbit cub, my arm is sore, why don't you speak?

Son: Dad, you are neither high nor rich, just right!

The father wanted to ask for an auspicious word during the New Year, but he didn't expect his son to say this, so Hu Youzhou had to give his son two feet.

A: Remember me.

B: You are ......

A: Ah! I'm ***.

B: Oh - I don't know.

A: Eh, even I don't know, I'm ** (position)!

B: Oh! Still haven't heard of it.

A: Cut, you're too boring! Forget it, I'm "adults don't care about villains." "Not like you.

B: (whispering) Who is as knowledgeable as you?! Eh, anyway, what are you hanging out here? Did the teacher let the memorized ancient poems come down and weigh them on the stool?!

A: I've memorized it early! Unbelief? I ......

B: (interrupts A) I really don't believe it!

A: Cut! Look down on people!

B: I still look down on you!

A: You ......B: Okay, okay, let's stop arguing, rub your back, let the big guy listen, don't everyone understand!

A: Okay, you can get out!

B: Well......This guy must be bragging, since the first grade, he hasn't passed the story dictation! Give him a simple one! Well, you should memorize "Song of the Goose" first.

A: Goose, goose, goose, song to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the red anthurium is ordered to make clear waves.

B: Well, not bad. and then memorize "Qingming".

A: During the Qingming Festival, the rain has ......

B: (whispering) Looks like he's pretty good.

A: Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.

B: You ......No nonsense!

A: Forehead ......It's just a mistake, you just chose something I'm not familiar with!

B: Good, good, good! Say one yourself!

A: Red crisp hands, yellow vine wine, two yellow orioles singing green willows. Outside the long pavilion, by the ancient road, a line of egrets went up to the sky.