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Ray: "Let's go, then!" ”

Hammer: "Hey... Wait a minute! Why don't you pay? ”

Lei Lei: "We never pay for food in the cafeteria!" ”

Hammer: "Where are you?" ”

Lei Lei: "I went out of the city to the north, passing by a lawn, there is a unique courtyard surrounded by green trees, more than two meters high courtyard wall, there are watchtowers around the courtyard wall, at night the searchlight is brightly lit, the big iron gate is closed when it is more open and less time, my house is on the second floor on the left hand 14th room. ”

Hammer: "(scratching his head) Oh... It turned out to be a neurological hospital!

He turned out to be a madman! Do you know how much effort it took me to make this meal? Especially those balls!

I first use a small hammer to buckle the seam, and then use a sledgehammer to do it! You know what! ”

Lei Lei: "What should I do then?" I don't have any money! I really want to do a good deed! Take some kids for a full meal! That's what I wrote in the book! ”

Hammer: "Who is your father?" ”

Lei Lei: "My dad is Lei Feng!" ”

Hammer: "Don't be stupid! What age is it! Return Lei Feng! Since there is no money ... Hit)! ”

Lei Feng was knocked to the ground with a hammer ingot, ** up).

Narrator: When Lei Feng was dying, he saw that the world had become better, and people had returned to that forgotten time, everyone had a smile on their faces, everyone had a helpful heart, everyone smiled at Lei Lei, and the corners of Lei Lei's mouth showed a smile...

Deyun Society's "Shanxi Family Letter".

The lines of the five-person sketch are as follows:A: We're going to perform today;

B: Call me four out of the show;

C: Meditate and think for a long time;

Ding: (Placing his left hand into a fist on the upper side of his left eye socket and lowering his head) Cool!

A: Singing and dancing are not good;

B: The cross talk sketch can't be performed;

C: Seeing that the show is about to begin;

Ding: (dumbfounded) Wood!

A: It's useless to complain again and again;

B: It's better to go online and ask for help;

C: There are a lot of works online;

Ding: (surprised) Bluff!

A: Hurry around and click;

B: See if there is a way out;

C: Joke riddles are really good;

Ding: (thumbs up) Serve!

A: There's a good joke;

B: I promise to laugh when I hear it;

C: Compile into a three-and-a-half sentence;

Ding: Okay?

You can be like this egg, you can look at this, like a sketch, and then find what you can use, and then search for this community on this Internet, and then you can find this line.

1.One day, the word "I" was lost, and it became the word "find", in order to find that hand, "I" asked many people, what is that hand? Now I finally understand that the one was originally a "one", and the meaning of this passage should be this:

Once you lose it, you will never be able to find me again.

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! "Roll over.

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses and we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.

Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something.

Baby: "Hmm. Here came a thief, to the child:

How old are you? Baby: "5 years old."

Thief: "What's your name?" Baby: "My name is Xiaohu."

Thief: "Do you know me?" Baby:

I don't know. Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me."

Baby: "Teasing you." Thief:

Okay, that's great. The thief took away the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he has taken our gown."

Mother: "Who?" Baby:

Teasing you. Mother: "Look good."

The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." Mother:

Who is it? Baby: "Teasing you."

Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good.

The thief took the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." Mother:

Who is it? Baby: "Teasing you."

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you.

The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" Baby:

Take it. Mother: "Who?"

Funny sketch lines can generally be divided into humorous ones, such as looking for Xiao Shenyang on the Internet, and donkey friends, they can all be short and concise.

Brother, hello Fu.

I think I'm sorry for the system, I can't help you solve this problem, I du

Elementary school student Wang Zheng came home, and Bai saw an aunt who was talking to him

Dad kissed wildly in the hall, and the scene was not embarrassing, but this aunt was clever and took out 50 yuan from the tolerance to Wang Zheng. Wang Zheng's father said to Wang Zheng: "Look at how cool your aunt is, she will give you 50 yuan as soon as she makes a move."

Wang Zheng turned around and walked out, saying as he walked, "What's cool, the last time I went home, I met an uncle from my mother, and he gave me 200 yuan at one time." ”．