What s the most common joke or story you tell at the table?

I really know one of this, which is a joke that one of my classmates told us when he was relieving the awkward atmosphere at our class reunion, that is, the duckling was born ugly, no one liked him, and he was bullied by other ducks since he was a child. He had no choice but to leave his mother and wander alone, encountering strong winds, torrential rains, hunting dogs, and ......But the ugly duckling was not afraid, he fought tenaciously and studied hard. Eventually, when he grew up, people found out that he wasn't good-looking, but he tasted good.

Fish Head Wine: The first cup wishes you all the best, all the best, and all the more RMB. The second cup of good things comes in pairs, and it is only beautiful when you go out, and the banknotes are only put in your pockets. The third cup: one cup of gold, two cups of silver, and three cups to drink out of the cornucopia.

Fisheye wine: The fish's eyes are shining, and both sides are polished. The fisheye is a symbol of the Oriental Pearl, a symbol of wisdom, this Oriental Pearl is not bright to see how the two sides drink, the two clink glasses, and the good luck is piled up.

Eat every day, drink everywhere to get rich, play with a smile, happy purple from the east, live freely, in the millions of lotteries, earn a full house, beautiful ten thousand love.

Six steps to drinking: When pouring wine, the wind and drizzle. When persuading drinking, use rhetoric. When drinking, speak loudly. Drink too much and talk nonsense. By the end, it was pouring rain. Fell to the ground, silent.

This is an incident that I personally encountered when I went out drinking with my friends, and then my friends teased me for a long time, and someone asked me how much I drank, and I raised my index finger. A bite to say? I shook my head and said no; A cup?

Nor is it right; A bottle, so powerful? Still not right; The other party scratched his head suspiciously, I, it was "one" straight drink.

If the hair is one-sided, there will be no shortage of money; The hair is back, and the lover is in a heap; The hair is lying forward, and the career is croaking; Hair root station, good luck is always accompanied; The hair is parted on both sides, and the drink must be deep.

Wear red clothes, and be in a good mood every day; Wear white clothes, and be happy every day; Dressed in blue, he must be rich; The clothes are yellow, and they are beaming every day; Clothes are worn to ashes, and good things are piled up.

Baijiu said: "People who drink me are bold!" ”

Beer said, "Whoever drinks me is generous!" ”

Red Wine says, "Whoever drinks me is romantic!" "

Huangjiu said: "Those who drink me are warm!" ”

Famous wine said: "Whoever drinks me has taste!" ”

The wine said, "Whoever drinks me has money!" ”

Alcohol said, "All quietly! There is no master, you are all parallel goods.

A farmer accidentally poured a bag of sorghum into the water tank during the autumn harvest, and a few days later the strange smell wafted from the tank, and the farmer was surprised.

At this time, an elder who came over and told the farmer that you were about to produce the elixir jade liquid in the tank. But you have to do what I tell you to do. The farmer hurriedly asked, how to do it? The elder said, "Tomorrow you have to find three people and give each of them a drop of blood in the jar."

So, the next morning, the farmer waited in the street. After a while, a man of letters, personable, and a farmer explained what he was asking for. The literati readily agreed, dripping a drop of blood.

It was almost noon, and another military general came over, and he also dripped a drop of blood. In the afternoon, there was no one on the road, and by the time it was already dark, a madman came. The farmer had no choice but to let the madman drip a drop of blood.

At this time, a strange fragrance suddenly wafted out of the tank, and when you taste it, it is mellow and fragrant, cool and sweet. So the farmer made a mark on the jar, wrote a unitary character, and dotted three dots, which meant three drops of blood of the three people, so there was the word wine.

To this day, the drinker, at the beginning, is polite, is to enjoy the temperament of the literati, halfway through the drink, high-spirited, high-spirited, showing the demeanor of a military general. To drink to the end, incoherently, without decency, is to let the blood of that madman do the trick!

Leading cadres don't drink, and they don't have a single friend. Middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol and don't have any information at all. Grassroots cadres don't drink alcohol, and they have no hope at all. Ordinary people don't drink, they don't have any joy at all.

Drunk driving fun facts.

A father and son were returning home from a good meal at a relative's house, and a police officer at the intersection was investigating drunk driving.

Dad picked up the alcohol detector (eight marketing planning companies) and blew it, and the alcohol content exceeded the standard.

The father said to the police: This instrument must be broken, I don't believe you let my son blow it. My son (about five or six years old) picked it up and blew it, but it was still over the standard.

The policeman picked up the instrument depressedly and looked at it: It's really broken!! It turned out that the child also drank two glasses of liquor.

The sound of beer in the women's restroom.

Qian Mou, one day in the wine field is not strong enough to drink, in a daze into the women's toilet, vomiting in the cubicle, at this time a lady went to the toilet to relieve a little, Qian heard the sound of her urine and mistakenly thought that someone was pouring beer, and said angrily: "I have long said that I will not drink, who is pouring it?" The lady was startled when she heard this, so she held back her urine, and wanted to wait for the money to leave (eight marketing planning companies) before she could solve it, but she didn't think that she would hold back a fart, Mr. Qian was furious when he heard it, and slapped the partition with his hand, and reprimanded loudly:

I said I wouldn't drink it, I wouldn't drink it, who opened it again? Whoever starts who drinks!

Everything I drink is wine.

An outsider came to collect debts and pestered the manager. Seeing that he couldn't get out, the manager set up a banquet to entertain him. After a lot of enthusiasm, the outsiders were drunk (the eight marketing planning companies), and the manager found a taxi to send the debt collector to the station.

When it comes to collecting debts again, outsiders accept the previous lesson and do not drink it. Seeing that the guests did not drink, the manager poured himself a drink. After a while, I was drunk.

The debt collector felt bored and had to walk away. Afterwards, someone asked the manager: "I usually have a lot of it, why did I get drunk after drinking a few cups of 'beer tea' today?!"

The manager laughed and said, "As long as the payment is not gone, what do I drink is wine?"

When ordering food at dinner, I always like to say - it's all life;

The first beer was dry, and the words were changed — it didn't matter;

Three bottles of beer went down and changed again - all floating clouds;

Six bottles of beer are drunk, and the swan song is here - it's all rubbish!

Brother is not drinking, brother is sophistication.