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Anonymous users2024-02-07It's really hard to find the jokes of six girls,
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.
Campus sketches. Characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling, Xiao Wu.
Scene: Classroom.
Three: Say it.
League Secretary: Do you listen?
Three: Listen!
Youth League Secretary: Really listen?
Three: Really!
Youth League Secretary: Sure?
Three: Sure.
Youth League Secretary: No repentance?
Three: No remorse.
Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?
Three: Do you want to talk about it?
League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?
Three people fainted. League Secretary: Ah!! That's right!
The three sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!
Xiaoling: What a mess this is!
League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!
Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!
League secretary: You can't sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
League Secretary: Sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05b f said: Oh???
b f says: Hi !!
A said: One day my mother said to me, "What can be done today, don't leave it for tomorrow." ”
I said, "Okay, give me the cake you just had, I'll eat it all today." ”
b f said: Hahahaha (fake smile and then suddenly no laugh).
A said: It's not fun, is it? I'll say one more.
b f said: . . .
A said: I said to my father, "Dad, you can save money!" ”
My dad asked, "What money to save?" Child. I said.
You don't have to spend any more money to buy me textbooks this year, I've already repeated a grade. ”
b f said: Don't be scolded! (To show that it is purely perfunctory to say the lines, after saying b f line up, it's better to go together.) ）
A said: ... Bow **) is over.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04I have seven people to perform, and the skit is simple and easy to remember.
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