What kind of drama are you around? What special drama spirits have you seen in your life?

Once my mother's uncle went to our house during the Mid-Autumn Festival, just in time for my uncle's brother to get married, my parents hurried back to help my uncle's family and chatted with my uncle and grandmother at home, it was almost time for lunch, my aunt and grandmother saw that we had something to do and had to go back in a hurry not to eat at my house, I was possessed by the drama spirit and said that I ordered the food in the restaurant, and it was sent immediately to be sure to finish eating before leaving! But in the end, he couldn't keep his uncle. But judging from my uncle's expression, I was still very happy, after all, our family was sincerely trying to keep him.

After my uncle left, my dad asked me to call ** and the restaurant and tell me not to do it, just send the finished ones and no one will eat them at home! I said that I didn't even order any dishes in the restaurant, because the guests were in a hurry to leave, so I told a white lie!

Full of positive energy, it is simply the embodiment of justice, the messenger of light, the mentor of success, the guide of the future, the mind of the world, and the top of the clouds. But in reality, it is another face, calculating, retribution, and ruthlessness when talking bad about others. Selling box cosmetics, the renderings are mainly repaired by software, repaired a little black before use, and repaired a little white after use, the contrast is obvious, you can't believe it.

Sending results every day, how many goods were sent yesterday, how many tens of thousands were made today, and tomorrow I am going to mention BMW, which is scary to make money quickly.

Wow, I've lived for nearly sixty years, I've seen almost everyone, but I also made a friend who is a "drama spirit." For example, when I eat with him, he always says I'll pay the bill, and when he waits for the checkout after the meal, he either goes to the bathroom or sees someone he knows and is busy saying hello, and when you finish the bill, he'll be fine.

That day, we went to **class,**The teacher didn't come,I ran to the front of the classroom to turn on the computer to play the song.,As soon as I came out.,Someone reminded me that the head teacher was coming.,I didn't come and closed**,The teacher came in through the back door.。 Because there was a podium in the way, I climbed up the podium to the seat of a person who was not at the same table in the first row, pulled out a piece of waste paper, and yelled at the classmate: 'I told you that you didn't write this question correctly!'

He was very cooperative and yelled at me: 'Am I not doing this right!' Then I looked at the director, and he came over with a lewd smile and screwed me and left.

He said, go to the toilet and get an orange. I was also blindsided, thinking there were oranges in the toilet. As a result, I went to the toilet first, and then went to the refrigerator to get an orange and came back.

Ignorant human beings, do you think your friends are playing the role of "drama spirits" to entertain life? Of course not! It is this king who directs your life. Am I the drama spirit in your eyes, are you afraid of me? You're scared 1

As a drama spirit, no matter what strange sounds I hear in the middle of the night, such as neighbors arguing, singing, parking and closing doors, and walking quickly, I will glance at the time, just waiting for the police to come to collect evidence for the mystery case one day, I can say the famous line in the detective**: "I know the exact time, because I just glanced at the watch at that time." As long as you have a script in mind, you can stage a suspenseful detective drama every day.

Sometimes I knock on the wall when I go to an unfamiliar place, and if it's empty, I'm excited, but I don't dare to say anything, because I think there's a treasure inside, and I plan to bring a tool to dig it up the next time I come alone.

When I was a child, I had a cold and wanted to eat canned peaches, my dad braved the heavy snow to buy them for me, and after a long time he brought back two bottles of hawthorn, saying that there were no cans in the nearby shops, and it took a long time to buy these two bottles. Although I don't like hawthorn, I was still very moved, so I poured a bowl and the rest went into my dad's stomach. In the evening, my aunt came to see me and brought two bottles of canned peaches, I asked ** to buy it, and my aunt said:

The little shop in front of your house! ”

When I got home in the evening, my dad bought a few oranges, he peeled an orange casually, ate a petal, and handed it to my mother, my mother stuffed a petal into her mouth while watching TV, and then handed it to my brother without shock, after my brother ate a petal, he handed it to me expressionlessly, I stuffed three petals into my mouth, and suddenly my facial features were distorted.

Every time I ate in the cafeteria, I filmed her two dishes and one soup, and she told me that she ate a five-dollar egg pancake at noon, and the camera turned to my second aunt's circle of friends, and a bunch of people were drinking in front of the hot pot, and my mother also compared scissor hands to the camera.

No, Dad doesn't go to the store to sit, and he doesn't buy anything to sit on, so it's better for you to see me as soon as you get out of the station. It's okay. Hang up, slow down.

Putting down the **, he began to gobble down the hamburger chicken fries in front of him.

I was about to cry when I heard my mother say this, and I wanted my mother to say that it was enough, but my mother came and said, "If it's not enough, you can save it!" "Okay, Mother-sama, silently withdrew the tears that were about to fall.

I went to Nanjing to play with friends during the Spring Festival of my freshman year, and when I was at the station on the way back, suddenly an aunt stopped me and said, "Can you lend me ten yuan, but I didn't have enough money, not enough to buy a ticket." "I pinched the point to the station, the time to get the ticket was tight, my mother was still with me, and I kept talking about the concept of time, I couldn't use it twice, and I was a little confused and turned over the bag and took out ten yuan to the other party, at that time this kind of deception was quite fresh (maybe I was more stupid and cute)...Anyway, I'm giving. And then this ** actually got an inch, "Can you lend me another twenty yuan, thank you really for it....""My mother didn't hear it very clearly in the **, and asked me what was wrong, no matter how stupid I was, I reacted that this was **!

I was stunned for a moment, frowning, staring at each other with a sincere, kind but hesitant gaze, and finally sighed as if I had made up my mind, holding my phone between my head and shoulders, and flipped through my bag again...."You give me back ten dollars, and I'll give you fifty dollars, and you can buy some food for yourself on the way." I said with a smile. ** happily handed back the ten yuan to me, I suddenly changed my expression, and cried at ** my mother who was chattering at me in confusion, "What??

The younger brother didn't have enough money for medical treatment??? I'll be right back!! "So...**Keeping the posture of reaching out, I watched me run forward on a horse....And my mom....Hung up directly**, as if even on the other end of the ** I wanted to pretend not to recognize my daughter....

The performance of the scumbag roommate. The college advanced algebra teacher and roommate are fellow countrymen, or are they from the same high school. In the final exam of the first freshman year, he was very panicked and afraid that he would not be able to pass the exam, so he sent a text message to the teacher after the exam, to see that he would put a code on the face of the same sect and the same origin, and he promised to study hard next semester.

When the test results came out, he really scored 60 points. By the next semester, he had made good on his promise. Every time I go to high school, I sit in the first row, and my attitude is very good.

One would look at the blackboard and think, the other would write and draw in a notebook, and nod from time to time. The whole class thought that he had been reborn, changed his mind, and became a new person. Teachers also often praise them by name.

But the end of the period unexpectedly hung up. Until I turned to his notebook by chance, a line of words came into view: Paralysis, what is this talking about?

I don't understand at all!

There are thousands of drama spirits in such a big world, you may have met drama spirits and deceived you because of your good acting skills, you can't realize that she is a drama spirit, and you have encountered a lot of them when you were in school. The drama spirits usually tell you very well, and then when they encounter something, they will play you like crazy, but in fact, if they don't do anything, they will drag their feet.

The gym, the gym with the front and back feet, he changed clothes and blocked my cabinet, and I just stood on the side and waited for him to finish. A pair of Nike, he wore it there for more than 10 minutes, and he obviously wore this Nike as a slipper......Wipe while wearing, and wear it in a circle, I looked at this shoe 360°, and it was really super grinding. I finished changing my clothes in the past 10 minutes, I had already folded them, and I was ready for him to leave, so I put them in the cabinet and went out for a run.

We went out of the locker room together. Then he said hello to the fitness trainer and got on the treadmill, and I got on the treadmill. When he came up, he adjusted to a speed of 8 and started running, running more than 1 kilometer, his violent breathing was not proportional to his cadence, and his shoes flew away.

also smashed the young lady passing by. Apologize and go to the closet. You're all worthy of the Nike you've worn for 10 minutes???

My colleague was so happy that I bought Fisher's pink seahorse to congratulate me. The kitchen plumbing burst and bought black tape ready to be repaired. Because of the water leakage, I bought a bucket to catch the water.

When the three x Masun packages arrived, I asked my daughter to unpack them, because she loves to unpack them the most. When I went to find her ready, she was already crying on the couch and refused to talk to me. Later, her father came out, and she had always thought that her mother was going to give her a little sister (Mom was just fat!).

Today's package confirmed her suspicions, it turned out that Mom not only bought her little sister a new baby seahorse, but also tied her up with duct tape and threw her away in a bucket like the bad guys in Popeye did to Popeyes.

When buying fruits, weigh two pounds less, and there are people who specialize in patting sycophants in front of the leader!

When I was a child, I failed the math test, and the teacher asked me to take the paper home and sign it, so I tore the paper on the way out of school, and when I got home, I glued it with tape again. The next day, holding the handicapped papers, I told the teacher with tears in my eyes that I didn't do well in the exam, and my mother tore the papers in a fit of anger. The teacher was taken aback, not only did not pursue the signing issue, but also comforted me in every way.

Isn't it great, but it can only be used once. Should he be beaten or beaten in the future.

I'm almost late for work, hurry up and call a taxi, let the master go faster, the driver: Now wait a few minutes before leaving! I suspected that the master wanted to add money, so I said:

Hurry up, I'll give you twenty more, okay. The driver master continued: It's not about money, there is a female driver at the intersection in front, with the rearview mirrors on both sides, playing the right turn signal, and looking to the left, I don't know what she wants to do!

My roommate, every time I come back, I will stage a heart-rending love-hate relationship. But he's also the pistachio of our dorm.

Ordinary people don't finish their homework: copying and copying, making up and supplementing, intermittently scolding their mothers.

She didn't finish her homework: there was an eye or a round, indicating that she was still a living thing, and her expression was abrupt, "I'm so stupid, really." I only knew that the math had to be done, I didn't know how to revise it, so I asked the class representative not to remember me, he was very obedient, and I listened to every word."

Class Representative: Ordinary people look in the mirror: take a turn and admire.

She looked in the mirror: she got angry, stomped her feet, "Oops, how beautiful again!" Oh my God, I can't take it anymore! ”

Yes, yes, it's too much for you.

Mirror: The average person looking for a watch: What about my watch?

She looked for her watch: Where's my watch!

Watch: The dormitory is divided by the first letter of the surname, and four of us have the surname Liu and two have the surname Lin.

One day, she chatted with another roommate surnamed Lin and was scolded twice, (these two are also interesting, they once recited each other's circle of friends in order to compare shame).

Pounding the bed and howling, "It's terrible, it's terrible!" Their Lin family is bullying our Liu family again! You call the shots for me! ”

Liu Family: However, do you think she will be like this when she is only awake?

Immature! What is really powerful is her dream words, which are clear and powerful.

And according to the personal test of a certain immortal cultivator, it can realize human-computer dialogue (no!).

In the middle of the night, she would laugh and then snort, "Cut, garbage, dog or not!" ”

And do you think she's just swearing?

Uncouth! On a lonely snowy night, the content of her dream was: I am alone, walking in this miserable world?

If I wake her up, will it disturb her practice?

At one point I didn't know what was wrong.

We both talked as we walked.

I couldn't stop laughing.

She: ...Hahahahaha, you're sick, hahahaha.

I froze, my voice trembling.

He looked at her in disbelief and said, "You, you know?"

She: ...