Journey to the West jokes, be more long, ask for verbal jokes!

Sun Wukong: We traveled 108,000 miles to the west to go around the earth, but I don't understand, why didn't we go east at that time, but go west? Tang Seng: Damn, the Bodhisattva lied to me.

There was a man who went up the mountain to hoe the ground, and a rabbit ran between the work, and the rabbit ran fast, and he didn't pay attention to a tree in front of him, and when he hit the tree and died, he took the rabbit home and ate it, and after eating, he thought that if I waited here every day, and the rabbit died, wouldn't there be anything to eat? So he waited every day until there were no rabbits for many days, and he starved to death.

The lion is afraid of hunters but not sheep, and Jonesie is so stupid that giving confidence to the enemy is equal to increasing the enemy's strength.

...I can't see how funny it is.

Bad jokes? I didn't see any laughs.

Isn't it funny? This shouldn't be a joke!

A: "I took the homework." ”

B: "You try! ”

A: "Then I'll try it-".

A: "Tell me if it's true!" ”

B: "Isn't it-".

1 Two hunters from New Jersey hunted in the forest. A man suddenly fell to the ground, rolled his eyes, and stopped breathing. Seeing this, the companion picked up his mobile phone and called the emergency center.

He shouted to the attendant in a panic: "My friend is dead!" What should I do?

The attendant said gently: "Don't be nervous, don't worry, I'm here to help you." But you have to convince us that he is indeed dead.

There was silence ......Then there was a gunshot. The hunter picked up the ** again and said, "Okay, what next?" ”

2 An Irishman came to London for a holiday and stayed in a high-end hotel. The waiter picked up the box and took him to his room. The Irish said angrily

Look at it! Don't think I'm from Ireland and let me live in such a small room! The waiter hurriedly explained

Don't be angry, sir! This is the elevator. ”

A township chief with a strong accent came to the village for a meeting:

Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! Pickles are too expensive to pull!

Translation: (Comrades, villagers, pay attention!) Meet now pull! The village chief said: Pickles please sausage pickles!

Translation: (I now give the floor to the head of the township).

The township chief said: Rabbits, today's rice dog has eaten, you are all kings!

Translation: (Comrades, there is enough food to eat today, so make big bowls!) The mayor said, "Rabbits! Don't pickle melon! I'll pick up shit for you guys!

Translation: (Comrades!) Don't talk! Let me tell you a story! ）