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Anonymous users2024-02-07Guo Degang: As soon as I came, I took over a good job and built a chimney of more than 70 meters!
Yu Qian: That's good!
Guo Degang: Get up early and finish the work in the dark, and people will come to accept it, and they won't pay us for life or death!
Yu Qian: The quality is not good?
Guo Degang: I started to take down the drawings, and people asked me to repair the well!
Tang Jiezhong: What's wrong with you?
Ma Ji: I have a stomachache.
Tang Jiezhong: Hurry up and go to the toilet.
Ma Ji: yes, I went to the toilet and pulled that Macau.
Tang Jiezhong: Huh?
Matthi: There's someone in there.
Tang Jiezhong: Who?
Maji: My uncle Arabia is in there.
Tang Jiezhong: What did he say?
Matthie: I'll go out, you come in again, let's go London.
Tang Jiezhong: Huh? Squatting in turns
Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”
Baby: "Hmm".
A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”
Baby: "5 years old".
Thief: "What's your name?" ”
Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".
Thief: "Do you know me?" ”
Baby: "I don't know".
Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”
The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "It's so good-looking".
The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."
The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”
The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”
Baby: "Take it".
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
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Anonymous users2024-02-06BoastersA: Our family is a family of braggarts!
B: Our family is still a bragging professional!
A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.
B: Our family brags and still hasn't paid the money!
A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.
Yi Jian Hu Yu: Crawling?
A: Who is born to crawl?
Z: How do you get there?
A: The bed is used as a toilet!
B: It's called bedwetting!
A: I'll be running in three months.
B: That's a weird tire
A: My mom went to work in three months, and I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.
B: Just run!
Bragging Family" content introduction.
"The Bragging Family" tells the story of the art of cross talk, which has a long history and a long history, and is a treasure in the treasure house of traditional art of the Chinese nation.
This series includes the essence of cross talk art in the heyday of broadcasting, and collects all the fine works of cross talk art in the sound and color, and the original leaves, and adds the form of flash**, giving people a refreshing feeling, you can see the picture while listening, and enjoy more fun.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05A: Your dad also likes to play chess.
B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father. Quietly Yuyu.
B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...
B: Isn't that a draw?
A: Yes, according to the clear that I am also a draw, but your father doesn't do it, so I have to continue playing?
B: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
B: What's the idea?
A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" Roll".
B: I haven't heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...
B: you!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Ma Sanli's "Teasing You", stand-up comedy.
Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”
Baby: "Hmm".
A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”
Baby: "5 years old".
Thief: "What's your name?" ”
Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".
Thief: "Do you know me?" ”
Baby: "I don't know".
Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”
The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "It's so good-looking".
The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."
The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”
The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”
Baby: "Take it".
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
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Anonymous users2024-02-03B: Yo, isn't this Xiao Wang?
A: Yo, it's Lao Li, what have you been busy with lately?
B: Hey, it's nothing, play chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?
A: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.
B: Your dad also likes to play chess.
A: yes? B: No, I used to play chess with your father.
A: (whispering) How come I don't know?
B: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant ......A: Isn't that a draw?
B: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
A: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Isn't that a draw?
B: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
A: Huh?? So what's going on?
B: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
A: What's the idea?
B: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”
A: I haven't heard of it!
B: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...
A: me!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Braggart Armor: Our family is a family of braggarts!
B: Our family is still a bragging professional!
A: Our family brags that we don't pay taxes.
B: Our family brags and still hasn't paid the money!
A: It's not blowing, I was born to go to the toilet.
B: Crawling?
A: Who is born to crawl?
B: So how do you get there?
A: The bed is used as a toilet!
B: It's called bedwetting!
A: I'll be running in three months.
B: That must be a freak!
A: My mom went to work in three months, and I had to run from my grandmother's house to my grandmother's house.
B: Just run!
A: If you want to brag, I'm no one better than me.
B: I don't believe it, do you dare to compete here?
A: Blowing here? No problem!
B: If you want to say that this is a lot of food, I can eat five bowls of noodles in one meal!
A: I can eat eight catties of dumplings in one meal!
B: Oops, I have a fever!
A: Oops, I have a fever too!
B: I covered a quilt when I went to bed at night, and when I saw it the next day, it burned a big hole!
A: When I went to bed at night, I had a handful of corn in my hand, and when I saw it the next day, it was all popcorn!
B: I'm taller than a tree!
A: I'm taller than a building!
B: I have my head up to the sky, my feet on the ground, and I can reach out to grab a big plane!
A: My upper lip is against the sky, and my lower lip is against the ground!
B: What about your face?
A: Shameless braggarts!
B: Hey! --
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Anonymous users2024-02-01You're still amusing you with one less sentence.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31A good look at it is written to look good.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30Many of Guo Degang's jokes are good.
Ma Sanli's "Teasing You", stand-up comedy.
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