Crosstalk Wonderful dialogues in storytelling or film and television dramas

Ma Sanli's "Teasing You", stand-up comedy.

Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”

Baby: "Hmm".

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”

Baby: "5 years old".

Thief: "What's your name?" ”

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".

Thief: "Do you know me?" ”

Baby: "I don't know".

Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”

The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "It's so good-looking".

The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."

The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”

The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”

Baby: "Take it".

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Chess Armor: Yo, isn't this Xiao Wang?

B: Yo, it's Lao Li, what have you been busy with lately?

A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes? A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: (whispering) How come I don't know?

A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant ......B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me, I'm like your dad again, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, your dad is like me, I'm your dad, you're your dad, I'm your ......dad, I'm your

B: You get out of here!!

Ma Ji, Tang Jiezhong's classic cross talk: "New Geographical Map".

Tang Jiezhong: Hey! You said.

Ma Ji: My sister quickly grabbed a Sumata wax.

Tang Jiezhong: Can this wax work?

Ma Ji: A real brand.

Tang Jiezhong: What?

Maddy: Greece.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Ma Ji: When I lit it, I saw a piece of Yangon.

Tang Jiezhong: I can light up the hall.

Ma Ji: There are a lot of fruits in the house to entertain me.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of fruits are there?

Ma Ji: The first set was Congo.

Tang Jiezhong: Can you bite?

Ma Ji: It's delicious.

Tang Jiezhong: Let's try it.

Ma Ji: I'll take a bite when I pick it up, ouch.

Tang Jiezhong: What's wrong?

Marty: my Spain.

Tang Jiezhong: You're too anxious.

Ma Ji: I'll eat the second plate.

Tang Jiezhong: What is the second set?

Ma Ji: The second set was Paris.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh? Paris? What does it smell like?

Maj: Lebanon.

Tang Jiezhong: What is Lebanon?

Ma Ji: My aunt brought me another plate of local souvenirs.

Tang Jiezhong: What?

Mati: Nicaragua.

Tang Jiezhong: Hey, I've never eaten this kind of melon.

Ma Ji: It's so sweet, it flows down the corners of my mouth and flows out of Miru.

Tang Jiezhong: It's gluttonous.

Ma Ji: At this time, my aunt pulled me to the restaurant and let me eat.

Tang Jiezhong: It's really blessed.

Ma Ji: They prepared a few dishes for me.

Tang Jiezhong: What kind of dishes?

Ma Ji: A crispy Luo shirt chicken, a steamed Stegol mushroom, a plate of turtles, a plate of shrimp fried Jordan.

Tang Jiezhong: These dishes.

Ma Ji: I love to eat so much, and then I ate dumplings.

Tang Jiezhong: How much do you eat?

Ma Ji: There are more than 10 Verde dumplings, and my stomach is bulging.

Tang Jiezhong: Mongolia went there.

Ma Ji: I stretched my neck and hit a few Pragues.

Tang Jiezhong: Who told you to eat so much?

Ma Ji: I ate too much and couldn't sleep.

Tang Jiezhong: You deserve it.

Ma Ji: At this time, the Everest wind was blowing outside.

Tang Jiezhong: This wind is strong enough.

Ma Ji: My aunt is afraid that I will ask the nanny to bring the quilt.

Tang Jiezhong: Who is the nanny?

Madji: Daressalam. At that time, I was laid in Sarajevo.

Tang Jiezhong: It's such a big bed.

Ma Ji: When I went in, it was really a Rio hearth, and after a while I was out of Afghanistan and still couldn't sleep.

Tang Jiezhong: What's wrong?

Ma Ji: I have a stomachache.

Tang Jiezhong: Hurry up and go to the toilet.

Ma Ji: yes, I went to the toilet and pulled that Macau.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh?

Matthi: There's someone in there.

Tang Jiezhong: Who?

Maji: My uncle Arabia is in there.

Tang Jiezhong: What did he say?

Matthie: I'll go out, you come in again, let's go London.

Tang Jiezhong: Huh? Squatting in turns

This is now advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma: Look, what's going on like this, no, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.

I saw everyone's Ejiao look at the recognition.

Niu Herd: Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests. The on-site office of our point subsidiary is now open.

Feng Gong: Hey! It's a new thing. As the name suggests, ahhh What do you do with your subsidiary?

Feng Gong: Mr. Niu.

Cow herd: Mr. Lu Xun has a high opinion of our old cow family.

Feng Gong: How do you say that?

Cows: Cows, which eat grass.

Feng Gong: It's milk that is squeezed.

Herd: I'm not, I'm milk.

Feng Gong: What is squeezed out is grass.

Herd: It's the idea of squeezing. People give the nickname "Pip Cow".

Feng Gong: "Pip Cow", "Pip Cow" is you! You are the big name in today's society. "Pip Cow" who doesn't know, anyway I don't know.

Cow Herd: Look at what that means, you don't trust our company.

Feng Gong: Oops! It's not that I'm not too trusting, I'm too distrustful.

A: Your parents are still alive.

B: It's all outside of your body!

Traditional cross talk "Fu Shou Quan".

"Struggle" I allow you to enter my heart, but you are not allowed to run around in my heart.

If you ask a question, you should adopt it as a satisfactory answer in time, please respect the labor of others, thank you.

！Yu Qian: That's good!

Guo Degang: Get up early and finish the work in the dark, and people will come to accept it, and they won't pay us for life or death!

Yu Qian: The quality is not good?

Guo Degang: I started to take down the drawings, and people asked me to repair the well!

Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”

Baby: "Hmm".

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”

Baby: "5 years old".

Thief: "What's your name?" ”

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".

Thief: "Do you know me?" ”

Baby: "I don't know".

Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”

The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "It's so good-looking".

The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."

The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”

The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”

Baby: "Take it".

Mother: "Who?" ”

Baby: "Teasing you".

You can listen to the five rats of the rush hour in Tokyo, and it's good if you have time.

1. Chongqing Forest: I don't know when it started, there is a date on everything, saury will expire, canned meat will expire, even plastic wrap will expire, I began to wonder, in this world, what else will not expire?

2, "New Love": I think life is the most important, so in my heart, there is nothing that cannot be solved. Not everyone can be lucky to live their ideal life, of course it's good to have a building and a car, but don't you cry?

So, we have to enjoy the life we live.

3, "Lover": When you can't control others, you have to control yourself, racing is the same as being a person, sometimes you have to stop, sometimes you have to rush.

4. "Long Vacation": When life is unsatisfactory, it is a long vacation given by God, and you should enjoy the holiday at this time. When suddenly one day the holiday is over, the time comes to work, and life really begins.

The lesson of "Hitting **", the thirteenth lesson of the second volume of the fifth grade.

Uncle, how is the United States going? "Then who knows......Ask the village chief to go! ”

2 You don't need electricity when you are louder!

3 Don't go away after a while, but go to dinner—whoever goes will pay.

4 Crosstalk is good! Promote truth, goodness, beauty, and righteousness.

5 There are more than 1,000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman, and after the continuous efforts of our actors over the years, there are still more than 400 pieces left.

6 Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child in our neighborhood who can Chinese English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic, ......Anyway, sitting with the Eight-Nation Alliance and scolding the street, he can't do the same! Tell him that you can listen to cross talk.

Don't go! Do not understand! "The law doesn't care that I would have killed him a long time ago!

I can't understand cross talk in foreign languages of seven or eight countries!

7 The house where he lived was so damaged that when it rained, it was a matter of death: it rained in the house in a small rain outside, and it rained heavily outside in the house, and sometimes the rain was so great that the whole family went out into the streets to take shelter from the rain.

8 If you will give up your death, I will be willing to bury it.