Excuse me, who knows where there is a drowning prevention cross talk, and the sketch is okay Please,

A: Yo, isn't this a little X?

B: Yo, it's little X, what have you been busy with lately?

A: Hey, it's nothing, playing chess, I haven't seen your old man anymore, is he okay?

B: Thanks to you, I'm still tough.

A: Your dad also likes to play chess.

B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.

B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...

B: Isn't that a draw?

A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?

B: Huh?? So what's going on?

A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.

B: What's the idea?

A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”

B: I haven't heard of it!

A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me and me.

Take my gentleman, your father... Your father is like me again, I am your father again, your father is like me, I am your father.

Your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, my father is like me, and your father is like me.

I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father, your father is like me, I am your father...

B: you!!

I've been looking for a long time but can't find it! Take a look at the extracurricular books yourself, or pay more attention to them! There are really few about this kind of cross talk! There is nothing I can do about it!

A double reed sketch with the theme of "preventing drowning" - don't joke with life.

2011-06-08 21:44:17|Category:Script|Tag: Wooden sign swimming drowning prohibition double reed|Font size subscription.

This skit is given to those who ignore the warning signs, and we hope that everyone will obey the signs. 】

Cast list: Japanese group: A acting, B speaking. Discourage the combination of people A: 1 act, 2 speak. Persuade group member B: A acts, B says. Wooden signs.

Dear friends, I am from Japan and am now traveling in China. I speak Mandarin very standardly. (Why do you say that his Mandarin is standard, because he is a foreigner, and his Mandarin is not standard, but he insists that he is standard.)

You can envy my handsomeness, but you can't steal my chic.

Wooden sign No swimming, no swimming.

A and B said) Oh, there's a talking wooden sign, go and see (walk over) Wow, what a big lake, so I can have a good time.

Wooden sign No swimming, no swimming.

A and B said) Hmph, if you don't let me swim, I won't swim. When I'm stupid, I'm biased.

Wooden sign No swimming, no swimming.

A and B said) Don't make trouble, go and go. (Slap Lee, Lee immediately turns).

Wooden brand Jap, Jap.

A and B said) Bagaya Road, dare to scold me (slap Li again, Li turns).

Wooden Signs: You die, you die.

A plays B and says) You, you, you, hum. Delayed my great time swimming. (Talking, walking towards the lake, and walking back) It's too cheap for you, kick you and walk again. (kicks Lee).

Wood Oh My Gard! (Say, fall.) ）

1 speech 2 speech) Look, there's a wooden sign there.

A and B said) yes, yes, let's go and ask what's going on.

They walked over).

1 speech and 2 talks) wooden cards, wooden cards, what's wrong with you, who beat you all over your body.

Wooden sign Woo woo, woo woo.

It's all hateful Japanese.

I kindly reminded him.

He also insisted on swimming.

Woooo

It's hard to be a good person.

A speech B said) Do you hear me? It's the hateful Japanese.

1 speech 2 said) Well, I heard it, when I was deaf.

A and B said) Ahhh

1 speech and 2 speeches) (A speech B speaking) Look, it's the hateful Japanese.

Hmph, I've already reminded him, who told him that he didn't have a little sense of drowning prevention. Let him drink more water until he is full.

1 speech 2 said) Although he is very hateful, human life is at stake.

Well, I think we'd better save him.

After being rescued, ......

A and B said) Oh, thank you so much.

A and B said) No thanks, you can't swim in the forbidden area in the future.

A and B said) I know, and I will definitely follow the advice of the wooden card in the future.

Wooden card Hahaha, hahaha.

I reminded you a long time ago.

It's you who don't cherish.

Drowning prevention is a university issue.

Be sure to remember it later.

Wooden Pai (A Speech B Talk) (1 Speech 2 Talk) (A Speech B Talk) Private pond, unsafe, a river of water can not be drunk, young people go to Huangquan.