What are the little jokes, introduce, there are some short little jokes

Nonsensical funny words 1The big dog holding my sister in front of you let Jean block the view 2Regardless of the white cat, the black cat is a good mouse as long as it can catch the cat 3In the past, it was popular to wear black red shoes in our school 4A driver who doesn't want to be a chef is not a good doctor.

Creative original hand-drawn animation "The Story of the Rabbit" has a short story with philosophy.

126 jokes are updated throughout the day.

Tang Seng and the four of them took a plane to travel, and the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes So, Tang Seng said, everyone come to answer the question, and jump down if you can't answer Tang Seng: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many moons are there in the sky?

Sha Seng: One

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Bajie on the side is so happy, such a simple question

Tang Seng: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Bajie jumped

Tang Seng: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?

Wukong: 1949

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful

Tang Seng: Sha Seng, how many people died in the Liberation War?

Sha Monks: 2.5 million

Tang Seng: Okay, I'll give you a handful too

Tang Seng: Bajie, what are the names of the 2.5 million people?

..Bajie had no choice but to jump again.

2. One day, the four Tang monks and apprentices took another plane. The plane had another emergency failure and was about to fall.

There were only three parachutes on the plane, and Tang Seng said: "Eight precepts."

Zhu Bajie immediately jumped down.

3. One day, the four Tang monks and apprentices took another plane. The plane had another emergency failure and was about to fall.

Tang Seng said: "Eight precepts."

Zhu Bajie jumped down.

Tang Seng shouted under the plane: "Eight precepts!" I want to tell you that we have four parachutes this time. ”

4. One day, the four Tang monks and apprentices took another plane. The plane is about to fall in an emergency breakdown again.

There were still only three parachutes on board. Bajie said: "Master, how many hairs do I have?" ”

(1) Mom said to Toby: "You see how industrious the ants are, they never waste time playing. ”

Toby asked, "But why do I always come across them every time I go on an outing?" ”

2) A little girl cried loudly when she heard her father's voice for the first time in **. Her mother hurriedly asked, "Son, what's wrong?" ”

"Mother," cried the little girl, "how can we save Daddy from such a little hole?" ”

3) Wei Wei's family bought a new gas pump, and the neighbors around him came to borrow the gas pump from Wei Wei's father to pump the bicycle. Wei Wei looked worried and said: "Dad, everyone has come to borrow the gas bag, and the gas in the gas bag will run out in the future, so what should I do?" ”

4) Long Long saw Feifei and Miao Miao playing chess, and thought it was very funny. He went home and said to his mother, "Mom, teach me to play chess." ”

Yes. To learn chess, you have to be patient, both sides have seven kinds of chess pieces: generals, soldiers, phases, rooks, horses, artillery, and soldiers, and the way of moving is different, so you have to learn one by one. ”

No! I don't learn how to move, I specialize in how to win. ”

5) Mother's Day is approaching, and the three Pierre brothers plan to give their mother a gift. But this was the first time they had given a gift to their mother, and I didn't know what she liked. So, one evening, Pierre said to his mother, who was sitting under the lamp knitting a sweater

Mom, what kind of gifts do you like? ”

Mom: "I just want three obedient children." ”

When Pierre heard this, his eyes widened in surprise and he said, "Mother, if this is the case, won't we have six brothers?" ”

6) Dad: "Now there are ten oranges, three have been eaten, how many are left?" ”

Son: "I don't know, we always use apples as an example at school. ”

1. In the morning, I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and I asked the vendor, "Have you ever used pesticides for this dish?" The peddler thought for a moment and said, "I guess I can't beat it." ”

2. Playing a game of playing the back of my hand with a female colleague, I accidentally caught her hand and broke a little epidermis, and then the female colleague took out her mobile phone with a serious face, just when I thought she was going to take a picture and send it to the circle of friends to accuse me....I saw her searching on the Internet: Do I need to get a rabies vaccine if I was caught by a single dog?

3. Recently, I came to my relatives, and I had an awkward relationship with my boyfriend when I was uncomfortable, and it lasted for a week, and I have been haunted by dead skin in the last two days! I didn't bother to pay attention to him, so I pointed to the broken air conditioner and said: Men are big pigs' trotters, just like a broken air conditioner, I want to blow hot air when I'm hot, and I want to blow a cool breeze when I'm cold!

The boyfriend was also angry and said: You are not even as good as the air conditioner, at least it knows how to blow.

4. I found a fortune teller to tell me a hexagram, he looked at it and said, "This brother, you must have been born in the early hours of the morning." "I was amazed

How do you calculate so accurately? He stroked his beard and said, "Because one to three o'clock in the morning is ugly."

5. A classmate of mine, some time ago, sold a house in Beijing, no matter how the family stopped it, it was useless to ask him why, he said: Just this suite, I can't live in the future, and I can't afford to buy it, it's better to buy a dozen sets in my hometown county, and I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail! It wasn't until I heard two days ago that he opened a bathing center, and I figured it out!

6. One day I asked my mother, "Mom, what am I to you?" My mom glanced at me, "Mom, I'm retarded."

7. After a long flight of more than ten hours, I finally arrived as I wished, Los Angeles, USA, ah! In the United States, when I smelled the air they were talking about, it was extremely sweet, and there was no smog at all, so I took off the thick mask I wore in China and put on a thick body armor!