Jokes about Garfield, Garfield s story

Garfield classic quotes.

1. Shhhh

2. You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.

3. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

4. Garfield is certainly not made for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be made for Garfield.

5. Odie, let's go eat ice cream, but you'll have to watch me eat it.

6. I should be polite to Odi. - Kick Indi) - I'm sorry, Odi? Now I do.

7. I can't let that chicken write after my name.

8. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

9. Odi, let's go, let's go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

10. It's not terrible to have a big belly, but it's terrible that there are no good things in your stomach.

11. With pasta, who will eat mice?

12. "Odie is shivering from the cold outside the window, it's pitiful. I can't bear to see him like this. No, can I sit idly by? I had to do something. Garfield closed the curtains.

13. You can let the kitten leave the patty, but you can't let the patty leave the kitten.

14. If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.

15. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it and it's gone.

16. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.

17. (deep ......Am I dreaming? ——Rush to your "bed" and lift the quilt ......I wasn't sleeping without me in ......the quilt

18. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

19. It's great to have fun with this kind of exercise that doesn't make you gain weight.

20. People who fail are characterized by constantly failing. If you want to see his failures, he won't let you down.

It doesn't matter, isn't it so far, little ks, to be eternally determined, yes, still not going.

I should be polite to Odi. - Kick Indi) - I'm sorry, Odi? Now I do.

There's one such story in Garfield.

Someday. Garfield is lost.

Sold to a pet store.

It was afraid that Jon would be very sad.

So it's painful.

But. Someday.

Jon walked into the pet store.

Saw Garfield.

Be chuffed to bits. Take it home. Happy ending.

The end of the story.

Garfield looked at the sunset and said a word.

I'll never ask Jon why he walked into the pet store that day. ”

A lazy, seemingly mature, inner world rich cartoon cat.

Garfield is a fictional character who appears in the comic Garfield and its spin-offs, and is an orange, fat cat that eats human food. It likes to eat in large quantities, sleep for long periods of time, watch TV, dance on the fence, and play tricks on Ody and Jon.

Garfield is non-verbal, and he uses his imagination to communicate with readers and non-human animals in the comics (and also with scales). In the early stage, he walked on all fours, and in the later stage, he was more human, and he switched to upright walking.