Let s talk about some jokes that only guitar learners can understand?

When I was in junior high school, I played the guitar at the school party, and then, all kinds of boys in the same class liked to use it as a topic to talk about all kinds of embarrassing ......

One day, a very rich male classmate in our class who likes to show off came to me and said, "Does your guitar have chords?" I:?

Him: I guess you don't know (show off face) I know a master who has a lot of chords on his guitar, balabala. I:?

Him: I'll introduce you to you when I have a chance! Let me show you!

Later, I was fortunate to meet his master friend, probably a comrade who had studied for three years but seemed to be only at the level of a month, and his mouth was full of cgamfcgc.

True. When I was a freshman in high school, the New Year's Day art show was a stage for thousands of people in the school. There is a sophomore senior finger playing big guy who plays a song summer and has profound skills.

I played and sang a song called the Blue Lotus. And then I must have admired the fingerstyle boss in my heart.,After all, I've been in contact with the guitar to know that fingerstyle is not easy** After that, the classmate said: Then another one who plays the guitar won't be able to do it at all.。。

I didn't sing for a long time, and I didn't know what I was doing sitting there (there was still a problem with the sound at the time, and the guitar was very small), or you were amazing. At that time, I was confused.

I once had dinner with a friend, because I had just washed my hands, and after my hands were dry, my fingers were all worn off, and as you know, the tatters of my fingertips were double, and my friends felt sorry for me when they saw me playing the guitar. I bought a set of paddles, and I was very kind to buy paddles of various thicknesses. I was witty enough to tell me that with the paddles, my hands would not be so uncomfortable in the future.

Although the pick never worked, I am very grateful to this friend and asked me why I only play and not sing.

A few buddies went out for supper, and saw the little brother on the side of the road playing the guitar, and one buddy said, "What are you playing, it's not technical at all, you just mess around with the strings back and forth"! I said that people are sweeping the rhythm type "down, down, down, down"!

Forehead ......A girl in the same class asked me to teach her the guitar, in the spirit of helpfulness I agreed, and then told her, you can save money to buy a guitar of one or two hundred, after all, she is to play, but also a middle school student, buy expensive is not enough, she was thundered at that time, she said, I don't want to buy, I said, then how do you play? She said, you just teach me me:?? How to teach?

How to teach? Then I said, then you look for the score, and she said: You just teach me why is it so troublesome?

I:? Forgive me for being stupid.

After learning the guitar, you only need to understand the following two sentences, and you will be able to play the ukulele immediately: The ukulele is equivalent to the guitar with a permanent capo shift in the fifth fret, and the fifth and sixth strings are reduced on the guitar. The ukulele is swept back and forth with the index finger.

Me: "It's time for your kid's guitar strings to change."

Parent: "Do you still need to change the strings of the guitar?" ”

Parent: "Teacher, the conditions in my family are not good, and the piano is too expensive, so let the child learn electric guitar."

I:? When you learn the electric guitar, you know how poor you are.

In this way, I thought of more than ten years ago, haha, I practiced fingering at home a few years ago, and after a while, my grandfather came over and turned off the electricity directly, and said, "You are money" when this thing rings, and resolutely do not let it be plugged in, depressed, and then the owner of the layer thought of a way, bought two rolls of wires, and pulled the electricity to the mountains at home to practice.

Talking about a person over 30 years old who can understand playing the electric guitar, a buddy went to the store and wanted to buy glue, but he opened his mouth and said, boss, come to a box of 505...

Once, at a school art performance, a few minutes before I went on stage, my table mate came to me and said, "Yuexiao, there are 6 knobs on your guitar that are loose, I twisted it for you a few times and it still doesn't tighten it, you can twist it yourself" I TM .........Because of being at the same table, I finally succeeded in becoming the finale