Let s talk about some interesting things about your table that make you laugh until you suffocate yo

What impressed me more was my tablemate Sha Yan in the second year of junior high school, and I was assigned to her in the second year of junior high school, because I was more introverted, she had a more cheerful personality, and soon we got to know each other so well that we talked about everything, often making jokes without depth, and acting out of line and not caring about each other. She has long hair, I used to love to play with her hair, and then after a semester, there were a lot of small couples among the classmates at that time, but they were not public, I envy them, and I had a recess when I somehow had a head cramp and said that we are in love! She thought I was joking, so she said yes.

As a result, the homeroom teacher came in and heard it, her eyes looking at the two of us, I still have a shadow in my heart, but she is the teacher's darling, and if she finds something wrong, she immediately took me to explain to the teacher, and this matter is over, but we have left a resounding reputation among our classmates, after all, dare to be the teacher's face to deal with the object, ordinary people can't do it, hehe.

At that time, I was in the first grade of elementary school, and the teacher was in class above, and my table mate and I were playing with flower sticks under the table, which was cut into small sticks with willow branches and carved into a pattern of flowers. Another time, I was in the third grade, and my table mate was also from our village, and she came to me to go to school, and she beat me to tears on the way, and I cried and went home to my father and told him that I was not going to school anymore, and it was naïve at that time. Another time, I was in junior high school, we were both staying at that time, I was too fat at that time, I actually broke my pants, or she helped me sew my pants, otherwise I would have lost the adult, thank you so much.

When I was in middle school, the same table was a girl, I still remember that it was a Chinese class, the teacher accidentally touched the white chalk foam on the nose, some students laughed, the teacher said, what are you laughing at, pay attention to the lecture, I saw that I didn't laugh at the same table, so I wrote a note to me, unfortunately the teacher looked back and saw it, so I read it in front of my classmates, I don't know what was written, I had no choice but to open and read, the teacher's nose, the classmates laughed, and the result was, we were punished to stand until the end of class.

The fun time was in elementary school and junior high school, when there was no homework in primary school, and the most interesting thing was to climb the tree with the same table after school, in the bird's nest to get the eggs to catch the birds, regardless of the old birds, they flew around in a hurry, we didn't pay attention to it, sometimes on the tree of more than ten meters, the pants were torn, and went home by the parents scolded and sometimes had to beat a few times, but when I thought of catching birds, my heart was still happy, we went to catch fish with the same table after school, and went to catch fish in the small river, to catch frogs and catch loaches in the field, Once I was caught by a crab, it was really painful, the joy of elementary school made us unforgettable, and now my table mate and I have started a family with the economy.

My tablemate, winter hand frostbite itching can't work, I just have an unhappy knife, he told me to cut a knife on his finger to let the bleeding not itch, I really can't get down, my back classmate snatched the knife and said let me come, the knife is too blunt and cut two knives without bleeding, the same table quickly said, brother don't cut, fortunately the knife is not fast or call you to scratch, you are cutting pig's trotters.

When I was in junior high school, it was a mix of boys and girls, and there were red desks and chairs in the classroom, so I wondered, my stool was always peeling off the paint, always rubbing on my pants, and I was depressed for more than two years, until one day, I saw the girl at the same table hurriedly change her stool with mine, and then ran to the toilet with her little belly.

I remember when I was in junior high school, I was sitting in the back row, the back door of our classroom was glass, and our teacher often quietly looked at the discipline of our class from there.

We were a small group of four people, and I was the leader, and suddenly one day he said to me, "You are the head of the pig, the head of the pig." "Admittedly, he seems to have forgotten that I am now his team leader.

Actually, it's quite a lot, my last Tongzhong Li table, now it's not, it's a man, I'm a woman. 1.During class, I touched the stomach of my tablemate while the teacher was not paying attention, and after a while, I said to him meaningfully, "Congratulations on your happiness, or twins," and he ignored me instantly.

2.He and I often coil each other's hair when we get out of class, I can't cross him, so I pinch him, I pinch people very much, the meat is about to pinch off, and his arm still has traces of me pinching the scum (I have been separated from him for more than half a year). Obviously, the biggest reason why we were late was because I pinched him, and he reported me to the teacher that I was abusing him