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One day, when the director of the psychiatric hospital heard that the leaders were coming to the hospital today to inspect the work, he called all the mentally ill patients out to give a lecture, saying: In the afternoon, important leaders will come to inspect the work, and everyone should give me a good performance. If you behave well, you will have meat buns to eat tonight, and if one of them goes wrong, then there will be no meat buns to eat.

Remember? The patients below shouted together: Remember!

In the afternoon, the leaders arrived on time, and as soon as the dean coughed, all the patients applauded together, and the atmosphere was very warm. Then the dean stomped his feet, and all the patients stopped together, very neatly. Only the leader walked forward with a smile and applause, and the dean was satisfied.

But at this time, a patient who looked like Schwarzeng suddenly rushed out of the crowd, strode in front of the leader, slapped the leader with a round arm, and roared angrily: Don't you want to eat meat buns?

A woman went to tell her fortunes, and the fortune teller told her:"You have a bad omen", the woman's frightened shock:"Then I'll take it off quickly. "

One day, the general asked Bill: "What is the Motherland?" Bill: "It's my mother!" The general nodded in satisfaction. Then he asked Peter, "What is the fatherland?" Peter: "The motherland is Bill's mother!" "The general is dizzy.

The shortest and funniest joke in the world: wear someone else's shoes, go your own way, and let them find it!

The landlord is a big handsome guy, how about it.

There is a family in which the father has a son named Pan Xindou, a daughter named Chi Pan, a grandson named Pan Liangzi, and a granddaughter named Pan Nuoting. Later, when my father died, they asked a Xiucai to read out his name at the funeral, but this Xiucai was very poor and didn't know the words. He thought, forget it, there is reading at the same time.

So, he read it aloud: "Filial son."

Fanjin bucket. When the filial son heard this, he was taken aback and thought, "Is there such a habit here?"

Do dead people do somersaults? He had to do a somersault. Xiucai read again:

Filial piety, too. He didn't know how to pronounce 'Shi', and the filial daughter shouted, "I'm going to turn it too?"

At this time, Xiucai thought of the reading of the word 'clan' and said happily: "clan." The filial daughter reluctantly flipped a somersault.

Xiucai saw that it was the habit of this village, and the dead had to do somersaults, and said with a smile: "The people in this village are really strange. So he went on reading:

Filial piety, twice. Xiaosun also reluctantly flipped two. When the granddaughter saw it, she thought:

Wow! One is better than the other, so I'd better hurry up now. Just as she wanted to leave, Xiucai shouted:

Filial piety granddaughter, don't run, Fanbuting!! ”

Walking down the street, there was a car accident behind me, and one person was hit and flesh flew sideways, me and my little friend....Huh, where's my little friend??!

There is a reading question in the primary school Chinese exam paper, to the effect that a mother who endured all kinds of hardships for her children and finally died. After reading, students are asked to say a few words to their mothers on Qingming Festival in a year's time. A primary school student wrote:

I wish my mother a happy Qingming Festival, as blessed as the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan! ”。

In the world, I often hear these two sentences "It's about your" and "It's about my", and I know how busy [Fart] is.

You are like a well, two horizontally and vertically.