Tell me what it s like to have a friend who loves to fart around.

Updated on society 2024-04-07
31 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    The biggest experience was just shopping and shopping, and suddenly he just stood there and didn't leave! Walking down the street, he is like a bus, stopping one stop at a time!

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    It's just that I feel that I was born in a particularly dirty place, surrounded by these smells, and I feel very uncomfortable.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    He's the kind of stinking and loud serial fart. One poof, another poof, after 2 minutes. I can tolerate the sound, mainly because of the "smelly" smell, how to describe the taste?

    emm, it's the sour taste of spoiled noodles and rotten vegetables and fruits. Well, this taste is not strong, it lasts for a long time, and after smelling it, you will want to vomit when you turn out a puff of stomach acid from your stomach. Many times I have asked him to after smelling this fart, but he can't pull it out.

    Only non-stop fart. Many times I want to break up, but the reason here seems naïve, after all, I am a mature and stable person.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    I'm used to it, I don't feel anything about him farting, but if he doesn't let it go one day, I feel awkward.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    The experience is that I was frightened when I first lived together, thinking that he was leaking, and I was still thinking that I was obviously not a boyfriend who bought it from **, why did it still leak? Every morning when I wake up, I am startled by a super loud fart, and my ears are ringing!

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    As soon as he suddenly didn't move, I knew he was ready to fart. The experience just stinks, but what can I do, he didn't fart before.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    I have a female girlfriend, that is, I love to fart, eating and eating, I heard a bang, when you ate fragrant, she came to a fart meal really no appetite, once I went to the movie with her, I saw the excitement of the scene, I was in tears, my female classmate came to a very loud fart, at that time the people who watched the movie were laughing.

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    Every time I fart, I had to beat him up, and then once, I let out a discontinuous fart, I was indignant, he said with a shameful face, I endured it for a long time, I really couldn't hold back.

  9. Anonymous users2024-01-30

    I just don't want to eat with him, I can't eat, I fart when I eat, and you can't stop him.

  10. Anonymous users2024-01-29

    You can be given a tasteful "surprise" anytime and anywhere, every time you kick it over, and then silently wait for the smell to dissipate.

  11. Anonymous users2024-01-28

    You don't need an alarm clock to wake up on time in the morning! Because there will be an alarm clock reminder like the sound of firecrackers, just like a free ** meeting, the picture is too beautiful to think.

  12. Anonymous users2024-01-27

    The reason why people need to fart is because the gas in the intestines needs to be discharged, so under normal circumstances, the food is healthy and digested normally, and the gas in the intestines is not too much, when frequent farting means that there is a problem with the digestive system, or the intestinal inflammation caused by unhygienic food, or the intestinal activity is weakened due to the imbalance of digestive juice secretion, in short, these will cause some waste gas in the intestine to be discharged normally with the digestive residue, so the gas in the intestine becomes more, and it evolves into frequent fart.

  13. Anonymous users2024-01-26

    Although farting is a normal physiological function of a person, for people who fart excessively, that is, for more than 6 or 10 days, it is excluded from eating some gas-producing foodsThe possible reason is that there are already some conditions in the body, and the excessive number of farts is precisely one of the manifestations of physical abnormalities, so we should keep concerned about the health of the body.

    In traditional cultures, it is not possible to speak while eating. There is some truth to this. Because when we are talking to someone during a meal, it is easy to swallow more of the air along with the object.

    That is, it will cause us to "eat" a lot of gas. This leads to either stomach bloating or an increase in the number of farts.

    Indigestion should be a common trait in many people who fart a lot. For people with indigestion, due to the defect of gastrointestinal function, it is often manifested as insufficient secretion of digestive juices. Insufficient secretion of digestive juices means that food is not adequately broken down and absorbed.

    When food that cannot be digested and absorbed accumulates in the intestines, the food is fermented in the intestines. Fermentation produces gas, which is manifested in an increase in the number of farts. Therefore, among the people who have an increase in the number of farts for a long time, the people with indigestion should account for a large proportion.

    In addition to indigestion, a similar problem is constipation. People with constipation are unable to excrete stool in time, so in addition to the body repeatedly absorbing stool and causing toxins to accumulate in the body, it will also allow food residues to further ferment in the intestines to produce gas.

    Of course, there are also reasons such as lactose intolerance, menopause, etc., which can also lead to an increase in the number of farts.

  14. Anonymous users2024-01-25

    If you eat relatively quickly and eat a lot of air, your body will expel your qi in a variety of strange ways. Eating too much gas-producing food. In the process of fermentation and decomposition of lactose, intestinal bacteria produce a large amount of gas, which causes farting.

    If food is not digested and broken down in our body in a timely and effective manner, it will fart. As you get older, your digestive ability decreases, and you can also fart. If there is no way to excrete the toxins and garbage in the intestines in time, it will fart.

  15. Anonymous users2024-01-24

    When the digestive secretion in the body is reduced, the food cannot be digested and decomposed in a timely and effective manner in the body, and if it stays for too long, it is easy to ferment and produce a large amount of gas. Causes symptoms of bloating, hiccups, and increased farting.

  16. Anonymous users2024-01-23

    No, the occurrence of some gastrointestinal diseases will increase the number of farts in the body, such as gastroenteritis.

  17. Anonymous users2024-01-22

    No, I don't have indigestion, and I'm not a menopausal person, so my bowels are active.

  18. Anonymous users2024-01-21

    No, I generally don't fart often as long as I don't eat sweet potatoes, and some friends with bad stomach can fart more often.

  19. Anonymous users2024-01-20

    After eating too many gas-producing foods, the most common foods should be onions, sweet potatoes, beans, and some greasy foods.

  20. Anonymous users2024-01-19

    If you don't pay attention to eating, eat too much gas-producing food, lactose intolerance, indigestion, menopause, long-term constipation, and the garbage toxins in the intestines cannot be discharged from the body in time, and will be repeatedly absorbed by the body, which is not conducive to physical health.

  21. Anonymous users2024-01-18

    Fart is a physiological phenomenon, not that he or she loves to fart!

  22. Anonymous users2024-01-17

    Farts are very common in daily life, but few people know that farts come from. Farts are a good body in the gut of adults. Most of these gases are expelled from the body through farting.

    There are two main ones**. The first is accidentally swallowing gas through the mouth while eating, drinking, and talking. These gases, which enter the stomach, are expelled from the body through burping.

    The other part is that the gas in the intestines is excreted from the body through farting. These are two ways in which the human body emits gases. So, as embarrassing as farting is, it's normal as long as the frequency and frequency are normal.

    Possible reasons why some people fart a lot:

    1. Caused by some dietary habits.

    Some individual eating habits can also lead to an increase in the frequency of farting, which is a normal physiological phenomenonThese include overeating, gobbling up, eating too fast, or talking while eating, etc. These eating habits will lead to an increase in the frequency of farting.

    2. Eat foods that are easy to fart.

    Some foods are prone to gas, and as we say in our daily lives, onions fart easily. After entering the body, these foods produce more gas, which will increase the gas in the intestines and stomach and involuntarily excrete it through farts. Other foods such as sweet potatoes, soy products, and some dairy products are prone to gas.

    4. Digestive system problems.

    Another point that people are more concerned about is whether the increase in farting is related to health, mainly the digestive system. When dyspepsia occurs, gastrointestinal peristalsis weakens, intestinal bacteria fermentation accelerates, gas is easily produced, and farting is frequent. There are also some elderly people who are often constipated.

    Food scraps stay too long, causing these foods to ferment in the body and produce gas, which is also the reason why they fart a lot.

  23. Anonymous users2024-01-16

    If you fart too often, you may have a physical problem and should go to the hospital in time.

  24. Anonymous users2024-01-15

    It is possible that the body has accumulated some toxins over a long period of time, which causes this.

  25. Anonymous users2024-01-14

    This person generally has physical problems, and their digestion is very bad.

  26. Anonymous users2024-01-13

    I think farting is a way to detoxify, not something wrong with the body.

  27. Anonymous users2024-01-12

    No, it may be because of the poisonous gas in the body that needs to be rejected.

  28. Anonymous users2024-01-11

    Frequent farting is caused by excessive cold in the human body, which leads to gas accumulation.

  29. Anonymous users2024-01-10

    I think I should ask the doctor, do you think that's the case?

  30. Anonymous users2024-01-09

    No, it is a normal reaction of the body to emit toxic substances.

  31. Anonymous users2024-01-08

    No, I guess I usually like to eat things that are easy to fart, such as sweet potatoes.

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