Seeking classics Humorous sentences, not more than classics

1. As a typical failure, you are too successful! 2. If you can't reach it, try it with your left foot on your right foot. 3. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died a long time ago!

4. You say. You like me? In fact. I started out. Actually, I am. Well, I'll tell you, but I actually like my own.

5. Do you drink water, or drink water, or drink water? Take your pick! 6. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to the grass boat and borrow arrows! 7, this revenge is not revenge, it is difficult to swallow this evil breath.

B: So how can you choke your breath?

In addition to love, there are also turnips in other people's fields!

The essence of patience is that if you want to make a cheap profit, you will earn it, and if you want to be shameless, you will be shameless, whatever. What I can give to you, I give; I can't give it, you find someone else to go. As for whether others give it or not, that's your business.

Stand in your own corner and pretend to be a passerby.

I couldn't find an umbrella I liked, and I'd rather get drenched in the rain.

1.Be happy when you're alive, because we're going to die for a long, long time!

2.I don't hold grudges, and I usually report it on the spot!

3.The old lady not only has a car, but also ...... it by herself

4.Don't look for me for anything, and don't look for me for anything.

5.Kill the panda, me.

It's a national treasure!

I'm very simple, I don't like to talk, and sometimes there is a little melancholy in my eyes."

The line is made in thought, and the destruction is followed".

Memories are beautiful not because of the memory itself, but because of the memory that has him."

There are six kinds of people in the world: thinking after doing, thinking while doing, thinking and doing again, not wanting to do it, not doing it if you think about it, and not wanting to do it".

Philosis (o)! Swastika 42: A wise man.

It's just a waste of your time to save money. 43: Something.

It's buried in memory. Until I suddenly look back. will have the feeling of yesterday.

There are people. It's in the heart. This is too.

Why nightmares wake up. It's not the head that hurts. It hurts, but it's the heart.

44: People who love each other. The one who died first.

It's never possible to know how sad the one who lives is. And alive. I can't realize how reluctant the dead one is.

45: Next life. You are the butcher.

I make pigs. With my blood in the afterlife. Pay back the tears owed to you in this life.

46: Restless emotions, who will write for me? 83：

The biggest difference between me and Han Han is that he went to high school, while I only went to elementary school. 84: It's not that I'm not keeping my word, it's that they've strayed from the position I had promised them.

85: I need more than just a woman around me, so please don't judge my happiness by whether I am married or not. 86：

I want to know so much and know so much. So, I often pretend I don't know anything. 87：

There are no two people who can't be together, only two hearts that can't be together. 88: Memories are just a cruel torture that forces me to have no way to hide.

89: What touched me, even after a few years, can still make me cry. And what once made me happy, even if I went back to yesterday, it was difficult to make me smile.

Do not pick wild flowers by the roadside, and do not pick roses with thorns.

This chat technique is so talented, F: Isn't it? M:

I'm everywhere! F: Dizzy......M:

Come on, get dizzy in my arms, com on baby!F: Hehe...What's your name?

M: I didn't scream, and you didn't insult me? Female:

I'm asking for your name. M: Oh yes, my surname is Nangong and my name is Pengyou, referred to as Nanpengyou!

F: Hehe, friend... M:

Yes, please call me my full name boyfriend ok? Woman: If you don't come, you take advantage of me again...M:

You are not a vegetable in the market, why should I take advantage of you? F: You ......M:

Oh, tears! Actually, that was my stage name just now, my surname is Ni, my name is Lao Gong, are you? Female:

Forehead ......My name is Xiaowei! M: It's you!

F: You know me? M:

Well, I hum you every day! F: What's the matter?

M: Xiaowei, do you know how much I love you...F: Hehe, you're so humorous!

You're so immodest. M: Wrong!

It's me who I'm not hypocritical! F: You're narcissistic!

M: Wrong! I'm confident!

F: I obeyed you...M: I'm 60 kilograms, can you take it?

Female:How old are you? M:

I can't describe it, it's burly! F: I'm asking you how old you are?

M: Twenty-two gets four, four-forty-six, sixteen plus eight minus four, how much does it get? Female:

Hehe, I'm eighteen. M: Eighteen is good!

F: How so? M:

It is said that eighteen eighteen and one flower! F: So what?

M: I dare to pick you up, how? Female:

I'm a rose with thorns, aren't you afraid? M: I can't type the word pa.

Female ** shifting topic): Where are you? M:

Central Plains. F: Uh...Central Plains.

M: I'm ashamed that I don't have a fixed place for my home in the lower four seas! Female:

Really? M: With your wisdom, I can coax you, right?

F: That's what I said...But don't you want to have a real home? M:

Why don't you want to, it's just...F: Just what? M:

It's just that no girl wants to fly with me. F: Go find one!

M: In today's society, true love is hard to find, so how easy is it to talk about it? Female:

Hey, don't be so upset, there will be! M: Will you?

I'm so lonely, I don't know when I'll get rid of it? F: I'm talking to you now, and you're still lonely?

M: No, it feels good, but unfortunately it's only temporary...F: Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to type?

Man: Oh, I'm going to pick your thorny rose. Female:

I've collected the thorns, pluck me home and don't let me wither, can you do it? M: There are two songs that I promise you...Female:

Which two? M: "Xiaowei" and "Flower Messenger".

F: Really? M:

Indeed, this heart world can be seen from the sun and the moon! F: Well, boyfriend!

M: Hehe, it's better to call me Lao Gong! Female:

Hmmm....Husband! M: ShhhhDon't talk about it, wife, someone is watching our conversation!

Woman: Really? Then curse them (them) for a moment, and curse those who peek at our chats How about a happy life?

Male : Well, listen to your wife, and curse the peeking person to be happy for a lifetime.

You can take a look at the Tusky quotes, they work.

In fact, there is no road on the ground, and when there are more people walking, it will be blocked.