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One day, the thousand-armed Kannon said to Venus: "Let's make a bet that whoever loses will be slapped by the other party".

Mom said to Xiao Ming: "Son, Mom taught you a skill, after you learn it, you won't be hungry." Xiao Ming listened to it and wanted to learn, and thought: Then I won't be hungry from now on. So, his mother taught him ...... to eat

Make up your own ......Look ......

There is a story that is scary at the beginning, hilarious in the middle, and sad at the end: once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and in the end he died. Well, isn't it cold...

One day I had dinner with a buddy and a sister, and we chatted.

My sisters said that I was not suitable for wearing certain types of clothes, because my back was not strong enough and not good enough.

Dude said, the back is not good enough, not strong enough, what does this mean?

The sisters said that the back was not good enough, not upright enough, and not so imposing.

Buddy said, the back is not strong enough, and the opposite means that the front is not strong enough. You can find an excuse for that.

My sisters and I thought about it and laughed at the time.

A man saw a cow grazing, and he asked the cow, "What does the grass smell like?" Cow: The grass tastes bad. Man: What does it smell like? Cow: Strawberry flavor...

Xiao Ming walked on the road and saw a bunch of things similar to poop in front of him, he went over to look down carefully, it seemed to be really poop, he was asking carefully, probably poop, he clicked it with his hand, put it in his mouth and tasted it. said: "Sure enough, it's poop, but fortunately I didn't step on it."

1. Repeat the cycle Lao Wang was resting under the tree, and Lao Li came over to him and said, "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to chop wood?" Lao Wang said:

What do you chop wood for? Lao Li said: "It's good to sell for money."

When you sell it, you can buy donkeys and sell firewood from house to house. When you make money, you buy trucks, then you buy a lumber mill to sell wood, and you buy more trucks, and you can make a fortune. Lao Wang asked

What do you do when you get rich? Lao Li replied: "If you make a fortune, you can enjoy the blessings of Qing at ease."

Lao Wang said, "Then what do you think I'm doing now?" 2. Soft-shelled turtle turmoil Soft-shelled turtle is also called a group fish or soft-shelled turtle, commonly known as Wang Ba.

Delicious and expensive. "Don't buy what you eat, don't eat what you buy" is actually a high-end gift and a public relations scandal. A certain township sent several people to bring turtles into the city to pay tribute.

Because of its different weights, it must be distributed according to the "position", so in order to avoid mistakes, the official number is written on paper and pasted on the back of the turtle. …It was already late in front of the residential building of the cadres of the organs. Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket overturned, and all the soft-shelled turtles scrambled to flee for their lives in the twilight, and the villagers exclaimed

Director Zhao: "Run!" - The biggest one. Grab "Director Money" - watch out for its bite.

The black in the corner of the wall is "Section Chief Sun"?"Secretary Li" is small and climbs fast, I'm afraid I can't find it. 3. It's late In the subway, a man found that a pickpocket was picking out his wallet, so he humorously said:

Dude, you're late! I received my salary today, but my wife is much quicker than you! 4. Love letter The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend:

I love you so much that I would like to go to the trouble for you. If it doesn't rain on Saturday, I'll come. 5. Unreasonable complaints Two people eat together, and there are only two fish, one large and one small.

One ate the big one first, and the other was furious. "How inappropriate! He complained.

What's wrong? Another asked. "You ate the big one, and you wouldn't have done it if I were you.

What will happen to you? "Of course I'm going to eat the small ones first. "That's good wow, what are you complaining about, isn't that little fish still there!

6. Keep it secret for you A: "I will only tell you one person about this matter, please keep it secret for me." "B:

Don't worry, not only will I keep it a secret for you, but I'll tell everyone to keep it a secret for you. ”