Anxious I 15 hit the non machine and was seen by Sister Wo 18 What should I do

-!Don't do it or say anything. This kind of thing is understood by everyone. Your sister won't talk to anyone else. It's just that it might be awkward to meet, hehe. It's good after a while; Finish. The more you try to solve this kind of thing, the more complicated it becomes.

Talk to her, it's okay, see what she means, it's easy to do if it's interesting, and it's not interesting to give her five yuan for hush money.

Little brother, what a boldness!

Don't worry, this kind of thing girl is more ashamed than you, she will pretend that nothing happened! It's going to be over!

Wake up, little brother, pay attention to your body!

If you make a mistake, you must be very excited, talk to him more about this, maybe there will be an unexpected gain.

I'm dizzy..!

You don't have to apologize. Let's pretend nothing happened.

I'm sure your sister won't tell your parents. ·

After all, she's a girl who can't speak. ·

If you don't feel at ease. Then you write a letter of apology to your sister. Let's just say that you are physiological. Please keep it confidential for you, don't mind, and other words.

Pretending not to happen. She'll also pretend it didn't happen.

After a few days, everyone will forget about it.

It's okay, it's okay...

I don't lock the door for this, really

To put it bluntly, if she doesn't smoke you, she agrees.

The sisters who are willing to beat you may not be willing to only fight ......

Yes, you have to find someone who thinks the same way as you and fights each other.

Damn,** is also an adult.

Stupid, you can call your dad to join you for a day, you can also tell him that you have made everything for him, and he can just go straight to it, so that your dad will not beat you, but will praise you!

When you kill it, your dad comes back and tells him you want to eat pork. By the way, learn how to go under the knife.

Bad boy paper, don't listen to him, you are still young, it is not good for the body, it is harmful to the body.

He's a bad boy and wants to take you bad.

He may be hoping to pull you away and share his psychological pressure.

It is recommended that you delete him, otherwise there will be endless suffering.

The kidney function is not good, which affects the liver, so the face is not good.

The plane flew too high and was tanned by the sun.

Old woman driving.

A traffic policeman stopped a slow train traveling at 20 km/h on the highway. The police found 4 old women in the car, except for the one who was driving, the other 3 were pale and shaking.

The old woman driving the car is nervous: even....I don't even overspeed...

Police: You're not speeding, but you're driving too slowly.

Old woman: But the speed sign is written on the speed"20"Hm.

Police: That's Route 20, not speed!

Old Woman: Oh...The puppet now knows.

Police: Are the three of them alright? Why do you keep shaking?

Old Woman: We just came from Route 200. "...

Two men of faith were chatting in the bar, and one of them said: My wife is really good, he changed my faith. 」

Oh! How did she do it? 」

I didn't believe anything until I got married. I believe that hell really exists. 」

The gas workers fled.

Two maintenance workers from a gas company have just arrived at a home for security checks. After inspecting the last one, the two suddenly proposed to see who would run back to the car first, and the loser would ask for a dozen beers in the evening, and then the two of them ran wildly, running and running...Suddenly, I felt someone behind me panting and running. When I looked back, it turned out that the hostess of the last family was running behind. They stopped and asked if there was something wrong with the woman.

Perseverance Tramp: Kind wife, please give me a little charity...I haven't eaten in days....」

Alas....The fat lady said with emotion: If only I had your perseverance...」

Book of horrors. Xiaoxue asked her father: Dad, are there any scary books? 」

Yes Yes Absolutely. Dad said: There is a book that your dad and I have read for more than 20 years, and I still feel terrible. 」

Yes? No way? Xiaoxue asks: What book will you read for more than 20 years and still find it scary? 」

The avalanche fell and a member of the team fell into a deep ravine. After the horror calmed down, Xiao Chen, a member of the team who escaped the catastrophe, used the walkie-talkie to call his teammates who unfortunately fell into the valley: Xiao Hao, are you still alive? 」

Xiao Chen: Is there anything wrong with your hand? 」

Xiao Hao: It's okay. 」

Xiao Chen: Is there anything wrong with your feet? 」

Xiao Hao: It's okay. 」

Xiao Chen: Is there a way for you to climb up on your own? 」

Xiao Hao: X! I don't think I can help it. I haven't landed yet! 」

At the reception, a woman asked the man next to her, "Who is that ugly monster on the other side?" ”

The woman looked apologetic and said, "I'm sorry, you look so similar, why didn't I see it?" ”

Chatting with her boyfriend, speaking of rising, saliva splashed and splashed in his face. Then he instinctively wiped it off with his hands. I'm a little embarrassed, but deliberately shifted the focus and pretended to be angry :

Why? Dislike me?? He said with a gentlemanly smile on his face

No, wipe evenly! ”

One of my classmates in high school was crazy about playing online games, and he went to an Internet café almost every night all night. On this day, when he came back from the night, he fell asleep on the desk during class The teacher saw him lying on his stomach and called his name to get up to answer the question, and the classmate next to him woke him up. GC came, and the god-like classmate straightened up in a daze, touched the inside of the desk, and then yelled angrily

, where's the keyboard? ”

Today's wind is really strong, just rubbing shoulders with a bicycle rider when my sister's scarf floated back along the wind, just hooked by the bicycle handlebar, almost strangled my sister!

.Once I went to the market to buy vegetables and prepare for a dinner, a Korean friend bought lettuce for 2 yuan 4, and he gave all the change on his body to the vendor, and he was still short of a dime, so he said to the vendor

My hair is all for you, so there is no hair. ”

I don't want your hair. ”