09 classic lines of the Spring Festival Gala, classic quotations and lines of the Spring Festival Ga

1, I am at most Lei Feng's filial piety heir, you can call me Lei Ren.

2. Look at your appearance, it's too freewheeling.

3. You look like you can do whatever you want, and you are too inferior to take an example.

4. Don't look for my brother, my brother is in the toilet.

5. Use lies to verify lies, and you can only get lies.

6. Is it good for you to have a little sunshine in your heart? It's a matter of words.

7, you are always Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, can you change some other names?

8. Nonsense, I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to agree?

9. I can't bear the humiliation of my crotch, and I resolutely give him a shot in the crotch.

10. How classic it is now, how thrilling it is!

11. After four shots, you can shoot five shots, you can shoot six shots after five shots, and you can still shoot the whole machine gun if you don't do it.

12, Mou girl, I look at the gray wolf!

13. Don't be aware of spring sleep, don't wash your feet before going to bed; The wind and rain come at night, and I smell my stinky feet every day.

14. This idea is not there, it can be had, it really is not, it must be had.

15. It's not an airplane that flies, it's loneliness!

16. "Potatoes are eternal, and one will last forever." "It's rotten! ”

17. Chatting with college students is about knowledge.

18. "You're lurking deep enough." "I'm not from Tianjin. ”

19. Your eyes betray your heart and shout for sale, but your eyebrows betray your eyes.

20. Really? It's true'Is it? You really don't ......Is it so? Really, really, really, really? But what does this have to do with me?

21. I wish, I wish, I wish ......You should have been hospitalized a long time ago.

22. Why are you arresting people now and bringing your family members?

23. Farming together, two partnerships, except for the wife, you and me.

24, Xiao Shenyang interviewed Wang Xiaoli: "What do you think of Uncle Qian's donation?" Wang Xiaoli: "How do you look at it, righteousness will kill relatives." ”

25, it is also live, I think it is a live broadcast.

26. "Want money, face? "I want a wife. ”

27, what kind of home am I going back to, just to have a home, let you give me the whole homeless.

28. "You're happy." "I'm still happy, I promise not to cry, okay?" ”

29. "What do you think of your in-laws?" "He is like Sanmao, Nezha, King Kong gourd baby. "Why are they all children? "My lord, who can do this. ”

30. You are called three eagles with one stone, you have brought your name in your mouth, you have brought people in your mouth, and you have taken me in.

2018 Spring Festival Gala classic quotations

After a few hours of watching the Spring Festival Gala, the new year has come, presumably everyone has a more or less deep understanding of the Spring Festival Gala, and netizens have also summed up some memorable "famous sentences" of the Spring Festival Gala! Let's take a look at those Spring Festival Gala golden sentences!

1. Love preserves freshness by confession, and love tata has to say it!

2, wife Cai Ming: Every time I see him (husband Pan Changjiang), my heart is pounding, how do I look like Li Yifeng!

Coach: It's not love, it's blind!

3. What is the picture of learning to drive, to eliminate points for children?

4. Speaking too fast, is your mouth a high-speed rail?

5, what are you doing, white-haired people send black-haired people, is there such a contradiction?

6. Why is it galloping, this is less than 5 miles.

7. This is not dog abuse, this is dog killing.

8. We can't go to Sanya, but we can go to Sanlitun. We can't go to the Songhua River, but we can eat Songhua eggs.

9. Is a man's EQ deducted from all 12 points?

10. Manic, too manic!

11. Boss: Are you tired?

Employees: ...Whatever you say).

Boss: him!

12、-- of the cooking class. , what time is it, and you can't get out of the food?

The food can't come out, and our cooks collectively publish books in the back kitchen.

13. If we are all together, just a group of harmony, deceitful, not telling the truth, not telling the truth, then sooner or later our cause will be ruined in the hands of our own people.

14. I just remembered.

15. My woman doesn't need other men to be responsible!

Is it the first floor? 17. What do you pay at the beginning of school? Exhausted?

18. Gardener, are you going to water the flowers?

19. Let's not interject a digression.

20. What are you doing with your looks? I'm down-to-earth.

21, Liangzhou is not good, you ask him if it can be hot?

22. Kazakhstan's poems can only be counted if they are spoken in Kazakh.

23. Can you say it again? No. I'm afraid I'm not the same as I just said.

24. They all praised you for being handsome before, but it was really stupid to meet today.

25. Does Africa also have a yellow calendar? The African yellow calendar, very yellow, very accurate.

There are many classic lines in Huang Hong's Spring Festival Gala sketches, and this sentence comes from the sketch "Unlocking". The content of this sentence is: It's late, the car hits the wall, you know it's turning; ** Up you know to buy; When you have made a mistake and have been sentenced, you know that you have repented; The big snot ran into your mouth and you remembered to shake it up.

The sketch is directed by Zhang Chunming and Fu Yongfan, written by Zhang Zhenbin, Wang Hong, and Huang Hong, and starring Huang Hong, Gong Hanlin, Lin Yongjian, and Dong Qing. It was broadcast on February 6, 2008 at the ** TV Spring Festival Gala.

Pick the Lock" sketch introduction.

"Unlocking" tells the story of the owner of the house played by Huang Hong who asked the "locksmith" Lin Yongjian to open the box, but was asked to provide various identity certificates, and the helpless proof was stored in the box to be unlocked. In a hurry, he asked the "property" Gong Hanlin to prove himself, and what he got was the story of the reply of "prove his identity first".

In "Unlocking", when Huang Hong said more than a dozen certificates such as ID card and marriage certificate in one breath, the audience applauded like thunder. And Lin Yongjian's practice of not unlocking the lock if he can't get the certificate also made the audience sigh.