What would happen if I became a cat?

Let's say I'm a cat.

Whenever I look at the dirty cat hiding in the sand in the sun, and scratching others with its paws from time to time, I can't help but think about ......

If I were a cat, I would be a beauty-loving cat. First of all, I'm going to build those long, sharp nails. Then, take a shower and rinse off the dirt off your body.

I'm also going to tie a bow on my tail. Don't laugh at me, there's a story about (Puss in Boots), other cats can wear boots, why can't I tie a bow?

If I were a cat, I think I would be a little short-sighted because I love to watch TV. However, cats are not ugly when they wear glasses, and wearing glasses is a sign of knowledge! You don't have to worry that I won't be able to catch mice because of my myopia, so I won't be like those stupid cats, just waiting stupidly at the mouth of the hole.

I can play dead in a flour heap and swallow the curious rats as soon as they come up to me, I'm smart enough!

If I were a cat, I would correct the unfair saying that cats are afraid of dogs. The cat is clever, can climb trees, runs like a gust of wind, shrinks its body like a bow, stretches like a crescent moon, and is so chic! As for dogs, aren't they louder than cats?

I'll find a dog to duel and kill it in the dark.

If only I could become a cat!

If I become a cat, I can not go to work, I don't learn to sleep during the day, parkour at night, go to the shovel officer to be coquettish when I am happy, find a small corner to nest when I am unhappy, occasionally look at the little pigeon outside the window, and worry about the fat on my body for a while, alas, why hasn't the shovel officer come home yet, and when she comes back, I will ignore her.

If you become a cat, the most wonderful thing that is likely to happen is that you can see the wonderful things in the microcosm, which are not visible to the human eye.

If I become a cat, I will see people's hearts and understand human nature better.

If I become a cat who will not turn back into a human, then I will not have to look for a job again, normally speaking, I will be the same as the life expectancy of a cat, I guess I may use my current age to be equivalent to a cat that has just grown up, so that I am equivalent to a cat who has only lived for a year or two, then I can live for a few more years at most.

But now that I'm a cat, I'm going to buy myself a lot of canned cats, and anyway, I still have some money in my phone, and the password is only known to me, so I can buy some canned cats, and then tell my grandma that I'll use my own generous money to support myself and buy myself canned food to eat.

If I tease the cat on my back, my parents will definitely know, but my parents are difficult to take good care of me when I am a human, if I become a cat, of course I am better with my grandmother, so that I become a cat I go to the toilet in the litter box, grandma can clean me, my parents can not do this, often for a long time, the litter box can not be used to clear.

After becoming a cat, I will definitely not be satisfied with eating cat food all the time, so I have to eat canned cat food with different flavors, my cat also likes to eat all kinds of small snacks, I think I can too, the cat's taste should not be much different from the human taste, so I can still eat all kinds of things I like, but because I have become a cat, it is difficult to play with my mobile phone, but I can tell my grandmother to write down what I want to hear with my paws in the notebook, so that grandma can put me a**.

If I really become a cat, then life is still very comfortable, my cat will definitely know me, so I am not afraid of my cat fighting with me, I can nest in my grandmother's arms to watch with her**, you can also turn on my computer, after all, I still have paws, I can use my paws to press the computer screen, watch my favorite movies, or watch my favorite **, but don't think about writing, after all, I can't speak, and it's difficult to write.