Tell me what are some of the funny things you ve ever encountered.

The door of the company is glass, I went to work this morning, I saw that the guest was going to enter the door, but the door was closed, I was thinking about whether to walk over quickly to help the guest open the door, after all, the guest was bowing his head to play with his mobile phone, and the kindness from the heart urged me to go quickly, but between the electric light and flint, I rushed to the side of the guest, just said good morning, and the moment the guest met the eyes, the guest's head "duang" hit the door, and then the whole face was attached to the door......The point is to make eye contact.

I took a two-hour drive to find him. I didn't expect to sit down, I bought a bottle of Coke and ran on the road, forgetting that Coke can't be shaken, I opened the bottle and sprayed myself, and I met the sanitation worker halfway, and it was he who took me to the door of my ex-boyfriend's company. I didn't tell my ex-boyfriend that I was going to look for him, so I stood in front of his company and watched for 15 minutes.

Thinking about it now, it feels ridiculous and unforgettable.

My son's kindergarten asked me to bring animals to school, so my son took my wren, who had been raised at home for two years, to kindergarten. The teacher in class taught English orange orange, and the children had not yet learned, so my wren brother learned it first, and he was the first, making the classroom unable to teach! It is said that my wren brother also said that it was so easy, and the school never let us bring animals to school again!

Once a student girl came to me on Weibo, and I asked her if it was? She didn't think she was, and then she showed me her sister's drawing, because she actually showed me it in February of this year, and I was a little impressed that I almost thought she had stolen it. Later, she said that she was the one I sent in February, and the awkward chat that I really couldn't hide was over.

I remember that it was still the fourth grade of primary school, some face blindness, I met a girl in cram school, I met at that time, said a few words, her long hair made me remember the most, once on the way to cram school, I saw a girl with long hair, and began to chat with her, when she arrived, she didn't go in, I still wondered, why didn't she go in? Later, I found out that I recognized the wrong person, and chatted with strangers all the way, and when I thought about it, I was really stupid, and the girl probably wondered too!

It was a nap, and then I drooled, and I was about to erase it, just in time to see the boy I liked looking at me with a confused expression.

The first time someone introduced the object, they added WeChat to each other, I was always afraid of embarrassment, I was asked by the boy to have time to have a meal, and reserved refused, and then it was gone, and then I really regretted it, because I found that I liked this person, and finally when I mustered up the courage to ask him, he replied to me smartly, saying that there was time for him to micro-me, just like that, stupid me, until now, I finally understood, as if, missed it.

Or when I was an intern in the Department of Cardiology, there was a time when the medical office came to **, I wanted to pick it up, and the moment I picked it up** (landline), my hand slipped and fell, and I hung it up for others so gorgeously.

Those "strange passengers", more than 100 pounds of "puppy yuan + takeaway, 14 mobile phones, five bags of cement ......As a ride-hailing driver, you may never guess what your next passenger will be.

The back was him, shouting, "so-and-so" turned around but it wasn't him. Immediately turned around and said that it wasn't me who called you.

I've met some embarrassing and funny things that are when I was in school, I obviously finished my homework, and I felt that I wrote well but there was nothing when I handed in my homework the next day, so this is also the funniest and most embarrassing thing, everyone has some, imagination only, so I missed some hallucinations, so I got some in front of the teacher, some unnecessary ones, criticism, which is also a very funny and embarrassing situation.

Things that are very embarrassing and funny to you are also sometimes walking, because of the scenery next to you and creating a tree, or hitting a telephone pole, so that although the wear is not heavy, but it feels quite embarrassing, so that others feel embarrassed to see it. My classmate's parents were not at home and asked us to go to his house to play.

His house was on the 11th floor, and I pressed the elevator to the 10th floor, and then none of us cared and stood at the door of someone else's house and knocked on the door......I was also excited to start "Tick Tick Tick" (pretending to be a doorbell).

Seeing that no one opened the door for a long time, I thought this was absolutely intentional! So I rolled up my sleeves, turned into Aunt Snow in seconds, and began to bang on the door, and continued to shout while patting"Open the door, open the door, don't hide in and be silent, I know you're at home, open the door, open the ......"

It was winter, and one night I went to a mutton soup shop to drink soup, and after a while the mutton soup was ready, the waiter brought it to me. I leaned on the top of the bowl and sniffed at the steaming mutton soup to see if the mutton flavor was strong and whether it was authentic mutton soup. At this time, the heat fogged my glasses, so I took them off and wiped them, and put them aside when I was done, when I saw a small plastic tube on the table, which was pepper used for seasoning, and I picked it up and knocked it into the bowl a few times.

After waiting for a few minutes, I started to stir the soup with chopsticks, and suddenly I realized how there was something in the soup.

Three or four toothpicks!!

I wondered, is this a new recipe for sheep soup? Why does mutton soup have to be cooked with toothpicks? I've never heard of it!

I was about to call the waiter to come over and ask for an explanation, when suddenly, I picked up the "pepper" on the table and took a closer look at it: hey, it says "toothpick holder" ......

I once went to a small restaurant to eat noodles, and a small Coke bottle was placed on each table in the restaurant to hold vinegar. When my noodles were ready, I couldn't find a vinegar bottle next to it, so I grabbed a Coke bottle from the table behind me and poured it into a bowl. Behind me sat a little boy in his 20s who was eating with his head buried in his head and didn't see me moving.

But when I stirred the noodles, I smelled a smell of Coca-Cola ......I lick my tongue - it's sweet!!

Then I looked back at the little boy......As soon as the little boy finished eating, he immediately took the bottle I had moved, stuffed it into his mouth, raised his head and drank ......I've moved other people's Coke.

The most embarrassing and funny thing for me is that when I bought a train ticket for a relative and made a special trip to the train station to deliver it to him, I forgot the ticket at home.

There are very few embarrassing and funny things that I have encountered. If there is something funny just now, it can only be someone else's, and if it is embarrassing for yourself, it will not be funny. You're only funny when someone else is supposed to do it, but I don't usually laugh at people. It's not polite.

So far, I don't think anything embarrassing is funny, and the things that make me laugh don't embarrass me, so I really haven't encountered anything embarrassing or funny.

The most embarrassing and hilarious thing I've ever encountered was taking the subway once. On the subway, there is a young man and woman who ignore the people around them. In the seat, hug and kiss to the fullest. I was very embarrassed at the time, but I think young people should. Try to avoid it.

That's right, I've encountered some embarrassing and funny things like this, when you go to the mountains or when you want to urinate when you go for a walk, and there is no toilet nearby;

You can only urinate on the spot, but just when you squat down to pee, a stranger walks into you, which is the most embarrassing and funny at that time.

If you are embarrassed and funny, it's not easy to talk to others, because it's embarrassing after all. Of course, when you encounter something embarrassing, it's just a few people who hit their heads or something. Or bumping into shirts, this kind of is very common.

The most embarrassing thing to encounter is to see someone outside without zipping. Actually, it's a little funny and embarrassing, but you also have to tell others that it's embarrassing for both parties that you don't pull up.

Hello, I've encountered an embarrassing and funny thing, that is, when a colleague who tells a story in the class listens to half of it, it is laughed at by others, and when I can't go on, this is more embarrassing.

When I encountered an embarrassing and funny thing, when I was drinking in Sichuan, others asked you if you drank Bashi, in fact, I thought it was 80% drinking, but it turned out that the Sichuan dialect was quite funny.

I've encountered a lot of embarrassing and funny things, sometimes people who look like they're wearing couple clothes, but they're not couples at all.

The embarrassing and funny thing I encountered was that some time ago, while I was traveling outside, a big man accidentally ran into the women's toilet in the service area, and there were still people inside. After he quickly withdrew, he felt very embarrassed, but because of his mistakes, he still felt a little funny.

The most embarrassing and funny thing I've ever encountered was once. I touched someone else's, and no one dared to admit that I hit someone, but the result was that I didn't dare to admit it even after I hit someone else.

I've had embarrassing and funny encounters with accidentally farting in an elevator.

What's so funny? It's just that once I went to the toilet in a scenic spot, there are only two toilets for men and women in this scenic spot, four squatting positions, and there is a female comrade, and in that episode he got into that kind of toilet, how did other male classmates who were still shouting get in? You drill the toilet, be careful that I sue you for being a hooligan.

There are a lot of embarrassing and funny things, for example, the weather in our northeast, when walking, some people follow one heel after another, it's really funny, and there are embarrassing things, for example, when you walk to a corner, some men don't pay attention to it at all, well, there are a lot of such boys, well, standing and urinating, I think this thing is very embarrassing.

The most embarrassing and funny thing I've ever had. It's because I ran into a twin and I know her brother well. One day I saw his brother and said hello without a core. Finally he asked me who I was? I felt embarrassed and funny at the time

Hello! I think everyone can encounter embarrassing and funny things, because life is to be full of embarrassing or jokes, and these are all episodes of life!

The embarrassing and funny thing is that on the way to climb the mountain, I suddenly accidentally broke the sole of my shoe, and when I was about to lift my foot, the sole of the shoe separated from the upper of the shoe, which was very embarrassing at this moment, making people look funny.

Things that are embarrassing and funny to you are sometimes walking and walking, and creating trees or telephone poles because of the scenery next to you, so that although you don't wear it heavy, you feel quite embarrassed, and others feel embarrassed to see it.

One of the most embarrassing things I've ever experienced is something I will never forget.

It happened when I was in my first year of junior high school, when I was just in the first year of junior high school, and I was somehow appointed by the teacher as a class representative. It was a biology class, and the teacher had a set of questions that we wanted to do, but I forgot to bring them, and then asked me to go to her office to get them, at that time there were two doors in our class, and the back door was generally locked, and the front door suddenly broke down a few days ago, and then opened the back door for us to go through the back door, and the front door was just repaired that day, and I went to the front door when I was in class at noon, and I didn't pay attention to why I could go to the front door. Just after the teacher finished speaking, I stood up, in the words of my classmates, with a look of righteousness on my face, and with sonorous and powerful steps, I walked towards the back door, because my seat was relatively far in the front, so I walked to the back door under the gaze of almost everyone in the class.

I didn't feel anything wrong at the time, I was just curious why they were looking at me, when I walked to the back door, I felt that the whole classroom was quiet, but I still didn't feel that there was anything wrong with me, I held the doorknob in my hand, turned it several times, I thought it was the back door was also broken, and asked the classmates sitting in the back what was going on, and then he said "go to the front door", I suddenly reacted, my face turned red, I walked quickly to the front door, just opened the door, Before I could take a step, I heard a burst of laughter in the classroom behind me, and I heard the teacher say, "What are you laughing at, who hasn't been confused yet, but ,,, I clearly heard the laughter that I couldn't suppress when the teacher said this, okay?"

After this incident, I felt that I had contracted all the jokes in the class at that time, and everyone used this incident to make fun of me when they saw me, and I felt that my face had been disgraced.

When I talk about embarrassing things, I will think of the incident that happened a long time ago, and now I think about it, my face is still hotI remember, that time in the underground shopping mall with good friends shopping, suddenly my stomach hurt very much, I began to look for the toilet, asked several people, only to find the toilet, I walked into the toilet, there are men's toilets, women's toilets, I began to look around, which is the men's toilet, which is the women's toilet, suddenly, my eyes swept to the men's toilet, the men's toilet has no door, I saw a boy in the convenience, although just saw a back, but the boy next to him saw me, I suddenly blushed, I really wanted to find a hole to get into, it was so embarrassing, it was so embarrassing. I ran to the women's toilet in fright, and I regretted why I was looking at it in the first place!

It's good that I don't know people, and if it's someone I know, how will I face them in the future. I remember that time, when I was in college, my boyfriend asked me out to play on Sunday, and when we were eating at the restaurant at noon, suddenly I came to my aunt, what should I do, my pants must be through, and I didn't dare to go to the toilet, so I was stunned to do it, and my boyfriend said anything to me I was absent-minded, because I kept thinking, how should I leave here after eating, and there were so many people in the restaurant, and I didn't eat a few bites of food, my boyfriend saw that something was wrong with me, and thought that what was wrong made me angry! I feel that I haven't been caring for him, after he paid the bill, seeing that I still don't get up to leave, he walked to my side, pulled me up, I just didn't get up, he asked me if I was angry, I didn't speak, he coaxed me to be happy, I mustered up the courage to whisper in his ear that I came to the eldest aunt, after speaking, my face turned red, and it was very embarrassing, my boyfriend took off his coat to me, I tied it to my waist, and we left like this, it was so embarrassing.