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Everyone knows that high-power electrical appliances are not allowed in the dormitory, and we have hidden a lot of them. I don't know if other dorms have so many things, but every dorm should have a pot. Because our dormitory is full of foodies, this kind of equipment is very complete.
Although the winter in Hainan is not cold compared to other places, the cold wave is accompanied by rainy weather, which is still a bit wet and cold. We discussed whether to eat hot pot or not, and after agreeing, we went to the night market to buy ingredients. In order to make money, the night market also began to sell fresh vegetables and meat.
Back in the dormitory, there was a detailed division of labor, washing and cutting vegetables, and preparing the pot base. It's really hard to have a big meal for this meal, and when I go back to the dormitory, I have to hide the dishes and bring them in, just because I'm afraid that the dormitory manager will see it.
Our school has to check for illegal electrical appliances almost once a month, and that night was the time to check, because we were busy preparing a big meal, no one looked at their phones, so we didn't notice the group notification. Every time you come to inspect it, there will be a notice, and then everyone will hide the illegal appliances.
That night, the four of us sat around waiting for the food, talking, laughing, laughing, laughing I didn't pay attention to the movement of the dormitory next door at all, and while we were eating, we heard a noisy sound outside the door, so I went out to take a look, and found a lot of student unions, and I knew that they were checked.
I was so frightened that I ran in and locked the door and told my roommates to hide their things. Everyone is in a hurry and don't know where to hide, I'll say which of you hid in the toilet to put all the illegal appliances in the bathroom, if someone knocks on the door, you say you're taking a shower, so you should be able to escape.
There was a knock on the door, and my other roommate said what should I do if this hot pot smells so big? I took the perfume from the table and sprayed it around, and I smelled it myself, which seemed to be even stranger. Open the door and they came in and said:
What's the smell of your dormitory? It smells so bad, it's time to open the window to breathe! The woman said to the person behind her, forget about this dormitory, the smell is too big.
People are dying of smoke when they stay inside, so don't check it.
In this way, we escaped safely, and we had to admire our ingenuity at the critical moment......
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High school. A roommate went to the toilet without paper, so he sent a message, "Thank you very much for bringing me some toilet paper." However, no one saw her, and finally someone saw the news, and their first reaction was to tell it to other classmates in the dormitory.
Then we started scolding her in the group, and when we had enough, we went to deliver her paper.
When she came out of the bathroom, she swore in the dormitory, "Next time you don't bring a paper to see how I will come back with revenge". So ......Hahaha, do you think everyone is like you?" ...Died. <>
University. "Let's choose the dormitory director, QQ plays dice, whoever loses will be", I proposed with ulterior motives. So everyone agreed.
After seeing the first person cast a four, I was quite scheming and said, "Then I'll be the second one, whoever votes the most points will be the one who will be the one who votes the most." There was still no objection, but the first student to vote had a worried face.
I clicked on the screen with confidence, and then I saw ......Six? Six? Six?
So everyone smiled tacitly, except for me. MMP, it's so angry.
Of course, there are a lot of wonderful and interesting things in the dormitory, so I won't list them all here, I can only say that youth is just right, and I hope we will not forget our hearts and move forward unremittingly all the way.
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The happiest time I felt was during the four years I spent in college with my roommates, who brought me a lot of surprises
Everyone knows that in the summer, it is very annoying mosquitoes, the dormitory will definitely have mosquitoes in the summer, at this time when you sleep will feel very annoying, not only because it bites you, but also very important is that it will always be in your ear, this is very angry, so if there is no mosquito net in the dormitory, how to let mosquitoes not bite themselves, this wonderful roommate tells you what to do, is to put the dirty clothes bag on the head, the body is wrapped in the quilt, so that you are not afraid of being bitten by mosquitoes at night. This method is really good, but will it feel a little uncomfortable with your head inside, and the cover is so tight, don't you feel hot?
But I have to admire that I can come up with such a clever trick, and my imagination must be very rich.
This is there, because I forgot to buy a footbasin, but I don't want to go down to buy it, so I thought of such a way, find a plastic bag, and then add water to it, put your feet in, a simple footbasin is become, so that you don't need to wash the footbasin can also be very convenient to soak your feet and wash your feet, not only convenient but also save money!
I really can't hold back my laughter when I see such a way of washing my feet, and I have to admire such a wonderful roommate, but this roommate had better put a few more bags in case it breaks.
Each dormitory is not less roommates with strange ideas, but it is also because of some of them that our dormitory students will not be so boring, every dormitory always has strange roommates, their strange behavior, each can make you laugh until graduation for these dormitories of strange practices.
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As the saying goes, "When the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds". In the dormitory, we also saw the strange behavior of all kinds of strange roommates. Now take stock of the strange behavior of your roommates
Do not flush the toilet
I really can't stand this, and I can understand it if I forget it occasionally or stop the water. But some people just don't like to flush the toilet, and they often don't flush when they go to the toilet, and they don't flush the key large size! Don't rush on the tuba! Are you going to save it and eat it hot?
Rub things for use
Some roommates like to take advantage of small things, and usually like to use other people's things. I like to eat snacks, but I never buy them. I didn't even say hello.
I also like to use my roommate's daily necessities, never buy laundry soap, shampoo and shower gel secretly use my roommate's, and even wear my roommate's slippers to class. Stealing someone else's things and being bumped into can still say without changing your face, what's wrong with me using it?
Go to bed late and don't let others get up early
Playing games every night, crackling and even yelling and playing until one or two o'clock before going to sleep. Then when we got up the next morning, she told us to be quieter, complaining that we had disturbed her sleep.
Curious baby
Curiosity is bursting, you have to ask you what you do, and I like to watch it. While you were washing, she was watching and saying, "Hey, what are you doing?"
When you were reading, she leaned over and said, "Hey, what are you reading?"
While you're eating, she shows up, "Hey, what are you eating?"
When you go online, she asks, "Hey, what are you looking at?"
Finally you close the curtain to avoid her, and she pulls the curtain open and asks, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Don't turn off the alarm
The night before, she set several alarm clocks at once, and the next morning, the magical alarm woke up the entire dormitory, but it didn't wake her up.
Don't love hygiene
Some roommates have smelly feet and like to play basketball, but they just don't like to take a shower and don't bother to do laundry. Every time I changed the dirty clothes, I threw them in the corner of the dormitory, and I had to wash them until I had no clothes to wear. The whole dormitory will smell of him!
When we were in college, we could say that our lives were particularly presumptuous, and sometimes the dormitory was particularly chaotic, so they named the dormitory Troubled Times, but each of us was very good, so we called it a beautiful woman. The overall feeling is still relatively good, and it is also very wonderful. It's also very vivid to express one of our own image problems, and even if it's such a bad name, it's just used inside my dormitory.
Running from the second floor to the third floor, when he reaches the third floor, he will feel that the upstairs movement is not perfect, he will go down to the second floor, and then run up to the third floor again, because he will never reach the perfection he thinks he thinks, he will run up and down repeatedly, exhausted and out of breath. At this time, if no one finds out and pulls him, he may be exhausted and paralyzed to death, which is by no means alarmist. The family members of obsessive-compulsive disorder patients with such obsessive-compulsive conscious actions must pay attention to supervision, otherwise something will really happen. >>>More
It's the first time I've seen someone sleeping like this, so give my kitten a thumbs up.
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When you go to the toilet, you will definitely shed tears, no matter how long you go to the toilet, no matter how much you urinate. In the past, every time I came out of the toilet after going to school, someone would ask me, "Why are you crying?"I didn't cry!