What are some classic and hilarious personality signatures? Tell me, thank you

Updated on amusement 2024-04-04
8 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    The body is used to love each other, and life is 2Once the sea was dry and the rocks were rotten, but I couldn't beat my last sentence to gather and disperse.

    3.Love is like a ghost, there are many people who believe in it, but few people who see it.

    4.Compare life to a sum of money, like the money in your pocket, when it runs out, life is over.

    5.Life is the process of the little white rabbit to the big bad wolf, and then to the old fox.

    6.It turns out that even if you look up and your eyes are tears falling, 7Interpreting the pride at the end, the love I said is sad and hurtful.

    8.People often can't see what is closest to them, such as eyelashes.

    9.Dream this thing, like the classics, will never fade with time.

    10 .If there is a shooting star, I will make a wish that he will never meet me again for the rest of his life.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    The one riding the white horse is not necessarily the prince, maybe it is the Tang monk. It is not necessarily an angel that has wings, maybe a mosquito.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Occasionally, not only do you have a car, but you also drip on your own!

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Diapers that can resist flooding are the real diapers, and Obama said yes!

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Beast, let go of that girl, let me come first. Hee-hee.

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person......

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    When you don't dress up, you're uglier than ghosts, and when you dress up, ghosts are paralyzed.

    Don't challenge my temper, be careful that I let you die in a rhythmic way.

    You're the cup of Yoremi milk tea, and I'll throw you away after drinking it.

    People are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being rich, and women are afraid of being fat.

    Flowers with cow dung are a perfect match, because the cow dung is fragrant and the flowers are colorful.

    No matter how beautiful the body is, it is also decorated with hypocrisy; The heart is true, and it is also made up of perfunctory.

    Smiling is not because you have been happy for too long, but because you have forgotten your sadness for too long.

    Surviving in a vacuum, you are destined to live long, because you will die from lack of air.

    Trust is only exchanged for deception, and sincerity is only exchanged for harm.

    As darkness descends, we are all slowly swallowed up by it.

    Now it's a bit of an end! Why did you go earlier?

    Memories gradually blur your face, because you are no longer important.

    Did you cover up your mistakes, did you cover up the heartache that you hurt in the end?

    Maybe one day, our friendship will be turned into memories by time.

    Later, I learned that saying different things and showing different attitudes with different people is a very valuable ability, not hypocrisy.

    Sometimes when you say to others that you think too much, you actually think too much yourself.

    Everyone also wants as many friends as possible, and that's because multiple friends have many paths.

    Can the wind stop me and slow down my breathing?

    It's not my sun, and no amount of light can brighten my heart.

    No one deserves your tears, and those who really deserve your tears will not make you cry.

  8. Anonymous users2024-01-31

    Every time I finish an exam, I comfort myself. It's okay, it's about participating ......When it snows heavily, we don't wear an umbrella and keep walking, can we go all the way to Baitou?

    If you have flowers, the cows will not dare to pull dung in the future!

    Even if the egg hurts, you have to be calm...

    There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there are no ads yet.

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