How to respond to people asking you if you are something

One, look at him with the eyes of a madman, and remember not to make a sound;

Second, directly tell him what I am and you are what I am or I am the same as you.

Three, funny: Well, this question still needs to be studied. (The expression should be very serious and serious.) )

Be! Everyone is the same thing in the eyes of others, but the style, style and size are different! But I'm a senior thing, and you're ......

You are and so am I.

You're not, and neither am I.

And what are you?"

The person who asks this question usually appears in cross talk.

Tell him that you are like him.

In the 21st century, people's quality has improved, scolding others is equivalent to scolding oneself, respecting others is equal to respecting oneself, so many people all over the country you and I know, it is also a kind of fate, knowing you and I are friends, should be treated sincerely, understand each other, and support each other.

As the saying goes, the more friends there are, the easier the road to go, let us treat each other with a sincere heart, and let us grow happily together.

It's okay to just say I'm human, haha.

So what are you? What kind of thing are you?!And then just give a few things that hurt him, and if it's a friend joking with you, you don't have to be like that, hurt and angry

Ask such words, you are really not a thing!

Agree with the upstairs, ask the other party rhetorically:"What about you? \"

You are the thing, I am not the object.

A foreign language scolds others inexplicably, such as Korean West Afraid means mom No need to explain It satisfies his own face and despises the ignorance of others.

Clever reply to who you are:1. I am a person who likes you and thinks about you day and night.

2. I am the Buddha of the Jade Emperor Guanyin Bodhisattva.

3. Then I'll introduce myself, and you'll introduce yourself later.

4, hello, hello, look at your circle of friends, you should be called Zhang Tong, right?

5. This is our first romantic encounter, and we should all introduce ourselves gorgeously.

6, my surname is the old man, why don't you just call me husband.

7. The name is not important, the important thing is that my handsomeness can charm your eyes.

8. Maybe it's a little presumptuous when I add you, because I feel that you are very cute, so I want to get to know you.

9. I want to know what your name is, because my friends say that you are very good, and I only met you through them.

10, isn't this my little cutie, forget me so quickly, hum, you are a negative man.

11. It seems that I am so handsome, you can't recognize me.

12. You guessed, you guessed that I invited you to eat pig's trotters.

13. It seems that you are very forgetful, I was your lover in your previous life.

14. I may be the one who is destined to know you in the vast sea of people!

Don't talk for a while, and after a while, the other party will ask you, what's wrong, or again, you guess, you're guessing, I'm guessing...

This issue should be discussed in n situations:

If it's your boyfriend like this, you can just squash him, pinch hard, it's okay.

If you are a friend around you, no matter what he asks you in the future, you will guess.

If it's a boring person like you, you can send him a text message every day: you guess.

If it's your parents, you'......Let's bear with it.

1 Always give a choice! (Tempting the enemy)2 I don't guess, I want you to tell me (coquettish)3 Do you want to die, let me guess (brutal)4 Don't guess, you bite me (teasing).

The other party said ; You guess, I said ; I've guessed , the other side said; You guessed what, I said ; You guess!

Hello, if he's like that, forget it, I'll think of other ways, but thank you anyway.

Maybe he wanted to dodge the question, he didn't know how to make it better.

Maybe he doesn't know the answer.

Maybe he doesn't think it's necessary (the question is too simple or the question doesn't make sense).

There are many situations, depending on the context.

You guess, I guess, you don't guess.

You guess I don't guess if you guess and people say you guess I guess you don't guess you don't guess you say I guess you have a fire in your house tonight.

Q: Are you sick?

A: No. Q: You're in love with your next-door neighbor, the old aunt.

A: No. You ask him if he likes you--

Hardline: Are you something that asks this kind of question? Dodge:

I'm human, not about things. Understatement: What do you see?

We're all human beings, and if you're something, I'm something, and if you're not, then I'm not either. Grasshoppers on a rope! Rhetorical question:

Why is this question asked? The other party is generally very tough and insists on you, you can say: You don't me, why do I want you?

Yes, I'm human. Have you forgotten?

You are the same as me, you are me, you are not me, you are not.

In a very cheap tone, I can still be a little bit more than a thing, do you want to watch it.

I'm just like you, are you something?

Like you, what about you?

You ask her rhetorically, first of all, tell me your opinion that this is not a thing, you said that only the same kind and the same kind have a common language, I am a thing, not a thing, it depends on how you distinguish it. What you think I am, I am what I am, and let me tell you, I am not interested in discussing such a childish question with you, you ask a child, and that child will be you. You ask him, ":

Are you something? He would: "You're not a thing!" ”

When someone asks you if you're a shut-up, you should think carefully about whether the other person's language is ambiguous or seems to be offensive to you. If the other person is interested in Xunsonson or wants to know who you are, you can start from your own perspective and be honest about yourself, such as your job, hobbies, career, etc. If the other person's language seems to be offensive, you can choose to be silent or polite and control your emotions to avoid unnecessary disputes due to the other party's inappropriate language.

In short, the way of the problem needs to be properly analyzed and responded to according to the attitude of the other party and the nature of the problem.