Ask Real Madrid joke set, The shortest joke Real Madrid please explain

Shanglian: Bitter or not, think about Real Madrid's 250 million.

Downlink: Tired or not, look at the tears of the galactic superstar.

Horizontal batch: whoever goes dies.

I don't think it's funny, at least not as funny as the first floor, but it's complete.

Although I am a Real Madrid fan, I think the first floor is really a classic .........

Kaka with Cristiano Ronaldo plays a handsome Capello.

Once, the Real Madrid members kept staring at a beautiful woman, and the manager told them about their relationship.

Definitely a Barcelona fan.

Tian Daye: Can you stop having a little more face?

The circus is still playing beautifully, when did the circus play beautifully, when did you learn Barcelona? It's also beautiful.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Barcelona fan, but I don't like the virtues of Real Madrid fans.

What if you don't win the championship? These superstars don't just play together for a year. Winning and playing bright is what Real Madrid fans demand.

At least I didn't I was looking forward to Real Madrid reinvigorating themselves by bringing in superstars, and not to have another national derby being beaten home and away The Champions League will not reach the last four

I'm also waiting to see Ronaldo's jokes, he is the "brain platinum" of the commercial Real Madrid era

If you can't eat grapes, you say sour.

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Watch a lot of bills go down the drain!

To be precise, look at Ronaldo's jokes, wahaha

I'm a die-hard circus die-hard and I'm sure our team will make it to the last eight of the Champions League.

There are so many superstars who have a lot of uncertainties!

I'm waiting to see Real Madrid's revenge on Barcelona.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a Real Madrid fan, but I can't get used to the virtue of Barcelona fans!

And with a lineup like Kaka, Benzema, and Higuain, there is reason to believe that Real Madrid can win back the derby!

LZ's mentality is very uneven, revealing a sour energy.

Real Madrid's new season will definitely go through a period of running-in, after all, from the coach to the players, it is brand new.

But it will definitely increase in strength, and it will be enjoyable.

You can't say anything about this thing, and I feel like they're very powerful. However, the overall level of cooperation has not yet reached the level of Barcelona.

I think Real Madrid will still have a strong squad next season, but I support Barcelona.

I'm waiting to see the other teams get kicked as a joke.

Gone Sneijder, Inter Milan is close to the treble (Champions League, Serie A, Italian Cup), gone Robben, Bayern won the Bundesliga championship, the Champions League final, bought Ronaldo, made Manchester United's strength decline, indirectly helped Chelsea win the championship, went Heinze a few years ago, and now Marseille has also won the French championship, let go of Saviola, Xavi Martinez, Benfica won the Portuguese Super League, and he will be empty, what is even more ridiculous is that Robben and Sneijder will play the Champions League final at their Bernabeu Stadium Real Madrid's success in almost all of Europe's giants is difficult to protect themselves.

The same goes for "Manchester City", two words that are the biggest joke of the year.

Because you want to laugh when you see these two words, it's a joke, and because it only has two words, it's the shortest joke in the world.

Pinch hahahahahaha!

See the review of "World Football".

First-class giants, 200 million investment, three-line attacks, hitting walls everywhere, five tiger generals, falling flowers, flowing water, seven years of the Champions League, eight dreams, recalling the nine crowns in hand, it is really very wretched.

There is also the fact that the people sold by the team last year are basically mighty and can substitute for the Champions League final at Real Madrid's home stadium.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is not so much a joke as an irrational psychology of fans.

In fact, it is the irrational Chinese fans who ridicule a club with a great history when its great ambitions suffer a brief setback, just as people laughed at us in China.

The so-called wall is pushed by everyone, and the key is that the wall has not fallen yet.

I also know a very short joke: "fans".

How I didn't know there was another Harvey. Martinez?

You want to talk about Javi Garcia???

Here's what the joke says: "Robben and Sneijder met at the Bernabeu. Sneijder:

I'll tell you a joke! Robben: Well, I'm not a person who usually likes to laugh.

Sneijder: Real Madrid! Robben:

Hahahaha.

It's Real Madrid who bought so many superstars but didn't make it to the quarterfinals of the Champions League, the league is still chasing Barcelona, and Sneijder and Robben who sent away have performed well in the new club,,, but they spent so much money to buy but nothing.

Florentino is also a joke!

Revitalizing Lyon, reviving Bayern, completing Barcelona, ruining Milan, dragging Manchester United, and supporting Inter Milan, these are the things of Real Madrid.

The biggest feature of the old Beijing noodle restaurant is the shouting. That day, the two went to eat noodles, and they ran to the hall and shouted: "Table 5, two bowls of fried noodles."

After eating, the checkout was a total of 25 yuan and 8 cents, and A said: "Give you 26, don't look for it." Ran Tang took the money and shouted:

Table 5 has a guest tip of 2 cents. The people in the hall looked back at him, and A blushed: "Yes, you should still look for me for those 2 cents."

Ran Tang shouted again: "The 2 cents tip for table 5 is going back again!" ”

I don't know what jokes LZ likes.,I often go on my phone**"Pillow book" to read jokes.,But my favorite is this phone**'Gonzo Channel' because I'm curious.。。

Father: "Listen to me when I tell you to take a cigarette or not." ”

Son: "I don't know what you mean. ”

Father: "That is to say, when a guest comes in the future, I say, 'Bring a cigarette,' and you really take it."I said, 'Take the cigarette,' and you won't come back." ”

.A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

Watch variety shows every day, Dapeng bang.

To be honest, I still don't understand what you mean by your question.

The book "Funny for You" is good.

This kind of thing is available in online searches.

The mathematician's girlfriend asked him, "Don't you hate my spots?" "No! I love working with decimal points! The mathematician said.

That day, I went to the Tankoupeng Night Market, and when I saw a piece of clothing, I asked, how much does this dress cost?

35 Sell No? Sell! I said no, go!

There has always been a legend in our school. Once, there was an incomparably good person who swept mines in an Internet café all night, and another classmate watched him sweep hail and spike mines, and watched a whole fight imitation night.

When the biology teacher was talking about the habits of wild boars in class, he was noisy below, and he didn't care about it, and the teacher rolled up his sleeves and shouted loudly, Why don't you look at me, you don't look at me, how do you know what the wild boar Yun Nian looks like.