Jokes about horses, jokes about horses three

Joke: A man stalks two nuns.

There are two nuns, one called the Sister of Mathematics and the other called the Sister of Logic. It was almost dark now, but they were still a long way from the monastery.

Math: Did you notice that there was a man in the back who had been following us for thirty-eight minutes and thirty seconds, not knowing what he was trying to do?

Math: Oh my God! At this rate, he will catch us in fifteen minutes, what should we do?

Logic: The only reasonable way to do this is, of course, to go a little faster.

Math: It doesn't seem to work!

Logic: Of course it doesn't work, the man is also very reasonable to go faster and faster.

Math: So what do we do? At that pace, he could catch us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to flee separately, go that way, I go this way, he can't catch both.

The man continued to stalk Sister Logic.

Sister Math arrives at the convent safely, but is worried that something will happen to Sister Logic, and then she sees Sister Logic enter the door.

Math: Sister Logic, you're finally back! Praise the Lord! Tell me what's going on?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, the man couldn't follow both, so he came after me.

Math: Yes, yes, but what happened next?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, I ran as hard as I could, and he chased after him with all his might.

Math: And then?

Logic: The only plausible thing happened, he caught me.

Math: Oh my God! So what to do?

Logic: I did the only thing that made sense, pull the skirt up.

Math: Oh my God, Sister Logic! What about the man?

Logic: The only thing he did was reasonable, he pulled his pants down.

Math: OMG! And what about later?

Logic: Isn't it very reasonable, math nun, a nun who pulls her skirt up, must be running much faster than a man who pulls his pants down!

Once upon a time, a horse entered a bar, sat down at the bar and asked the bartender for a drink, and the waiter said, "Your face is so long."

Once upon a time, there was a copy of a horse! It runs.

Ran and fell into the sea. bai So, it du's turned into a zhi "seahorse"! Another dao of this horse

A friend of a horse who was trying to find a horse that had fallen into the sea ended up falling into the river. Later, he became a "hippopotamus". The third horse is a white horse.

In order to find its two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, causing several black stripes to appear on its body. As a result, it turned into a "zebra"!

The fourth pony tries to find his companions with the first three, and one day he comes to a factory, where he is transformed into an "iron horse". But later, those horses still could not escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all made into "Shaqi horses", which raged everywhere, and all the horses were spared, becoming a ...... of the world without horsesThen, a group of people couldn't help but say, "It's cold."

Finally, to commemorate the joke, someone made it into a lesson, and we called it "Marseille lessons"!

There is a thousand-mile horse, and if the rider says "my mother", the horse will run fast and reach its destination, and if it wants to stop, it will shout "my land" and the horse will stop. A merchant bought the horse, said "My mother," and the horse galloped away (but without a destination) ......Suddenly, the merchant saw a cliff in front of him, and he forgot the mantra: "My God", "My Dad", "My Son", ......Finally, at the moment when he was about to rush out of the cliff, the merchant called out "My land", the horse stopped a centimeter from the cliff, and the merchant gasped and said

Oh my god," ......