Funny Mid Autumn Festival Blessing SMS, who has Mid Autumn Festival funny greetings

There is a beautiful woman who likes you and asks me to introduce you, I gave her your ** number, and she will contact you on August 15 and will bring you happiness and joy! Her name is Zhong Qiujie!!

Love for a year and hate for a year; You and I, thank you; Live a beautiful day and a day of philosophy; Two steps are two steps to be happy; Heaven and earth, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

I know that on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, you will be surrounded by overwhelming text messages, and I will let the blessing cross the mountains and cross the high-rise buildings through the streets and alleys, flash the old lady who sells tea and eggs, and get into your mobile phone: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

1.You open the window and look up, and we're looking at the same moon.

2.Ran to the moon failed and continued to stay in the world.

3.Mid-Autumn Festival** is disrespectful to mooncakes.

4.If the moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep, I'm a little delicacy in the world.

5.Mooncakes are beside you, and reunions are everywhere.

6.The moon is getting rounder, and good things are getting closer.

7.In this life, we are all people who fish for the bright moon on the shore of the years.

8.A moon in my heart, two pots in my hands. I'm full of food and drink, and I'm embarrassed.

9.Can't eat mooncakes together, but we have the same moon.

10.The moon is full in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the face is not round 11I wish you the best mooncakes.

12.Benyue won't reply to messages today

13.I'm Chang'e, playing money, fifteen moons and sixteen yuan.

14.The moon represents the hearts of too many people, so let it rest.

15.From the moon to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the more I miss you.

16.The moon is clear and round, and the cake is crispy and soft

17.Come out and see the moon, you can look at me without looking at the moon.

18.I wish you happiness, not only the Mid-Autumn Festival.

19.The Mid-Autumn Festival seems uncultured to say happiness, and it is healthy to follow the trend, so I wish everyone the Mid-Autumn Festival here!

20.Eventful autumn will still love you. 21.The moon represents the pitted coldness of my heart.

22.In the next Mid-Autumn Festival, can you be by my side and watch the moon with me?

23.When I mention the moon to you, I'm actually saying "I miss you."

24.I wish you the best mooncakes.

25.Do any boys come out to see the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Bring my ID and I'll bring mooncakes. Don't ask why you bring your ID card, you can cut mooncakes.

26.The fifteenth moon is sixteen round, and I am round for a year.

27.There is always someone who will climb the moon for you.

28.The moon has found the other half, and you haven't yet. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

1.The full moon is round, the family is round, the wallet is round, the people are not round, the heart is smooth, the work is smooth, and the day is smooth! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, all the best, and a happy family reunion!

Treat me to dinner when you have time! 2.August 15 is coming to give you a moon cake, content:

Love, ingredients: sweet, happy, happy, tolerant, loyal, happy; Shelf life: One lifetime, storage method:

Treasure. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 3.

Shooting stars streaked across the sky, and I missed the wish; The waves crashed against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told again, and I missed listening; There is only one time in life, and I am not wrong about you! We invite you to enjoy the moon together tonight! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Before the 15th day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar. 5.When is the bright moon, ask the cake to the sky, I don't know what filling is in the cake, today is lotus paste.

I want to take a boat to watch the moon, but I am afraid that the spaceship is too slow, and it is too cold in the distance. Get up and send a message, blessing in the world. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

6.I have received a lot of moon cakes, so I might as well pick up a very special ingredient: sweet, happy, inclusive, energetic, happy, don't be in a hurry to eat this moon cake, the special thing is that the shelf life is very long (a lifetime), so you can taste it slowly!

Feeling. May your life be like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, reunited! Happy forever!

8.During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you four text message mooncakes: send you lotus seeds, may you be more beautiful than hibiscus; Whoever sends you five benevolences, may your friends be all over the five continents; Whoever gives you fruit, may you make a pistachio; Whoever gives you chocolate, may your life be as sweet as honey.

9.In these days, desktops are too bulky, so they use laptops; It's too big to listen to at any time, just listen to ***; The physique of the moon is not small, I guess there is nowhere to put it for you, just compress it into moon cakes and give it to you I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! 10.

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and I will send you three brands of moon cakes, which are very good: eat global brand moon cakes during the key festivals; Eat my festive season with my dynamic brand moon cakes; Shenzhou Xing brand moon cakes, I eat it!