Please help translate! It s said to be a joke! It s a pity I can t read 20

Hahaha It's really funny Brake translation is really funny.

[original sentence].

Be kind and independent; In the early years, the fortune was reversed, and it was a waste of money; Middle-aged greed, high desires, jealousy, self-respect; Hard learning skills, hard work. Woman upbringing, the fate of Zhongping.

Translation] is relatively amiable and able to run his own business independently; In the early years, luck was not very smooth, because all kinds of disputes about right and wrong cost a lot of money; When he was middle-aged, his desire was too greedy, his desire soared, and he was jealous of the villain, but he was able to respect himself; In a lifetime, you need to work hard to learn the craft, and spend a lifetime of hard work; The wife has children at home, and the husband and children are generally only a medium fortune, and it is best not to be too demanding and want too much.

People are more easy-going, run their own businesses independently, and when they are young, their luck is not too smooth and the goal they want to achieve is too far away, but they can still achieve the requirements by bribing some people through various channels to break some money. After middle age, you want to make your career reach a higher goal and earn more wealth, but you will offend some villains, so that those villains are envious and jealous, so before doing things, think about the problem clearly before doing it, don't let those villains grasp the handle, your life has been constantly learning a variety of advanced technology to keep pace with the times, but you are just a technology to maintain your all, your woman is very responsible for teaching her husband and children at home, your life will not have a big deal, just a very ordinary person.

The translation is as follows:

It was the last time, but not the most hurt I had. I wish I could have you again. I came here with sweet memories between us.

Thank you for coming into my life, and although it was short, it was enough for me. You will always be the most special person in my life. I love you, anytime and anywhere.

I left here at 8pm.

Hope it helps you heavenly

Last but not least Shangh. For me, I wish I could be in my life, you againg with you here, what sweet memories I was busy with. Thank you for visiting my life, I know it's been a short time, but it's enough for me.

You will always be in my life, b spceial is indeed an art lover is indeed a person. I love you, no matter where I live. I'm going to get out of here in the evening.

This is the last but not least shangh (my personal guess is that your relationship has come to an end, but it is still important to him), and I wish I could have you again and come here with beautiful memories with you. Thank you for coming into my life, I know it's short, but it's enough for me. What you have in my life is all special.

I love you and I don't care I'm a**. At eight o'clock in the evening, I will leave from here (and finally guess, because I don't quite understand).

Said that he will remember you for a lifetime, although the time with you this time is too short, but it is enough for him, I hope to see you again, no matter where he is, he loves you, and he left at 8 o'clock in the evening.

Paraphrasing The second paragraph is translated in the title of the second paragraph. Hope it helps you understand

The opinions are personal.

With the success of the Ashino Soccer Ball Tournament and the increased demand for the game, John Swearingen, a campus police officer at Southwest University, wanted to develop a two-year program to expand the number of athletic programs, especially soccer. [Personally, I think the purpose of the roll call here is to expand the number of employees].

The number of staff at Southwestern University's faculties has 26 active staff members that have not changed in the past 15 years, but the following reforms must be submitted to the director for additional resources: [Reasons for hiring staff].

1 Expansion of the size of the physical education program, especially the football program that has been expanded.

2 The Faculty has expanded geographically with new research facilities and laboratories located miles away from the main campus.

3 Traffic and parking problems are getting worse.

5 The coverage area of the surrounding community has increased exponentially.

The school's campus is located in the small Texas town of Stephenville, 30 miles southwest of Dalls forth worth Metroplex. During the summer months, there are about 5,000 students. That number would swell to 20,000 during the fall and spring semesters.

As a result, the demand for police and other services is extremely low during the summer months. The demand for police services also varies from one to the following (Reality - I personally feel that the reality is that there are too many variables and too much flexibility, and if we can provide a solution to adapt to flexibility, it should be the point of this question).

1 The length of the day (peak is generally between 10 p.m. and 2 a.m.).

2 days of work week (weekends are the busiest).

3 Number of weekends per year (50,000 outside spectators enter campus on weekends with football matches).

5 Special times (admission, school departure, graduation ceremony).

As demand for a successful soccer program rises, Campus Police Chief at Southwestern University, John Swilling, wants to develop a 2-year program that involves requests for additional resources.

There has been an increase in the number of sports of all sizes, especially football.

The college has expanded geographically, with a number of new research facilities and laboratories now located miles away from the main campus.

Traffic and parking problems are getting worse.

More portable, expensive computers have a high potential for theft scattered around campus.

The problem of alcohol and drugs is even worse.

The size of the surrounding neighborhood has doubled.

The college is located in Stephenville, Texas, a small town about 30 miles southwest of Dallas Forth worthy of Metropoule. During the summer months, the student population is about 5,000. That number swelled to 20,000 in the fall and spring semesters.

Therefore, the need for police and other services is significantly reduced in the summer. The needs of police services also vary::

Time of day (peak time is between 10 pm and 2 am).

This Sunday (the weekend is the busiest).

Weekends of the year (football weekend, more than 50,000 people come to Xiangtan campus) special events (check-in, checkout, effective date).

As the demand for a successful football (American football) program grew, Southwestern University's campus police chief, John Swearingen, wanted to develop a two-year program that included requests for additional resources.

Southwest University currently has 26 full-time staff in the department. The size of the armed forces has not changed in the last 15 years, but the next changes have prompted the Director to seek additional resources:

The scale of the sports program, especially rugby, has been enhanced.

The university expanded geographically, adding a number of new research institutes and libraries miles away from the main campus.

Traffic and parking problems are getting worse.

Alcohol and drugs are a growing problem.

Neighboring communities are doubling in size.

This university is located in Stephenville, Texas, a small town 30 miles south of Dallas. In the summer, the number of students is around 5,000, and in the spring semester the number soars to 20,000. As a result, the demand for police and other services is very low during the summer months.

The requirements for the location of police service also vary with the following:

Different times of the day (peak from 10 p.m. to 2 a.m.).

Seasons of the week vary (weekends are the busiest).

Weekend gatherings throughout the year (at the Football Weekend Party, an additional 50,000 people flock to campus).

Special events (registration, check-out, graduation ceremony.)

This is the content of the first paragraph, which roughly explains the current situation of the school's insufficient police resources and the reasons for it.