Two super short sketches, short sketches for two people

The cross talk segment "Drag Racing".

26 November 2007.

A: Do you like cars?

B: I like it. A: What kind of car do you like?

B: Running fast.

A: Heroes see the same thing.

B: We're the same.

A: Let me ask you a question.

B: You say. A: Is Santana fast or Mercedes fast?

B: Of course it's Mercedes Benz.

A: Not necessarily.

B: Definitely. A: My Mercedes is not as good as my brother's Santana.

B: No, I don't.

A: We have raced, we ran around the five rings, I only ran half a lap, and he went around twice.

B: There's something wrong with your car, right?

A: I've only been buying it for two years, and he's about to scrap it.

B: Your skills are not good, are you?

A: He was still pedaling three wheels when I took Ben.

B: That's your head in water.

A: Your head is in the water.

B: What's going on?

A: At first, I couldn't figure it out, but then I found a driver who had competed in an F1 Grand Prix and asked him to compete with my brother.

B: Yes, try someone else.

A: I'm driving a Ferrari.

B: That's more advanced.

A: I still lost.

B: Huh? Ferrari can't outrun Santana?

A: yes, the driver wondered, "What's going on?" No, two more laps! ”

B: I still want to compete.

A: My brother was happy with him, "You can't run another 200 laps." ”

B: Why is he so good?

A: "Lao Tzu is hanging a military card. ”

A: Cross talk is a language art, B: To A: Cross talk actors pay attention to talking and singing, this cross talk actor! Best at telling long jokes, short jokes, witticisms, anyway.

B: This is the basic skill of a cross talk actor.

A: Crosstalk actors, you have to be smart. As soon as the inspiration moves, it will be said through the mouth, B: Yes, yes, yes.

A: You have to be sharp-tongued.

B: yes. A: Like you.

B: I'm particularly suitable.

A: What is appropriate, these lips are like shoe lows!

B: Do you have such thick lips?

A: It's not appropriate to say cross talk like you, B: Who is not suitable, tell you, the brain is smart.

A: yes. B: Sharp-tongued, A: You.

B: Anything goes!

A: Don't brag, I'll test you in front of a teacher and a colleague, let's have a paragraph anyway B: What is a anyway talk?

A: If I say a word, you turn it over and say it again, and if you can say it, you are smart!

B: Let's try.

A: Come on, my table.

Second:.. A: My desk.

B: My desk.

A: Alas, why are you so stupid, I say my table, you have to say that I have a sub Table B: Oh, I see.

There were seven boys who smoked, and the defendant was secret, and the teacher called them one by one to talk:

Scenario 1 Teacher: Honestly, smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

The boy naturally stretched out two fingers and took the .........Scenario 2 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

The boy carefully took the fries from the teacher because he heard A's situation: Don't you get some ketchup?

I accidentally got too much, so I immediately flicked it with two fingers!

Teacher: Don't suck? I'm very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask parents to come and .........Scenario 3 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Don't suck? Okay, let's have a french fries.

The boy ate the fries with sweat very carefully because of the previous two examplesTeacher: Don't you bring the roots back to your classmates?

After the boy took the fries, he put them on his ears and .........Scenario 4 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy finished eating the fries in fright, put the fries in his jacket pocket, and the teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ......... with his footScenario 5 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy just got the fries.

The teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat?"

The boy hurriedly passed the fries from both hands, then took out the lighter .........Scene 6 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy finished eating the fries in fright, put the fries in his jacket pocket, and the teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy bowed his head with sweaty palms and said, "Hello principal!"

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

The boy took out the fries from his pocket: "Ann, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet..."Scene 7 Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

Boy: It's very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

Boy: [gets carried away] "Good day".

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