What joke makes you laugh even the Nth time you hear it?

Once my boyfriend said that he also started watching TV series, he usually doesn't watch TV series, only watches **ah, anime, and then suddenly said this and asked him what he watched, which can actually attract the hearts of men who look sunny on the outside of the dead house. As a result, he said, "I want to love the whole world for your sake." "I thought, ah, I was suddenly moved at that time, you know?

Because I used to love watching TV series, and then I asked him what kind of TV series it was, but I found out later that it was a name... It's a name ... a name ...

Name... Word.

A couple took the bus, the woman said that her face hurt, and the man kissed it and asked if it still hurts? The woman said it didn't hurt anymore. After a while, the woman said that her hand hurt, and the man kissed it and asked if it still hurts?

The woman said it didn't hurt anymore. After a while, he said that his neck hurt, and the man kissed his mouth and asked if it still hurts? The woman said it didn't hurt anymore. Then an old lady next to her said with her eyes shining

Divine doctor, can you see hemorrhoids?

No one in this world cares about second place.

Young people, do you know the world's highest peak? ”

You know, Mount Everest 8848m".

And what about the second peak? ”

Chogori Peak 8611m".

…And what about the third? ”

Kanchenjunga 8586m".

One of my classmates was super dark, one morning he was in class and he was carrying a schoolbag ready to go out, I guess something was going on, and everyone was asking what's wrong when I walked to the back door, and then suddenly a buddy said in a low voice: You are going back to China? Then the class went crazy with laughter......I can't help but think about it every time, (

Six-year-old me (female) is very full of a sense of justice, in order to retaliate against those girls who do not flush the toilet in the teacher's apartment, I picked up a snake's skin in the back mountain, and threw it into the toilet at night, very proudly waiting for those girls to be recruited, but what I never expected was that the first person to go to the toilet in the toilet was my mother ......When she screamed out of the toilet with her pants and rolling, I also came out, just when a female teacher came to ask her what was going on, she trembled and said that there was a snake in the toilet, at that time I did one of the most regretful things in my life, I couldn't help but hold my stomach there and laugh! My mom quickly understood the culprit of the affair, she smiled, very gently, took my hand, returned home, closed the door ...... her roomWhy do I always have tears in my eyes? Because that meal of stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots is really deep ......

The first time I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents, after dinner, my girlfriend left, and my father asked me, "This girl is not good-looking, she is still fat, why do you like this?" ”

I was about to explain, but my mother didn't want to, so she slammed the table and yelled at my father: "Explain to me, what do you mean by the word 'also'?!" ”

The teacher is giving a serious lecture, and the class leader is sleepy below. The class leader whispered to the class leader at the same table, "End of class."

The squad leader suddenly stood up as if he had been beaten and said, "Stand up!" Then a few students in a daze stood up and said:

Goodbye, teacher! ”.This picture is a bit strong.

Haha went to the funeral of Hehe, Haha went to the statue and said, "Hehe, you are dead." Haha, I'm alive! ”

Roommate: I'll tell you a joke hahahahaha......hahahaha

Kim K-la! No loss, no evaporation! The price of fertilizers in the world has risen!

Fertilizer is hungry! One bag can top two bags to sprinkle! Kim K-la!

I used Jin Kela! The yield of wheat per mu is 1,080! From now on, Japanese grain will no longer have to be imported to the United States!

Wowha!

Mini world is the most fun, mine world is the least fun. This joke contracted my laughter for half a year.

Even if I, Wang Jingze, starve to death and jump from here, I will never eat a bite of you.

Oops, it smells so good