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There are many things in life that are very interesting, as long as we experience them carefully, there will be many things that will make us feel more and more funny the more we think about it. In such a long life, a lot of interesting things will happen.
I remember when I was younger, I rode a bike with my friends because there was only one bike. There was a guy who asked a girl to sit in his back seat, and the two of them went downhill, probably thinking that it would be less strenuous and not as tiring as the uphill. The two of them happily got on the bicycle, and the previous section felt quite smooth, and there were no accidents all the way downhill.
But on the way down the road, there was a big rock in the middle of the road, and because the brakes were not pulled, the bike just hit the stone. The two people flew out of the bicycle directly, and the point was that the two people did not fall directly to the ground, which was a very miserable fall. Instead, he fell into a pile of corn stalks next to him, just like gnawing on corn stalks.
I didn't know whether to laugh or comfort the two of them when I ran to the two of them, but I couldn't help but laugh and help them up.
It's the same falls, sometimes some things that are originally tragic, but the more we think about it, the more funny it becomes. I still remember when I first went to college, there was not a special understanding between several people in the dormitory, and girls would come to the aunt every month, and everyone would not think it was so strange. But when one of my roommates came to her aunt, she had a stomachache by herself, so she went to the bathroom.
I didn't come back this time, and everyone didn't know how long she had been squatting in the toilet, but she heard someone outside the door asking, "Classmate, classmate, what's wrong with you?" "Then we went outside the door and saw that she had fainted in the toilet. At that time, did you think that Aunt Lai would hurt like this?
I'm curious, and although I feel pain, it's not enough, and it's really funny to think about it now.
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There are a lot of such things, and the more you think about it, the more funny it becomes, and you will think about it when you have nothing to do.
Once, on New Year's Eve, I was drinking with a few friends, and we were interning in the Imperial City of Shanxi at that time. A few of us old men bragged to each other, and before we knew it, we all got drunk, and then went back to our respective rooms to sleep. The next day we were going back to school and finishing our internship, and the classmate I was living with was packing up.
At this time, the third brother came over, and he told us directly that his former girlfriend called him ** last night, and the woman also drank too much, and then cried in **. But when it came to crying, his voice suddenly changed, and it became high-pitched and loud, and we couldn't help laughing at that time. The one he cried and ruined the whole environment, but after the third brother left, the two of us couldn't hold back our laughter.
When it's okay, when I think about it, I can't help but laugh when I cry.
When I was in S6 last year, EDG, which represented the LPL, performed particularly badly, and it was a jungler version at the time. The veteran dream jungler Ming Kai is also questioned. He has a lot of stalks, like a centaur chasing arrows, Ming Kai's fans, Olaf can't beat the blind, and the blind can't beat Olaf has been hacked badly enough.
In the last round of the series, the more practical blind monk hit 4396 damage, and was hacked by various jokers for a year. The public relations of their team also asked him not to fight first, and changed his ID to clearlove7, but the result was still invincible in the civil war. As a result, when it comes to the foreign war, this S7 Mingkai's EDG is still not performing well, and some of his fans are even more brain-dead and black, what lel, Muay Thai warning, depression knife technique, new stalks and old stalks are combined together.
The more you think about it, the funnier it gets.
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For me, my childhood was full of jokes, I had two very good childhood playmates, they lived in my backyard at that time, they were two siblings, the three of us played together since we were young, often I stayed at their house and didn't leave, and then my father found me and kicked me home step by step, in this case I had to leave a sentence of "I'll come tomorrow morning", I don't even know how thick my skin was at that time, because I really went to their house early the next morning, and naturally ate thereand then go and help people work.
Later, when we went to school, the first grade, my little friend had a stomachache, so she asked the teacher for leave, and then went home smoothly, I was young and ignorant, I thought it was a good idea, so I said to the teacher: "Teacher, tomorrow I also have a stomachache, I won't come." "I still remember the look on the teacher's face and the sound of the class laughing, and I still laugh at it when I was young.
Not only these, but she also listed the stupid things I had done one by one, cut the old shoes with a knife in order to change them into new ones, wore holey shoes to take pictures, stole lemons and was cried sourly, and took my mother's mobile phone to put it on the **, but she secretly absconded in fear of crime ...... when she didn't turn it offThese things are funny to think about now, but they are also full of memories.
It's not over yet, I feel like my whole being is a joke. The high school graduation party was supposed to be a very sensational moment, when everyone hugged the head teacher one by one to express gratitude, it was my turn, but I stepped on the head teacher's feet, the head teacher smiled and said "child, don't you have a good foot" I was embarrassed at the moment, but everyone laughed, and the good atmosphere was ruined, I felt as if I had become a sinner through the ages, and every time I got together after that, I would definitely be ridiculed, often laughing to tears.
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An incident that happened in today's exam really made me think that the more I thought about it, the funnier it became.
There was a particularly strange boy in our class, who had to dress up as an uncle in his forties and fifties. Obviously, the weather is not very cold, so I have to wrap an old-fashioned scarf, wear leather gloves, and wear a grandfather's leather shoes. In fact, the conversation reveals the atmosphere of old cadres.
Today's exam subject is Introduction to the Environment, because in the past this subject was open-book, this year we suddenly became closed-book, so it was very difficult for us, and many people chose to make cheat sheets. It's said that it's a cheat sheet, of course, the smaller the better. <>
This strange guy in our class printed out all the key points of the review, estimated to be ten sheets of A4 paper, and then he put his cheat sheet on the bag in the hole in his desk, and so blatantly copied it, and the teacher passed by a few times and couldn't stand it, so he said, "Hey, that boy."
As a result, when the boy saw the teacher talking about him, he looked down, saw his cheat sheet, patted him on the head and said, "Oh, oops". At that time, I really laughed, I was caught cheating, and I suddenly understood and regretted it, the more I thought about it, the funnier it became.
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When I was in the sixth grade of elementary school, one night I went to the classroom to do my homework (I was a resident student), and I found that the floor was not swept, so I swept it up by myself, and there were a lot of pieces of paper on the ground, and I just had a box of matches in my pocket, so I lit a fire and burned the pile of paper (I thought, there are too many papers to throw away, it takes a few walks to get it done, and it will be much easier if it is burned to ashes), and the paper is put in the garbage bin by me. When it was almost burned, I put out the fire and started my homework. Later, there was a lot of smoke in the classroom, and I didn't think about it that much at the time, but then a classmate shouted when he passed in front of me"It's over, it's on fire, the dumpster is burning", I hurriedly ran over to take a look, the garbage bin was burned by the ashes, there was no flame, only smoke, then I remembered that the garbage bin was replaced by a cardboard box.
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When I was in high school, because I was good at math, when the math teacher chose a course representative, my classmates had a very high demand for me. So, I went with the flow and became the representative of the math class. I often need to collect the homework in the class and send it to the office to be corrected by the math teacher, and then go to the office to take it back to the classroom and send it to the students.
Once, I went to the office to pick up the homework that the teacher had corrected, and strode to the classroom with a pile of books. There are three groups in the classroom, and the homework is also handed in in groups. Walking into the classroom, I sat down and sent my homework to the first desk of each group.
Then I walked towards myself, glanced at my seat, and I was surprised to see a boy I didn't know sitting on the seat. I don't know anyone else when I look at the side.
Suddenly, I realized that I had gone to the wrong classroom. So, he was quick to grasp the homework on the first table of each group, and ran out before he had time to sort it out. When I went out, I could clearly hear hearty laughter in the classroom.
Another time, at the beginning of math class, I was still chatting with my tablemates. At this time, the teacher came in, and I ignored it and continued to whisper.
Suddenly, I felt that the teacher had something to say to me, and with the smell of a class representative, I guessed that I was going to the office to get something as usual. He strode out of the classroom, thinking about what to take as he went. When I walked to the office, I found a pile of workbooks on the teacher's desk, and I saw that I had handed them in earlier.
So, I went back to the classroom with a large stack of books. When I got to the door of the classroom, the whole class burst into laughter. The teacher said calmly
The homework hasn't been changed yet, so I'm telling you to bring a box of chalk." I blushed and didn't say a word, and went back to the office with the book amid the laughter of the whole class, and then returned to the classroom with several boxes of chalk.
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There are a lot of stupid things, but there are not many things I can talk about, but let's talk about something that happened to me in high school.
Half-asleep, I felt my desk vibrate violently, and it woke me up all at once. When I looked up, I saw the teacher's serious face and the leg that had just been withdrawn.
Some of our classmates, they sleep in class, what do you say you are here for, can't you just listen to it for a day? As he spoke, he seemed to glare at me.
I naively thought that the teacher wouldn't notice the classmates at the first table, and I felt that I was really stupid at that moment, and I even slept in front of the teacher, and this IQ was really no one. But even though I felt very embarrassed at the time, I think about it now, and I think it's quite cola, and besides, teacher, I miss you so much.
Hua Chenyu, in my opinion, is a singer who has read singing skills and has a unique talent and taste for the control of pitch. It is with this uniqueness that he stands out from the new generation of singers. But his talent also limits his development, and when he doesn't have enough emotion to compete with his melody as a soul, his singing skills and talent have become a dazzling and lofty image.
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My partner cares about me very much, and gives me a lot of love in life, and it will be very romantic, which makes me more and more inseparable from him.
There are many things worth remembering, but the most memorable one for me is when my father took me on a bicycle when I was a child, and I watched his back from behind.
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