What should I say in the first thing I said?

A sentence that a certain person said after seeing a ghost ......The ghosts are speechless classic !!

Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: ......Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: Uh-huh, so-and-so: Do you want brain platinum? Give you a wholesale price.

Ghost: ......Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: Uh-huh: Take out your ID card.

Ghost: ......Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: Uh-huh: Did you bring paper?

Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: Uh-huh: What's your mother's last name?

Ghost: ......Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: Uh-huh: Do you have lollipops over there?

If it's cheap, buy me a few next time, and I'll burn you the paper.

Ghost: ......Late one night, I got up to go to the toilet and saw a transparent thing flashing left and right Someone: Are you a ghost?

Ghost: Uh-huh: What do you see? Haven't you ever seen an ugly girl?

Ghost: ......

I would say. Friend: Don't be scary if you're ugly.

People are ghosts, you are ghosts, then you also have a ghost image, wait for me here tomorrow, I will burn some dark paper for you...

Come on. Let's get a facelift, big brother.

"You are the mother of the child of my dead aunt's friend!" Finally seeing you, do you know how much I miss you?

Dad won't give me money to buy lollipops, why don't you give it to me!! It's just that I don't want the bank of heaven and earth, I want to People's Bank of China!!

It's a small thing, I've never seen such an ugly ghost ..Then he pulled his legs and hurried away

Actually, I'm also a ghost who just died, I'm going to report to DF, you take me, I'm not familiar with it yet, Xiaobai said to take me yesterday, and I didn't come today. . .

Friend, I know you're not a ghost, don't scare me!

Seeing people talking about people, talking nonsense, that is, this person is a little difficult to get along with, you don't know what tricks he will play, everything is good when he gets along with you, once there is something bad, he will go elsewhere to make trouble, in short, this kind of person can not pay it.

It shows that this person is very slippery, and he is also very clever, especially when he meets people and talks about people, and talks nonsense when he sees ghosts. It shows that he is particularly resilient.

First, the meaning of the explanation: see people say human words, see ghosts say ghost words (jiàn rén shuō rén huà, jiàn guǐ shuō guǐ huà) refers to seeing that people are very adaptable in the process of speaking and doing things. Able to see the wind and rudder.

Slightly pejorative).

Second, be specific: Seeing people and speaking human words refers to seeing different people to cater to their tastes, psychology and ideas, and to conform to what others say against their will in order to achieve a certain goal. People who speak like this are not principled, and belong to the kind of people who are flamboyant and fickle.

In order not to be harmed, not to lose profits, to obtain something, to achieve a certain goal so as to obey the other party's thoughts, so this kind of person can be very blinded, cover up the other party's mistakes and shortcomings, and let the other party go further and further in the wrong thoughts and behaviors. Therefore, it is not advisable to do so in this way, he conforms to you today, and he conforms to others as soon as he turns around. You must learn to analyze and discern what this kind of person says, because you will not see sincerity and straightforwardness in him, let alone friendship.

In daily work or life, the phrase "see people and talk about people, and talk about ghosts" is generally used to criticize others for being slippery, speculative, insincere, etc., and it can be said that this is a curse; It is also the secret of living in harmony with others and getting things done.

1. What does it mean to see people and talk about people.

The positive meaning of "seeing people and talking about people, and talking about ghosts" refers to the fact that people have a strong ability to adapt in the process of speaking and doing things, and can see the wind and steer the rudder.

See people and talk to people", you can communicate with people; "Tell the hell about the hell" and you can communicate with the ghost. If you see people talking nonsense, and if you see people talking nonsense, then it won't work.

Therefore, "seeing people and talking about people, and talking about ghosts" is a communication skill, and it is also the secret of living in harmony with people and getting things done.

And sometimes we use this sentence to scold someone: shameless things, people talk about people, and ghosts talk about ghosts. When scolding, he often grits his teeth, as if he is scolding a chameleon.

In short, the positive meaning of the phrase "talk to people when you see people, talk to people when you see ghosts" is to communicate or communicate with them in a way that the other person can identify with and understand (gestures, language, tone, etc.), and in the current fashionable terms, to communicate or communicate with the other person in a way that makes them comfortable.

2. Verbal provenance.

Qing Li Baojia's "The Appearance of Officialdom" Chapter 38: "The second must be able to speak with your mouth, talk about people when you see people, talk about ghosts when you see ghosts, say things about officialdom when you see officialdom, and say things in business when you see businessmen." ”

Example: If you want him to help, you have to do business with him first.

Hello, what you mean by this means to speak tactfully, to say whatever you see people, and to say something that others like to hear, you will make yourself more popular and have a good relationship with the people around you.

"Seeing people and talking about people, and talking about ghosts" is a kind of ability to describe people who are good at choosing different words and expressions according to different situations and macro objects. The meaning of this sentence is that when we interact with different people, we should choose appropriate words and expressions according to factors such as the background, personality, and language habits of the couple, so as to better communicate and communicate. If we just stick to our own opinions and methods, without taking into account the feelings and needs of the other person, it will lead to communication failures or misunderstandings.

Therefore, this phrase is also often used to describe a kind of wisdom and skill in interpersonal communication.

It's nice to listen to in all directions. If it doesn't sound good, it tends to be inflammatory.

Yes, you see what people say, talk nonsense, but you can't talk about ghosts, you are so scared that you can't speak, what else to say.

Seeing what people say and what they say, what hell they say, this describes people. Step up your game. For example, being an official. What to say in officialdom? I'm in the square. Who said anything?

Yes, for example, to say something flattering when you see a leader.