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Anonymous users2024-02-10When I was a child, I didn't want to listen to it, but when I grew up, I would find it very interesting, so I'll talk about a few of them that I still remember
1."The water in the small river is blazing, and Du Mi and I are stealing melons. All came to Mi to steal two and I stole them, and all came to Mi to escape, and I was caught.
I do my homework at home, and I write checks at court. I came to eat steamed buns at home, and I was fisted in the court. Du Laimi was eating melon seeds at home, and I was shot ...... courthouse"Maybe I'll die after being shot.,Anyway, I can't remember the back.,When I was a child, I was accompanied by you to shoot and I shoot.,While chattering about this word,While clapping endlessly.。。
It's so much fun, you can play for most of the day as soon as you play.
2."Fried eggplant, fried eggplant, cut and cut, make dumplings, make dumplings, pinch and pinch, good boy, good boy, bad boy, bad boy fan mouth".
This is also a clapping game, but it's not "you shoot a shot and I shoot a shot", but "you shoot me and I shoot you", take turns to fan twice on the other party's palm, and then "fried eggplant cut cut" is to cut a few times on the other party's arm after the stroke, "making dumplings" is to pinch the other party's arm from bottom to top, "good boy" is to make your awesome gesture to the other party, "bad boy" is to slap each other's mouth. Two people can have a lot of fun.
3."The pepper tree, drooping branches, and there is a big flower sitting on the tree. Rubbing twine, taking the soles of her shoes, she is so happy that her mother is croaking, and she is happy that his grandmother is hugging her chicks."
This is Shandong's authentic slippery, grandma taught me, it's fun to say with Shandong flavor, because grandma's big girls in that era can do needlework is worthy of praise, so I made up this song to teach children, so that little girls can learn to work
4.And what else is "the little bean bag of the first grade, a dozen and a jump high......"There are a lot of people in the back who I remember this sentence, sad urging, probably when I was a child, I went to memorize ancient poems, hahaha Any sentence I pulled out is a joke, and I don't know which bear child made it up, so talented.
5."One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger doesn't fight, the little squirrel fights. "This is a more classic slip of the tongue, when I was a child, I thought it was a very natural and fun thing to say, but now I always wonder why I want to go up the mountain to fight tigers?
The little squirrel is so cute, why do you want to fight the little squirrel? Probably the poor jokes of childhood are so good and nonsensical
6."The first grade died, the second grade lifted, the third grade dug a pit, the fourth grade was buried, the fifth grade couldn't cry, and the sixth grade Xiao Ge couldn't throw it away. ”
I don't know why I said it so smoothly back then, if I put it now, I would never dare to say it, children are really bold and dare to think about anything, this is a collective**?? Confused, when I was a child, I was not afraid of the sky and the earth, and I was not afraid of the sin and sin
There are a lot, it's really a little hard to remember, it's too long, how can there be such a fun thing for the children of the post-00s and post-10s now, they are all addicted to electronic products and reduce their brain potential, or are our post-90s children talented But when they grow up, they don't know the happiness of children, although there are jokes now, but they are not poor jokes that can be said casually, and the life of adults is really boring <>
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Anonymous users2024-02-092. A friend once published a sentence in the space: "Give me a girl, I can create a nation!" ”
3. What should I do if I don't have a Valentine's Day?
God replied: If there are no dead people in the family, do you have to go to great lengths to kill one or two people before the Qingming Festival? If you don't, you can't.
4. Extremely angry, people will smash things to vent their dissatisfaction; What should I do?
God replied: Fix the things that were broken one by one.
5. Ask a beautiful woman if she has a boyfriend, and she replies "I won't tell you", what does it mean?
God replied, meaning: "If you dare to confess, I will dare not."
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Anonymous users2024-02-08Open the textbook, remember Ma Dongmei, the textbook, what is the horse?
Open the textbook, Ma Dongmei, the textbook, what Mei?
Open the textbook, what winter and what plum?
Open the textbook, Ma Dongmei, the textbook, what is Ma Mei?
Open the textbook, Ma Dongmei, co-textbook, what Dongmei?
Open the textbook, Ma Dongmei, co-textbook, what kind of plum is Ma Dong?
Open the textbook, Ma Dongmei, Ma Dongmei, Ma Dongmei, okay, I remember, Ma Dongmei, Ma Dongmei, the textbook, Sun Honglei, well, that's right, it's him, the next day the teacher called to the office, don't you remember you Sun Bailei, Sun Huanglei, Ma Dongmei, are you brain-dead, and then I said, Teacher Sun Honglei, don't you remember it.
This is a paragraph that teachers often mentioned in front of us when we were children, and of course I was more impressed.
When I was a child, there weren't as many delicious things as there are now, but I still remember how delicious it was back then. It's as if you can't find that taste with any of the same food these days. For example, frozen pears and frozen persimmons during the New Year. >>>More
Butterfly hairpin for the post-80s, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a luxury jewelry, butterfly hairpin is really a memory of melancholy, when I was a child, I grinded my mother for a long time, my mother agreed to buy it for me, wearing it on the head can be particularly sassy, always shaking his head when walking, especially good in the sun. <>
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Grimm's fairy tales or Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, when I was a child, I liked to watch fairy tales like Snow White and Cinderella. I like the characters in it, the paintings are particularly good-looking, and the color matching is very bright. Every girl has a princess dream, so she has a deep obsession with these stories.
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